Mt. Hatemore - What DBR Poster Hates UNC the most? (The poll)

[FerryFor50]

In a thread a few days ago, we posited the question "Which DBR poster hates UNC the most?" (http://forums.dukebasketballreport.com/forums/showthread.php?36153-Which-DBR-poster-hates-UNC-the-most)

The response was... predictably overwhelming.

As such, rather than pick *one* DBR poster who hates UNC the most, we're going with the top 4, to be placed on the annual "Mt. Hatemore" of UNC hate.

This poll will let you pick 4 of the most vitriolic UNC haters on the board. It closes in a week.

The criteria:

- Hate for hate's sake: The hate doesn't have to have any rhyme or reason. It just has to be authentic.
- History: What's the backstory of your hate?
- Activity: You need to be active on the boards to be nominated. Hate doesn't work unless it's heard.
- Contributions: jokes, memes, traditions all welcome

This list is not all inclusive; it's just from those who were nominated. In fact, I know there are some worthy candidates omitted. I even left myself out. If you felt slighted, please state your concerns. :)

Winners get a bag full of nothing, but I could always put their screen names on this pic:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/10/Mount_Rushmore_National_Memorial.jpg

Perhaps a mod can merge the two threads to consolidate.

9F9F9F9F

[weezie]

This is so wonderfully hilarious. How bad does it look to vote for yourself?

It's been a while since I wore my hair center-parted and long but T. Jefferson might look good as me.

Oh, forgot to mention what an absolute HONOR it is to be included on such a distinguished list of gentlepeople.
Could be one of my crowning achievements just being in the poll. :cool:

[swood1000]

I am looking forward to a stimulating inaugural address.

[PSurprise]

In the true spirit of politics, I'm open for any and all bribes for my vote. I know y'all won't let me down!

[devildeac]

I'm deeply honored to have been nominated and, if elected, will continue to loathe and despise all things colored cheating blue. More stories/jokes later today. I might even repeat my "fill it with cement" joke here just so more folks can hopefully read and appreciate its width and depth of hatred.

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

Will there be four faces on Mount Hatemore? May we only vote once?

BTW, it is most fitting that we institute this award this year. Along with Cameron turning 75, Mt. Rushmore does, too.
Love, Ima

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

5250

Oh what I'd give to Photoshop a version of this!
Love, Ima

[moonpie23]

of course i voted for moonie cause i've SEEN that hate at work in casual-turn-to-scorched-earth conversations at bars and restaurants..

when it comes to UNC, the lewis black "inside out" character takes the com.

[swood1000]

I'm deeply honored to have been nominated and, if elected, will continue to loathe and despise all things colored cheating blue. More stories/jokes later today. I might even repeat my "fill it with cement" joke here just so more folks can hopefully read and appreciate its width and depth of hatred.
You're sure it's true loathing and despising, and not just antipathy or aversion? It's very important to not have the wrong people holding this position.

[swood1000]

And will these stalwarts be referred to as the Gang of Four?

[weezie]

In the true spirit of politics, I'm open for any and all bribes for my vote. I know y'all won't let me down!

Bribes, eh???

Hmmm, wonder what I'll be doing with those Cameron tix that I sometimes can't use in the pre-season.....:confused:

[OldPhiKap]

of course i voted for moonie cause i've SEEN that hate at work in casual-turn-to-scorched-earth conversations at bars and restaurants..

when it comes to UNC, the lewis black "inside out" character takes the com.

Lewis Black went to UNC. True.

Maybe that's what makes him so angry.

[El_Diablo]

The statistical model on this subject is clear:

5252

It's mainly just a matter of figuring out how much time everyone has spent in North Carolina.

