Please delete

[RCDevil]

Posted in error, please delete - thanks.

[MarkD83]

All of UNC's BBall victories from 1993 to 2011..

I like this thread. Can we make this a wish list....

[AIRFORCEDUKIE]

My memory of Lehigh, Mercer, and VCU, and while you are at it how about deleting IC so I stop going over there to see if they are talking about Duke ;)

...of course then there would be no IC Meltdown twitter feed.

[Reilly]

"... Marvin Austin's social media profile." Thanks, Butch Davis

[wilson]

...the last two minutes of the 2004 national semifinal.

[OldPhiKap]

Fatz Hayden from my "contacts" list

[jv001]

All of uncheat's bb and fb wins since 1989 and Len Elmore from my tv for ever. GoDuke!

[BD80]

The images of ol' roy's plaid jackets from my brain. Please.

[wsb3]

The Duke Louisville game in 86. That is still the one that stings the most.

[jjredickrules]

All of my NCAA brackets post-2001

[Off topic: I'm waiting for a mod to come in and say "Don't tell me what to do! Sporked."]

[mgtr]

This is the best thread I have seen in some time! Good responses by all.

[killerleft]

...My laughter at this thread, so my boss at work won't know I'm on DBR again;)

[NYBri]

The champagne Purvis Ellison's folks shared the night he was conceived.

[AIRFORCEDUKIE]

You guys do know that we just set a standard. Now if we go on to win it all this year we have to have a please delete thread every single year.

However, if we don't win it all, we can blame the originator of this thread....

Will his mistake be a crowning achievement to be sporked for eternity or will it go down in flames...

-or I guess we could keep having fun with it

Please Delete....

This post from your memory if you don't like it :cool:

[superdave]

My favorite threads are the ones that start with "Mods please move if this has already been covered" or "Mods please delete if this (is relatively offensive to anyone out there)".

I usually stop reading right there and find a new thread. Dont be afraid to be wrong, DBR! It's the internet!

[superdave]

Please delete images of that guys pants falling off last night.

[sagegrouse]

The entire 1995 basketball season ... and refund the money for my first-ever season tickets.

[jacone21]

Please delete images of that guys pants falling off last night.

And CBS's 37 replays of it.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

The Kevin Ware injury - ugh. That was the worst moment I've ever had watching basketball, and I'm convinced it sucked all the mojo out of us.

[NSDukeFan]

Please delete all the snow that has piled up beside my driveway for the most snow I have seen here in years.

[RepoMan]

John Calipari

But never delete this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6jUpHClybQ

[dukebluesincebirth]

Work obligations during March madness

[OldPhiKap]

My browsing history when I die, before the police come.

Thanks in advance.

[FerryFor50]

My favorite threads are the ones that start with "Mods please move if this has already been covered" or "Mods please delete if this (is relatively offensive to anyone out there)".

I usually stop reading right there and find a new thread. Dont be afraid to be wrong, DBR! It's the internet!

Also, don't be afraid to search. This includes the ones that say "I haven't read any of this thread, but here's my re-hashing of the same points made 80 times already"

[Tripping William]

Wayne Turner's 1998 regional final performance in Tampa.

[PDDuke85]

.......Sylvia Hatchell's wardrobe

[Reilly]

"Those mean newspaper reporter and NCAA bullies from our playground. Skool used to be so much fun." - The kids at Glenwood Elementary

[Reilly]

...the last two minutes of the 2004 national semifinal.

And the last four minutes of the 2004 ACC Tournament final, while you're at it.

[Edouble]

My favorite threads are the ones that start with "Mods please move if this has already been covered" or "Mods please delete if this (is relatively offensive to anyone out there)".

I usually stop reading right there and find a new thread. Dont be afraid to be wrong, DBR! It's the internet!

Yes, those threads bug the h*ll out of me. Like the mods won't move/delete something without that poster's permission. Like the mod is thinking, "Well, I was afraid to do anything about this, but the poster said feel free to adjust, so I guess it will be OK."

