Future coaches

[JasonEvans]

ESPN has a pretty silly article on which current college basketball players will wind up as coaches (http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/16789370/the-next-wave-possible-college-basketball-coaches) someday. Talk about your mindless offseason fluff!!

In any event, the #1 person on the list, the current player ESPN thinks is most likely to end up wearing a suit on a bench...

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/ae1e02886e8bbde3fe8324ac6d6f43bee6f13469/c=0-118-3000-2374&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/2016/02/19/Louisville/Louisville/635914824520711696-USATSI-9113812.jpg

-Jason "also on the list, Tyler Self of Kansas... Bill's son... I suspect he is virtually certain to be on his dad's bench moments after graduation" Evans

[BD80]

...

-Jason "also on the list, Tyler Self of Kansas... Bill's son... I suspect he is virtually certain to be on his dad's bench moments after graduation" Evans

It's bad enough to refer to one's self as one's self, but to be one's Self's son? Is that his Self? Them Selfs?

[kAzE]

It's bad enough to refer to one's self as one's self, but to be one's Self's son? Is that his Self? Them Selfs?

The Selves*

[CrazyNotCrazie]

It's bad enough to refer to one's self as one's self, but to be one's Self's son? Is that his Self? Them Selfs?

When he takes a picture of himself, is it still a Selfie? When he is looking out for himself, is he being Selfish?

[phaedrus]

The whole family is pretty Self-absorbed.

[SCMatt33]

In any event, the #1 person on the list, the current player ESPN thinks is most likely to end up wearing a suit on a bench...

Just to clarify, the rankings are the early team rankings for next year, not that he thinks Matt Jones would rank ahead of all the other guys on that list. ESPN has run a few silly season articles this summer for both basketball and football in this style. They are always "The (blank) from each top 25 team" and then are ordered by preseason rankings.

[CameronBlue]

It's bad enough to refer to one's self as one's self, but to be one's Self's son? Is that his Self? Them Selfs?

A Self-made man in any event.

[OldPhiKap]

It's bad enough to refer to one's self as one's self, but to be one's Self's son? Is that his Self? Them Selfs?


The Selves*

Unless they are like Roy and refer to themselves in the third person. Then they would be the Thems.

[Edouble]

It's bad enough to refer to one's self as one's self, but to be one's Self's son? Is that his Self? Them Selfs?

You must spread some Comments around before commenting on BD80 again.

Hilarious wordplay, sir!

[TKG]

They can only beat themSelfs.

[Tripping William]

It's bad enough to refer to one's self as one's self, but to be one's Self's son? Is that his Self? Them Selfs?


When he takes a picture of himself, is it still a Selfie? When he is looking out for himself, is he being Selfish?


The whole family is pretty Self-absorbed.


A Self-made man in any event.

Just a bunch of people trying to make a spectacle of them Selfs. :rolleyes:

[Deslok]

If only Bill had a stepdaughter named Mi. Family photos with Mi, my Self, and I.

[OldPhiKap]

All of Bill's kids came from acts of Self love.

A miracle, really.

[MChambers]

If only Bill had a stepdaughter named Mi. Family photos with Mi, my Self, and I.

If Bill got cloned, he could be beside himself.

[JasonEvans]

Just to clarify, the rankings are the early team rankings for next year, not that he thinks Matt Jones would rank ahead of all the other guys on that list. ESPN has run a few silly season articles this summer for both basketball and football in this style. They are always "The (blank) from each top 25 team" and then are ordered by preseason rankings.

I'm an idiot. I totally missed that. I thought they were ranking Matt #1. Duuuuuh!

[BD80]

I'm an idiot. I totally missed that. I thought they were ranking Matt #1. Duuuuuh!

Could you just ...


kick your Self?

[OldPhiKap]

I'm an idiot. I totally missed that. I thought they were ranking Matt #1. Duuuuuh!


Could you just ...


kick your Self?

Don't be Self-loathing.

[JasonEvans]

You guys think you are so clever. There's just so much Self-aggrandizement happening here.

[BD80]

You guys think you are so clever. There's just so much Self-aggrandizement happening here.

If he were a REALLY good coach, it would be Self-agrrandizzoment

[rasputin]

Don't be Self-loathing.

That leads to Self-abuse.

[NSDukeFan]

I think I might be developing an allergy to Sel fish.

[devildeac]

If Bill got cloned, he could be beside himself.

And, if the two clones had a race and oneself won, he would have outdone himself.

[devildeac]

A Self-made man in any event.

Which inevitably, leads oneself to this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1NOXanWRW8

[devildeac]

I think I might be developing an allergy to Sel fish.

Sounds like you may have to self-medicate.

[BD80]

Sounds like you may have to self-medicate.

Careful! That could result in getting in touch with the inner-Self.

[NSDukeFan]

Sounds like you may have to self-medicate.

But I can't self-diagnose. It could be a selfullitis.

[weezie]

That leads to Self-abuse.

Now, now, boys...control your Selfs.

[devildeac]

But I can't self-diagnose. It could be a selfullitis.

Sounds like you might need to see a staff physician. Or would that be a staph physician? Oh, wait, wrong thread.

I guess those two clones could always:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU

I'll give Tripping William credit for this one. See what you miss by not visiting the Ymm, Beer thread more? ;):rolleyes:

[fgb]

Just a bunch of people trying to make a spectacle of them Selfs. :rolleyes:

selfies.

[NYBri]

This thread has a short self-life.

[Indoor66]

This thread has a short self-life.

You are wrong there. A thread like this has a very long self-life because all of the posters here are selfless.

[The Gordog]

You are wrong there. A thread like this has a very long self-life because all of the posters here are selfless.

Whereas Kansas fans are totally Self-serving.

[devildeac]

So, I guess some time in his life, Bill has said to himself, "Self, I wonder..."

[OldPhiKap]

Whereas Kansas fans are totally Self-serving.

Big fan of Leftoverture and Point of No Return. Very Self-reflective albums I think.

[Troublemaker]

this thread has become

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvnk0xTKXF1qax2yuo1_400.gif

[CameronBlue]

this thread has become

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvnk0xTKXF1qax2yuo1_400.gif

Self-flagellation yikes now that's taking oneself a little too seriously, not to undermine the brilliance of this post which should be self-evident.

[BD80]

Self-flaggellation yikes now that's taking oneself a little too seriously, not to undermine the brilliance of this post which should be self-evident.

Do Kansas fans engage in the same sort of punnery about Coach Krzyzewski?

[CameronBlue]

Do Kansas fans engage in the same sort of punnery about Coach Krzyzewski?

Probably. What else do you do with yourself in Kansas?

[Spanarkel]

Probably. What else do you do with yourself in Kansas?

Try to avoid infection by Mycobacterium kansasii

[Indoor66]

Do Kansas fans engage in the same sort of punnery about Coach Krzyzewski?

Only if they have VERY large keyboards with lots of keys...