[moonpie23]

Ok, so here's the brash proclamation i made to 12 client/friends. (4 of them unc fans)

IF any of the holes' natty banners come down, i am springing for no-holds-barred dinner for 12 at Sullivans in raleigh, followed by a stretch limo ride to chapel where i will moon roof the entire ride down franklin street, and around campus screaming at the top of my lungs: "HOW 'BOUT THEM HEELS????? HOW BOUT THEM HEELS?

until arrested, where i will be filmed by every iphone present CONTINUING to ask the Chapel Hill police the very same question (until tazed, where i will switch to "don't taze me, bro")

Bail and attorney already covered...


that's how i roll

[swood1000]

Ok, so here's the brash proclamation i made to 12 client/friends. (4 of them unc fans)

IF any of the holes' natty banners come down, i am springing for no-holds-barred dinner for 12 at Sullivans in raleigh, followed by a stretch limo ride to chapel where i will moon roof the entire ride down franklin street, and around campus screaming at the top of my lungs: "HOW 'BOUT THEM HEELS????? HOW BOUT THEM HEELS?

until arrested, where i will be filmed by every iphone present CONTINUING to ask the Chapel Hill police the very same question (until tazed, where i will switch to "don't taze me, bro")

Bail and attorney already covered...


that's how i roll
Damn. I have already voted on this thread.

[devildeac]

It's now 2045 and all the old school ACC MBB coaches have died and ascended to heaven (yet, it's a bit of a stretch but use your imagination) and it's ol' roy's turn (again, please bear with me) to chat with St. Peter. He looks at his credentials, grinds his teeth and grudgingly says, "OK, come with me." He leads him to a small cottage at the bottom of a hell, err, hill, and tells him it is his new home. Coach Williams is rather sheepish about the modest nature of his dwelling and bolsters up a bit of courage and says to St. Peter, "That seems a bit small" and St Peter replied that a lot of folks had passed away recently and they were a bit short on new homes. Roy stammered, "But I won more than 500 games (twice), was elected to the basketball hall of fame and won (*) two national titles and thought I deserved a bit better" as he noted the mansion near the top of the hill. This was a large, lovely, brick 3 story with a magnificently manicured massive lawn, huge columns in front of the house, a large circular driveway in front and an olympic sized pool in the back. He did find it curious that there were 12 National Championship banners for MBB hanging from the upper balcony and 55 retired jerseys adorning and lamp posts lining the driveway and they were all in Pantome 287. Roy stuttered again, "I really expected a much larger house closer to the top of the hill like God's house up there." St Peter finally had heard enough and said, "That's not God's house, that's Mike Krzyzewski's. And despite what all you lying, cheating c*rolina bastards think and say, God is not a t*rh**l and you can just go to hell!"

[devildeac]

Damn. I have already voted on this thread.

Remember that Duke fan in the nomination thread that said "fill it with cement?" That was me.

[timmy c]

5250

Oh what I'd give to Photoshop a version of this!
Love, Ima

I would be honored to offer my Photoshop skills to this endeavor. If you need a portfolio example check
here. (http://forums.dukebasketballreport.com/forums/showthread.php?34482-UNC-Athletics-Scandal&p=755436#post755436)

[devildeac]

You're sure it's true loathing and despising, and not just antipathy or aversion? It's very important to not have the wrong people holding this position.

I'm absolutely certain it's abhorrence and abomination. The election will not be taken lightly or whimsically.

[swood1000]

I'm absolutely certain it's abhorrence and abomination. The election will not be taken lightly or whimsically.
I sense true execration. I knew my vote was not misplaced. There is no doubt that you will discharge the obligations of your office admirably.

[moonpie23]

If you vote for me, i will make every effort to invoke your dbr screen name to the local news cameras, as i'm being escorted from my stretch limo and remanded into custody..........nay, i will invoke ALL the names of my brethren here as we are joined in guilt by association.


pride will swell from your hearts, and the dbr flag will fly proudly, as you watch the news... :)

[OZZIE4DUKE]

I am honored to be included with the illustrious group nominated. I am humbled at having a slight lead over devildeac at this point, and yes, I voted for him, along with moonpie and Budwom (who I think is being shortchanged by the voters at this point!).


5250

Oh what I'd give to Photoshop a version of this!
Love, Ima
I already have the mustache!