[TNDukeFan]

The archetypal team-playing-out-of-their-minds-because-it's-Duke game.

[AIRFORCEDUKIE]

My Weauf God taunting post in the predict the scoring margin of the Robert Morris game... :rolleyes:

-See what I did there-

[Billy Dat]

Please delete the bad words that come out of my mouth and the nasty looks I give to my wife and children when they tell me to calm down during tense games.

[juise]

This from the Internet:
4888

[arnie]

.......Sylvia Hatchell's wardrobe

Please, please do NOT delete wardrobe if she's wearing.

[mark34]

Storrs

[PDDuke85]

Please, please do NOT delete wardrobe if she's wearing.

diet coke on screen
You're correct
just say no to retinal burning

[cspan37421]

ah, but I can link to some clever artwork that captures the feeling!

http://d3gqasl9vmjfd8.cloudfront.net/fd58820f-c705-4e36-9722-5a8d294f13e3.jpg

[roywhite]

Flo from Progressive Insurance (take a rest, Flo)

[CameronBlue]

Bedbugs and pretty much everything from the Arthropoda phylum cause they can't be THAT necessary....except butterflies cause they tickle when they land on my nose.

[AnotherNYCDukeFan]

Scotty Thurman's shot in 1994.

[Troublemaker]

My Weauf God taunting post in the predict the scoring margin of the Robert Morris game... :rolleyes:

-See what I did there-

This wish was actually granted.

The whole thread is gone :p

Not my doing, btw

[OldPhiKap]

This wish was actually granted.

The whole thread is gone :p

Not my doing, btw

Glad it is gone, no need for bulletin board material and bad karma.

[JasonEvans]

Storrs

In terms of improving Duke's basketball history, this deletion would have the most positive impact (1999 and 2005 national titles for men and probably at least one national title for the women).

-Jason "this thread is the BEST!" Evans

[Billy Dat]

Please delete Grantland's Andrew Sharp, the latest in a long line of UNC-leaning journalists who take every opportunity they can to trash Duke.

[Dukehky]

The one and done rule, make em stay in college 4 years!

I don't really want this, I just want Jah, Tyus, and Winslow to stick around for a while

[moonpie23]

the ref who didn't call Indiana for the foul on boozer...

[Billy Dat]

Daniel Coursey, Russ Smith, CJ McCollum, Derrick Williams, Scottie Reynolds, Joe Alexander, Eric Maynor, Garrett Temple.....

[burnspbesq]

.......Sylvia Hatchell's wardrobe

I'm reasonably confident that you're not really saying you'd like to see Sylvia nekkid.

[burnspbesq]

All the ligaments in both of Amber Henson's knees, and replace them with fresh and undamaged ones.

[SupaDave]

The entire 1995 basketball season ... and refund the money for my first-ever season tickets.

This is one I have to disagree with. My love for Duke was cemented because of this season. After enjoying big time basketball success while in Durham, my move to Greensboro in '92 for college gave me a different perspective on Durham basketball. And then for K to bring almost the exact same team back the next year and do big things? I was sold. The man was a coach. He was my coach. The first time as an adult that I understood why I liked Duke basketball.

[wilson]

the ref who didn't call Indiana for the foul on boozer...This guy (true story).
4889

[devildeac]

This guy (true story).
4889

He wasn't much of a catcher either:rolleyes::mad:.

[wilson]

He wasn't much of a catcher either:rolleyes::mad:.He does, however, bear the distinction of being undoubtedly the slowest professional athlete ever.

[Dev11]

Hey all, I'm working on all your requests. I assume this is my pledging process.

-Junior Mod

[Newton_14]

The entire 1995 basketball season ... and refund the money for my first-ever season tickets.

