Best use for a time machine EVER!!

[JasonEvans]

Patton Oswald says he would go back and kill George Lucas (http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/68617/detail/) before he could make the prequels.

--Jason "watch the routine... funny stuff" Evans

[billybreen]

When I saw the subject, I planned to comment here and reference Patton if you hadn't. I'm pleased to see that isn't necessary :)

Patton is brilliant. His bit on the KFC Famous Bowls (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dtfa n5MacmsI&ei=Dib9Rpa-CJ_Keuac1dQC&usg=AFQjCNHsJWEc2lNiY_O9_YhrzOu7Wpwnng&sig2=U_abLC-4dgYPocsAMiWwkA) is also fantastic.

Note: What you don't see at the end of Jason's clip is IMHO the best part, involving Angelina Jolie and Jon Voight. Probably not appropriate for the board, though.