It's now 2045 and all the old school ACC MBB coaches have died and ascended to heaven (yet, it's a bit of a stretch but use your imagination) and it's ol' roy's turn (again, please bear with me) to chat with St. Peter. He looks at his credentials, grinds his teeth and grudgingly says, "OK, come with me." He leads him to a small cottage at the bottom of a hell, err, hill, and tells him it is his new home. Coach Williams is rather sheepish about the modest nature of his dwelling and bolsters up a bit of courage and says to St. Peter, "That seems a bit small" and St Peter replied that a lot of folks had passed away recently and they were a bit short on new homes. Roy stammered, "But I won more than 500 games (twice), was elected to the basketball hall of fame and won (*) two national titles and thought I deserved a bit better" as he noted the mansion near the top of the hill. This was a large, lovely, brick 3 story with a magnificently manicured massive lawn, huge columns in front of the house, a large circular driveway in front and an olympic sized pool in the back. He did find it curious that there were 12 National Championship banners for MBB hanging from the upper balcony and 55 retired jerseys adorning and lamp posts lining the driveway and they were all in Pantome 287. Roy stuttered again, "I really expected a much larger house closer to the top of the hill like God's house up there." St Peter finally had heard enough and said, "That's not God's house, that's Mike Krzyzewski's. And despite what all you lying, cheating c*rolina bastards think and say, God is not a t*rh**l and you can just go to hell!"

I heard a different version of the ending/punchline to this truthful story. It went like this:
Roy stammered, "But I won more than 500 games (twice), was elected to the basketball hall of fame and won (*) two national titles and thought I deserved a bit better" as he noted the mansion near the top of the hill. This was a large, lovely, brick 3 story with a magnificently manicured massive lawn, huge columns in front of the house, a large circular driveway in front and an olympic sized pool in the back. He did find it curious that there were 12 National Championship banners for MBB hanging from the upper balcony and 55 retired jerseys adorning and lamp posts lining the driveway and they were all in Pantome 287. Roy stuttered again, "I really expected a much larger house closer to the top of the hill like Krzyzewski's". And St. Peter replied "That's not Krzyzewski's house. It's God's!"

A great truth, either way!http://www.crazietalk.net/ourhouse/images/smilies/devil9f.gifhttp://www.crazietalk.net/ourhouse/images/smilies/devil9f.gifhttp://www.crazietalk.net/ourhouse/images/smilies/55.gif

[OZZIE4DUKE]

I just found this book in my library.

[devildeac]

Dear Abby,

I have met this wonderful girl and we will soon be engaged to be married. We have shared all of our family secrets. For instance, she told me her father was just released from prison for money laundering and her mother on multiple counts of prostitution. Her siblings have amassed quite a record of felonies, too, including robbery and assault. My family is not much better with my parents involved in illicit drug sales and distribution and weapons running. We certainly seem to have accepted each others families lawlessness and shortcomings. My biggest concern and worry now is if I should tell her about my brother who went to c*rolina.

Yours truly,

Bewildered and bedeviled

[Bostondevil]

Well, weezie and I seem to have the distaff version of Mt. Hatemore all sewed up.

[PackMan97]

The fact that I was out celebrating my birthday as well as our nation's birthday this weekend instead of hating on the Tarheels goes to show I am not worthy of this award. I am flattered by your nomination and votes and I hope that the winner truly has a blackened heart when it comes to Carolina. I hope that their hate is a fire that burns and keeps them warm on a cold night camping out in K'ville. That their hatred blinds them to the good that Carolina does and that they dedicate their life to seeing UNC's athletic department burnt to the ground! Congrats to whomever the winner may be.

[weezie]

Well, weezie and I seem to have the distaff version of Mt. Hatemore all sewed up.

Think comrades, think! Who shows the most mettle and resolve when it comes to mental warfare??! WOMEN!!!
Who never, ever forgets??! WOMEN!!!
Who always remembers the paper towels??! ME!!!

A vote for weezie is a vote for endless irritation and agitation. I hate those goat lovers over there!