That was the first year of my marriage (3/12/94). I thought Mrs Newton_14 might up and leave me right there. I broke like 3 remotes and destroyed various other items. (Yes the younger version of Newton_14 had quite a temper and did not handle losing very well. That every game went to the wire only made it worse. They couldn't just get blown out early and get it over with. :) She thought she had married a madman.

and in the theme of the thread, for Gosh sakes an the love of all things, please delete the announcer from this unc-cheat/Harvard game! It's bad enough watching the cheats as it is, but this guy is like nails on a chalkboard! Arrgghhh!!

Go Tommy! Beat The Cheats!

[FerryFor50]

Ctl + Alt + Delete the 1999 title game

[Tripping William]

Both of Roy's nattys. For obvious reasons.

[BD80]

Please delete any meaningful academic requirements for unc athletes.

Oh, it was already done?

For the last 20+ years?

Wow.

[OldPhiKap]

This guy (true story).
4889


He wasn't much of a catcher either:rolleyes::mad:.


He does, however, bear the distinction of being undoubtedly the slowest professional athlete ever.

Sid Bream says hello.

[Tripping William]

Scotty Thurman's shot in 1994.

And Tony Lang's manicurist.

[DU82]

...the robo call I received from Sylvia today begging me to buy a ticket for their pod. I think the answering machine is now too tainted and needs to go.

(Side effect of ordering tickets through their web page for our games over there the past few years.)

[hurleyfor3]

And Tony Lang's manicurist.

He cleared Tony's fingertips by a few inches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L37RtiEj4Jw&t=73m27s

http://forums.dukebasketballreport.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4890&d=1426811681

[NYBri]

Maryland fans.

[Newton_14]

Sid Bream says hello.

Hey hey! Sid Bream scored the winning run in the NCLS from 2nd base when my main man Francisco Cabrera hit the game winning single against the Giants. Bonds (pre-roids) had no chance of throwing El Sid out! He would have gunned down Eggs Benedict by 10 feet. (Anyone remember Francisco coming oh so close to ending that game on a Grand Slam the pitch before the single? Good times those were!)

ANd please delete the steroid version of Bonds and all his hits and records with that crap in his body...All Hail the true King Hank Aaron.

[killerleft]

He cleared Tony's fingertips by a few inches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L37RtiEj4Jw&t=73m27s

http://forums.dukebasketballreport.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4890&d=1426811681

Delete that picture! hurleyfor3 has completely missed the very essence of this thread!:o

[blazindw]

Please delete...

...One Direction and Justin Bieber songs from existence
...on that note, Justin Bieber's work visa
...FIFA and its corruption
...Tyler Hansbrough
...the 2002 Sweet 16, the 2004 Final Four, and Kristi Tolliver from the last 15 seconds of the 2006 Women's National Championship game

[JetpackJesus]

The end of that Harvard/UNC game. :mad:

[Dev11]

All Hail the true King Hank Aaron.

The Amphetamines Era King, Hank Aaron!

[Tripping William]

Delete that picture! hurleyfor3 has completely missed the very essence of this thread!:o

Next he'll say there were 3 seconds left on the shot clock.....

My meme will not be busted!

[devildeac]

Sid Bream says hello.


Hey hey! Sid Bream scored the winning run in the NCLS from 2nd base when my main man Francisco Cabrera hit the game winning single against the Giants. Bonds (pre-roids) had no chance of throwing El Sid out! He would have gunned down Eggs Benedict by 10 feet. (Anyone remember Francisco coming oh so close to ending that game on a Grand Slam the pitch before the single? Good times those were!)

ANd please delete the steroid version of Bonds and all his hits and records with that crap in his body...All Hail the true King Hank Aaron.

One of my fondest (and improbable) memories of Braves baseball:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgjIVvEQo_o

[davekay1971]

Kyrie's toe injury. And the Vigil thread that followed.

[burnspbesq]

Ctl + Alt + Delete the 1999 title game

Both 1999 championship games.

[rsvman]

My pass to James Worthy.

Sincerely,

Fred Brown

[TruBlu]

My hangover in Dallas, 1986.

