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devildeac
07-22-2016, 10:54 AM
If Ben Albert can replicate the results he got at BC, we're gonna be stout.

And that will certain fix what ales our DL.

:o

Reilly
07-22-2016, 10:58 AM
If Ben Albert can replicate the results he got at BC, we're gonna be stout.


And that will certain fix what ales our DL ...

We've gotten this far without having an amarzen defense, so just a bit improved will do.

devildeac
07-22-2016, 11:07 AM
We've gotten this far without having an amarzen defense, so just a bit improved will do.

That's the yeast I'd expect.

NSDukeFan
07-22-2016, 12:03 PM
We've gotten this far without having an amarzen defense, so just a bit improved will do.

Is the D-line going to be lager this year? I hope they play with some hops.

OldPhiKap
07-22-2016, 12:43 PM
I'm primed for the season, I can barley wait!

Tripping William
07-22-2016, 12:55 PM
I'm primed for the season, I can barley wait!

I do hope we run some tripel option.

Reilly
07-22-2016, 12:57 PM
Is the D-line going to be lager this year? I hope they play with some hops.

Well, if they come in lager, I hope it's via natural training methods, and not due to Pils.


I'm primed for the season, I can barley wait!

Of Coors we should all be excited, but I'm afraid we're starting to take our success for granted and our enthusiasm has gone flat.

devildeac
07-22-2016, 01:05 PM
I do hope we run some tripel option.

I'll dubbel down with that.

Tripping William
07-22-2016, 01:09 PM
I'll dubbel down with that.

Especially with all our depth at running bock.

devildeac
07-22-2016, 01:10 PM
Especially with all our depth at running bock.

I'd doppelbock on that statement, too.

Reilly
07-22-2016, 01:12 PM
If Sirk can connect on his long Strohs, and the D produce pressure via some creative Schlitz schemes, it'll be Pabst the time to mention Duke with other powers.

Tripping William
07-22-2016, 01:14 PM
If Sirk can connect on his long Strohs, and the D produce pressure via some creative Schlitz schemes, it'll be Pabst the time to mention Duke with other powers.

And we all know how well Coach Cut Fosters a great atmosphere for QBs.

CrazyNotCrazie
07-22-2016, 02:00 PM
There is trouble brewing for our opponents

OldPhiKap
07-22-2016, 02:10 PM
I showed up for open try-outs last season. I thought they were looking for a pinter.

Turns out, I need new glasses.

mattman91
07-22-2016, 02:13 PM
There is trouble brewing for our opponents

It will be weisse of them to come to Wallace Wade fully prepared.

PDDuke85
07-22-2016, 03:30 PM
It will be weisse of them to come to Wallace Wade fully prepared.

By grolsch, we should have a defense not allowing more than 3.2 points per game

killerleft
07-22-2016, 04:15 PM
By grolsch, we should have a defense not allowing more than 3.2 points per game

Shall we call it Devil's Backbone? That would teach them a Little Sumpin' Sumpin'!

NSDukeFan
07-22-2016, 04:44 PM
It will be weisse of them to come to Wallace Wade fully prepared.

Listen Bud. Liten up.

DukieInKansas
07-22-2016, 04:44 PM
There is trouble brewing for our opponents

Bud, they better not take us Litely. Duke isn't Busch league any longer.


Wait - some may so those don't trully count as beers. :D

devildeac
07-22-2016, 05:33 PM
I showed up for open try-outs last season. I thought they were looking for a pinter.

Turns out, I need new glasses.

I'd be surprised if you even sniftered the court.

You probably even felt the draft as they headed by you each time.

devildeac
07-22-2016, 05:35 PM
If Sirk can connect on his long Strohs, and the D produce pressure via some creative Schlitz schemes, it'll be Pabst the time to mention Duke with other powers.


And we all know how well Coach Cut Fosters a great atmosphere for QBs.

Glad you two aren't trying to pull that weak sauce on the Ymm, Beer thread because you're headed in the wrong direction.

devildeac
07-22-2016, 05:36 PM
It will be weisse of them to come to Wallace Wade fully prepared.

Just gose to show you how close we are to the bottom of the barrel in this thread.

mattman91
07-22-2016, 05:42 PM
Just gose to show you how close we are to the bottom of the barrel in this thread.

What are you talking about? We just tapped it.

fuse
07-22-2016, 07:17 PM
Glad to see Ymmm, Beer is now on topic. :rolleyes:

At yeast no one has tried to hop into a coolship and run off with Randall the enamel animal.

gam7
07-22-2016, 07:45 PM
Glad you two aren't trying to pull that weak sauce on the Ymm, Beer thread because you're headed in the wrong direction.

Stop complaining devildeac, you Arrogant Bastard.

Reilly
07-22-2016, 08:40 PM
Weak sauce, dd? I just might hang a fat tire around your neck and throw you into some heavy seas.

Reilly
07-22-2016, 08:47 PM
I like Cut mining the south for speed, but for the OL, wish he'd go get Milwaukee's best.

mattman91
07-22-2016, 08:47 PM
Weak sauce, dd? I just might hang a fat tire around your neck and throw you into some heavy seas.

He can sometimes be a real Raging Bi+ch.

mattman91
07-22-2016, 08:49 PM
He can sometimes be a real Raging Bi+ch.

Jk DD :cool:

Reilly
07-22-2016, 08:53 PM
He can sometimes be a real Raging Bi+ch.

So *that* explains the flying dog hanging around his last tailgate ...

devildeac
07-22-2016, 09:23 PM
Stop complaining devildeac, you Arrogant Bastard.

Minor correction:

oak Aged Arrogant Bastard

:p

fuse
07-22-2016, 09:26 PM
Minor correction:

oak Aged Arrogant Bastard

:p

C'mon you know if anything, you could be a Double Bastard ;-)

(Super kidding of course although I am starting to wonder if you've left some of these fine DBR posters with an ugly tab to pick up ;-)

devildeac
07-22-2016, 09:26 PM
Weak sauce, dd? I just might hang a fat tire around your neck and throw you into some heavy seas.

ExtrAARRGGHHdinary.

Might be a good way to find some Old Crustacean.

devildeac
07-22-2016, 09:35 PM
C'mon you know if anything, you could be a Double Bastard ;-)

(Super kidding of course although I am starting to wonder if you've left some of these fine DBR posters with an ugly tab to pick up ;-)

I don't think so but I'm really close to drinking the $20+ 750 ml bottle of Smoking Wood that duketaylor left at a 2014 tailgate. :o

But, it's a porter so it's not the right saison for that style of ale.

OldPhiKap
07-22-2016, 10:08 PM
I'd be surprised if you even sniftered the court.

Dram you.

Turk
07-25-2016, 03:27 PM
I saw one of these PDFs on a cube wall last week. Didn't even know this was a thing...

http://www.tearablepuns.org

Here's one I could find that was on topic for this thread:

"She was only a whiskey-maker's daughter, but he loved her still...."