[Indoor66]

Think comrades, think! Who shows the most mettle and resolve when it comes to mental warfare??! WOMEN!!!
Who never, ever forgets??! WOMEN!!!
Who always remembers the paper towels??! ME!!!

A vote for weezie is a vote for endless irritation and agitation. I hate those goat lovers over there!

Golly, you really cleaned that one up! :cool:

[davekay1971]

Being married to a Wuffie, when it comes to hating UNC, no one can compete with them. Since Packman is the lone represented Wuffie in the poll, I ignored home field advantage and went with him.

[timmy c]

Very nice thread everyone. I have enjoyed reading it.
It is still a close race, but the current leaders for Mt. Hatemore looks like this....
5261

[swood1000]

Dear Abby,

I have met this wonderful girl and we will soon be engaged to be married. We have shared all of our family secrets. For instance, she told me her father was just released from prison for money laundering and her mother on multiple counts of prostitution. Her siblings have amassed quite a record of felonies, too, including robbery and assault. My family is not much better with my parents involved in illicit drug sales and distribution and weapons running. We certainly seem to have accepted each others families lawlessness and shortcomings. My biggest concern and worry now is if I should tell her about my brother who went to c*rolina.

Yours truly,

Bewildered and bedeviled
Dear Bewildered and bedeviled,

You need to wake up and smell the coffee. It's one thing to commit an immoral act because one needs the money. However, to commit a foul deed for no potential gain whatsoever, as your brother did, can be explained only by a depravity, the depths of which staggers the imagination. You don't want a connection with any woman who would be willing to associate herself with your family. Three lashes with a wet noodle for you.

Abby

[Lar77]

I have cast my votes.

Throaty, you coined 9F, and Ozzie, you have taken 9F to new heights. Devildeac, you have campaigned well. Weezie, the paper towels comment sold me.

And Ferryfor50, thank you.

[devildeac]

The statistical model on this subject is clear:

5252

It's mainly just a matter of figuring out how much time everyone has spent in North Carolina.

43 years. Now with 7 total family members who are card-carrying 24/7/365 c*rolina haters, some with additional degrees or degrees-in-progress from other ACC institutions who are part of the unc hating-and-want-to-see-them-hammered schools.

[oldnavy]

Well, weezie and I seem to have the distaff version of Mt. Hatemore all sewed up.

My dad wore a black arm band to my graduation from UNC in 1985. True story! I thought it was hilarious!

[DukeFanSince1990]

So glad I checked back in here to see this poll. It made my day.

[devildeac]

My dad wore a black arm band to my graduation from UNC in 1985. True story! I thought it was hilarious!

I wore Duke boxer shorts (sticking out of my regular shorts, of course:o) and a Duke blue polo to my older daughter's graduation from c*rolina about a decade ago and refused to stand, as did my wife's older sister, for the singing of the unc alma mater during said ceremony, no matter how many times my wife elbowed me. I still have the healed broken ribs to prove it.

[orrnot]

Very nice thread everyone. I have enjoyed reading it.
It is still a close race, but the current leaders for Mt. Hatemore looks like this....
5261

Good Job Good Effort, but shouldn't Throatybeard be the guy with the throatybeard?

[FerryFor50]

Ok, so we're approaching the end of this poll. If you haven't voted, you have until Thursday!

[weezie]

This is perilously close to slipping off the front page. Vote for me in order to to not hurt ferryfor50's feelings.

I'm only thinking of him.

[devildeac]

This is perilously close to slipping off the front page. Vote for me in order to to not hurt ferryfor50's feelings.

I'm only thinking of him.

Shameless.


(Vote for both of us. Same reason:o.)

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Shameless.


(Vote for both of us. Same reason:o.)

And me too! And see my "Central Prison" comment in the 2016 Tournament thread! http://www.crazietalk.net/ourhouse/images/smilies/devil9f.gif:D

[swood1000]

Are other contestants permitted to trade their delegates in exchange for promises of patronage later?

[Indoor66]

Are other contestants permitted to trade their delegates in exchange for promises of patronage later?

