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-jk
12-06-2015, 06:58 PM
The only game I saw them this year was the Ohio State game. Indiana was incredible in that game and really really really could have won that one. This will be a very stout challenge.

"Stout"? Wrong thread...

-jk

OldPhiKap
12-06-2015, 06:59 PM
"Stout"? Wrong thread...

-jk

I was going for a tripel word score bonus.

Tripping William
12-06-2015, 07:13 PM
I was going for a tripel word score bonus.

'Tis the saison.

BD80
12-06-2015, 07:20 PM
"Stout"? Wrong thread...

-jk

I smell tripel brewing

Can we nip this in the Bud before it comes to a head?

wilson
12-06-2015, 07:48 PM
I smell tripel brewing

Can we nip this in the Bud before it comes to a head?Oh great, another endless string of puns. Weiss this always gotta happen?

OldPhiKap
12-06-2015, 07:59 PM
I smell tripel brewing

Can we nip this in the Bud before it comes to a head?

If you don't like it, just hop over to the next thread. It will barley bother me.

fuse
12-06-2015, 08:04 PM
'Tis the saison.

Could not spork you- brilliant!

devildeac
12-06-2015, 08:07 PM
"Stout"? Wrong thread...

-jk

Linky? ;)

Beat me to it. Damn I'm slow. Gotta stop hanging around with the wife so much and spend more time on DBR :rolleyes: .

devildeac
12-06-2015, 08:09 PM
Oh great, another endless string of puns. Weiss this always gotta happen?

Please try to curb your bitterness.

devildeac
12-06-2015, 08:10 PM
'Tis the saison.

Sounds like it will quite the festivale in NYC on Christmas weekend.

OldPhiKap
12-06-2015, 08:19 PM
Sounds like it will quite the festivale in NYC on Christmas weekend.

"Decemberfest?"

devildeac
12-06-2015, 08:27 PM
"Decemberfest?"

Hopefully, Samichlaus will good for what ales you and we can put the game away early by bottling up their potent offense and not leave them lagering around.

OldPhiKap
12-06-2015, 08:34 PM
We all need to meet here before the game, a true New York beer tradition that still (AFAIK) brews its own:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/McSorley%27s_Old_Ale_House

Truly unique slice of history.

TruBlu
12-09-2015, 07:17 AM
I find this thread to be disgusting and Grolsch. Makes me feel like Schlitzing my own throat.

Come on, we are so much bitter than this.

devildeac
12-09-2015, 08:41 AM
I find this thread to be disgusting and Grolsch. Makes me feel like Schlitzing my own throat.

Come on, we are so much bitter than this.

Pretty Busch comments to make.

rasputin
12-09-2015, 10:55 AM
Pretty Busch comments to make.

As one of the many lawyers on this board, I will be filing a motion to quaff.

DukieInKansas
12-09-2015, 11:01 AM
As one of the many lawyers on this board, I will be filing a motion to quaff.

You better hops to it, then. I can barley stand these puns.


(Apologies if these have been used - I didn't re-read the thread.)

fuse
12-09-2015, 11:18 AM
For some reason, this thread has a Berliner Weiss grip on forum members' attention.
It's Gratzer-ing my last nerve that this thread continues to grow.
This thread has to Gose!

:rolleyes:

Highlander
12-09-2015, 12:10 PM
If you don't like it, just hop over to the next thread. It will barley bother me.

I may be just a Yuengling, but aw Ale! You just kicked his Bass!

devildeac
12-09-2015, 01:27 PM
I may be just a Yuengling, but aw Ale! You just kicked his Bass!

Wort are you upset about? I read all the bad puns and barleywine about them any more.

BD80
12-09-2015, 01:55 PM
Wort are you upset about? I read all the bad puns and barleywine about them any more.

There is a separate thread for good beer puns. Population: 0.

Tripping William
12-09-2015, 07:11 PM
Wort are you upset about? I read all the bad puns and barleywine about them any more.

Let he who has not punned cast the first Stone, you Arrogant Bastard! :o

devildeac
12-09-2015, 09:46 PM
Let he who has not punned cast the first Stone, you Arrogant Bastard! :o

Well, I'll see your Bastard and raise you one, you Double Bastard;). You'll be the Ruination of me Yeti.

(some people mix metaphors-I mix breweries:o)

OldPhiKap
12-09-2015, 10:15 PM
This whole thread is making me groggy. I mead a break.

mattman91
12-11-2015, 06:56 PM
To helles with this thread.

devildeac
12-11-2015, 07:59 PM
To helles with this thread.

I'll guess you won't be bock visiting this thread anytime soon.

Tripping William
12-11-2015, 08:18 PM
I'll guess you won't be bock visiting this thread anytime soon.

Oh, don't be so Jade-ed.