Only if they have used up all of their eligibility.

[swood1000]

Only if they have used up all of their eligibility.
Yes of course. How could it be otherwise? What was I thinking?

[devildeac]

And me too! And see my "Central Prison" comment in the 2016 Tournament thread! http://www.crazietalk.net/ourhouse/images/smilies/devil9f.gif:D

I've got an equally good (if not better) comment here:

"Well, the first thing you have to understand is that Chapel Hill, being the site of a major public university and a pretty important place in its own right, is about the most culturally diverse city in North Carolina.

So once upon a time the good folks of Chapel Hill were planning on building a zoo -- for the sort of reasons that cities usually build zoos, mind you. Now, in order to build a zoo, a city has to allocate a fairly decent sum of money to the whole zoo-building process, and that sort of money tends to come through the government. So of course North Carolina's honorable Senator Jesse Helms became involved in the the collective efforts.

He suggested that, in order to simplify the entire zoo-building endeavor, the good people of Chapel Hill should perhaps just "build a fence around Chapel Hill."

I still say build the wall (or fence) and fill it with cement;).

[swood1000]

Starting to look like OZZIE4DUKE, devildeac, weezie (after a breathtaking come-from-behind charge), and Throatybeard. Newton_14 still has a chance but time is waning. Will there be an October Surprise?

[Indoor66]

Starting to look like OZZIE4DUKE, devildeac, weezie (after a breathtaking come-from-behind charge), and Throatybeard. Newton_14 still has a chance but time is waning. Will there be an October Surprise?

Is this going to last 'till October? I'm already exhausted from the tension.

[MarkD83]

If anyone can promise me free dental care I will vote for them.

[swood1000]

Is this going to last 'till October? I'm already exhausted from the tension.
Hang on!!! It'll be worth it when you can say that you were there for the investiture of the gang of four.

[Newton_14]

,\Well, let me put it this way. If Boko Haram, ISIS and Al Quaeda formed an All Star Team, and played the heels in the Nose Dome, I would sit behind the visitor's bench and cheer as loud and hard as I could against Ol Roy and his minions from hell!

If Kentucky and the Michigan Fab 5 formed an All Star team with Calamari as Head Coach and World Wide Wes as assistant coach, with special assistant Bo Ryan and played the heels in the Nose Dome, I would sit behind the visitor's bench and cheer as loud and hard as I could against Ol Roy and his minions from hell.

Any questions?

:)

[devildeac]

If anyone can promise me free dental care I will vote for them.

If you have any athletic eligibility left and want to play for c*rolina, I'll do it. ;)

[devildeac]

,\Well, let me put it this way. If Boko Haram, ISIS and Al Quaeda formed an All Star Team, and played the heels in the Nose Dome, I would sit behind the visitor's bench and cheer as loud and hard as I could against Ol Roy and his minions from hell!

If Kentucky and the Michigan Fab 5 formed an All Star team with Calamari as Head Coach and World Wide Wes as assistant coach, with special assistant Bo Ryan and played the heels in the Nose Dome, I would sit behind the visitor's bench and cheer as loud and hard as I could against Ol Roy and his minions from hell.

Any questions?

:)

That's the oldest trick in the book, Newt. I've said that for decades;).

[moonpie23]

heeeeyyyyyyy......how come the total number of screen names under who voted doesn't add up to the total votes some of the "contenders" are showing?



what am i missing?

[Newton_14]

That's the oldest trick in the book, Newt. I've said that for decades;).
Remember the days when it was "I'd pull for Russia over unc@chapaheeya?" :)

[devildeac]

Remember the days when it was "I'd pull for Russia over unc@chapaheeya?" :)

I remember the days when I'd pull for Attila the Hun and 4 of his minions over those cheating, lying bastards. Yea, I'm that much older than you:o.

[weezie]

Shameless.


Indeed. I'm looking into a weezie-pac. If this goes well I'm going global with the hate.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Remember the days when it was "I'd pull for Russia over unc@chapaheeya?" :)


Newton, devildeac and I actually did root for the Russians over carolina. Well, at least I did!

[MarkD83]

If you have any athletic eligibility left and want to play for c*rolina, I'll do it. ;)

I absolutely DO NOT want to play any sport for UNC. However, I have very little athletic ability and the way Roy is forced to recruit these days I might get a call.

[MarkD83]

heeeeyyyyyyy......how come the total number of screen names under who voted doesn't add up to the total votes some of the "contenders" are showing?



what am i missing?

Well maybe the poll is being run out of Louisiana or Chicago where you can vote early and often.

[swood1000]

heeeeyyyyyyy......how come the total number of screen names under who voted doesn't add up to the total votes some of the "contenders" are showing?

what am i missing?
Uh oh...HateGate?

[devildeac]

I absolutely DO NOT want to play any sport for UNC. However, I have very little athletic ability and the way Roy is forced to recruit these days I might get a call.

But........


If you did have any athletic ability and wanted to play some sport for unc, I'm sure I could find some way to direct some (cough, cough) favors in your direction, thereby rendering you ineligible and getting those lying, cheating bastards in even more trouble;). See my angle/motivation/incentive now...

[moonpie23]

something fishy going on here....


are the votes being tabulated in swahili?

[devildeac]

something fishy going on here....


are the votes being tabulated in swahili?

Maybe not Swahili but some folks appear to have vote inflation. Is Debby Crowder doing the tallying?:rolleyes:

[devildeac]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8

[devildeac]

Thank you. Thank you very much. (Posted in my best Elvis impersonator voice)

I am honored to have been included in this poll and to have received such an outpouring of support. I will dutifully (and hatefully) uphold this lofty accolade. (GTHc,GTH)

[sagegrouse]

Thank you. Thank you very much. (Posted in my best Elvis impersonator voice)

I am honored to have been included in this poll and to have received such an outpouring of support. I will dutifully (and hatefully) uphold this lofty accolade. (GTHc,GTH)

I am also honored to be in this poll, and I want to apologize to the Board for my desultory campaign. Fact is, I was being blackmailed to keep a low profile. Some on the Board were aware there are pictures of me in a football uniform with Carolina colors -- innocent enough, because my HS in South Carolina used them, but still an electoral problem. In addition, some posters knew that I took a grandson for a campus tour of UNC last November. To be sure, he also toured Duke, UVa and other places. But I am afraid that this was also self-disqualifying.

Sorry to let you down,
Sage

'There are no pictures of me in basketball uniforms with Carolina colors. Coach, said, "Son, we need someone to operate the clock and socreboard, and you're the man"'

[swood1000]

I am also honored to be in this poll, and I want to apologize to the Board for my desultory campaign. Fact is, I was being blackmailed to keep a low profile. Some on the Board were aware there are pictures of me in a football uniform with Carolina colors -- innocent enough, because my HS in South Carolina used them, but still an electoral problem. In addition, some posters knew that I took a grandson for a campus tour of UNC last November. To be sure, he also toured Duke, UVa and other places. But I am afraid that this was also self-disqualifying.

Sorry to let you down,
Sage

'There are no pictures of me in basketball uniforms with Carolina colors. Coach, said, "Son, we need someone to operate the clock and socreboard, and you're the man"'
Blackmail? Votes not adding up? Can this be happening?

[devildeac]

Blackmail? Votes not adding up? Can this be happening?

Hate Gate?

[swood1000]

Hate Gate?
This is a most ominous development.

[MarkD83]

But........


If you did have any athletic ability and wanted to play some sport for unc, I'm sure I could find some way to direct some (cough, cough) favors in your direction, thereby rendering you ineligible and getting those lying, cheating bastards in even more trouble;). See my angle/motivation/incentive now...

Wink, wink, say no more...I understand....


However, I don't think we need to do anything to get UNC in even more hot water. They have a great PR team that is making some wonderful suggestions that are already getting them in trouble. It was even suggested on Pack Pride that the PR firm was made up of NCState alums.