[CDu]

Iowa State and Baylor from the tourney bracket.

[DukieInKansas]

Hey all, I'm working on all your requests. I assume this is my pledging process.

-Junior Mod


Please delete any meaningful academic requirements for unc athletes.

Oh, it was already done?

For the last 20+ years?

Wow.

You're good, Dev11!

[Reilly]

After we're done with "delete", will we move up a key to "insert"?

[OldPhiKap]

After we're done with "delete", will we move up a key to "insert"?

"Escape!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[captmojo]

This could become the LTE of the EK board.
I've too many to just think of one....



Okay. Walter Davis' shot.


There's just one.

[Henderson]

Jack Givens.

[OldPhiKap]

Pauley Shore. Still.

[PADukeMom]

The last 5.4 seconds of the 1999 National Championship Game

[NYBri]

Davidson winning 3 games in my bracket.

[Newton_14]

Davidson winning 3 games in my bracket.

Steph Curry isn't walking through that door...

[moonpie23]

Kenny "the jet" smith....

[captmojo]

...the sound from the Buick commercial.

[captmojo]

Please also delete West Virginia's game style. It takes me back to my youth.

When I was in elementary school, we boys (I tried to stay out of it) would gather on the playground before the opening bell to play a game (?) appropriately called 'Tackle the Man with the Ball'. It had no object to it, other than physical survival. No goal either. Just grab the ball and RUN for your life. And it was life. With a dirt, hardpan football field, that would not grow grass on it if it were re-sodded, when you were unfortunate enough to have possession of the ball, you could expect physical torture until you relented that possession. What were these guys thinking? Oh yeah. That's right. They weren't.


It's a wonder I still breathe.

[davekay1971]

Miley Cyrus, Ke$ha, Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Jessica Simpson, Nikki Minaj...

Seriously...I have daughters.

[BlueDevilBrowns]

...the sound from the Buick commercial.

Yes! I second that deletion.

Also, the annual "Tom Izzo is the best coach in March" narrative that all the talking heads follow.

I mean, he does have 6 FF's and 1 NC.

It's not like any other active coach has more than that or anything.

Oh wait...

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

...My pick of UVA for the final.

[hurleyfor3]

Also, the annual "Tom Izzo is the best coach in March" narrative that all the talking heads follow.

I mean, he does have 6 FF's and 1 NC.

It's not like any other active coach has more than that or anything.

Yeah, Roy has seven and two I believe. For now.

[Tom B.]

The last 5.4 seconds of the 1999 National Championship Game

We'd still lose -- just without the pain of having to watch Trajan fall down on the last play of his college career.

For us to win, you'd have to roll it all the way back to the 14:19 mark of the second half, which was our last lead. From that point on, we were either tied or trailing.

[Tjenkins]

Robert Brickey's injury against Seton Hall in 1989. Duke was up 18, with Ferry, Henderson and Laettner, fell apart Brickey went down.

[burnspbesq]

I'm not going to say "delete Ben Williams." That kind of hypocrisy is reserved for Carolina, Maryland, and Cuse fans (remember Desko saying that face-offs should be done away with after Cuse got Fowlered the first time).

I will say "delete Brandon Mullins." Punk-*** cheap-shot artist.

[superdave]

..Jeff Capel's interest in other jobs for two more years.....

[OldPhiKap]

..Jeff Capel's interest in other jobs for two more years.....

The only future opening I care about is hopefully more than two years away.

If Jeff wants to go somewhere for the next five years, God speed.

[left_hook_lacey]

The Kardashians...and Kanye West.

Whew, that felt good.

[DukieInKansas]

Please delete my "at least we're still playing" comment from last night. Don't want to stir the Weauf gods.

[Turk]

Hey hey! Sid Bream scored the winning run in the NCLS from 2nd base when my main man Francisco Cabrera hit the game winning single against the Giants. Bonds (pre-roids) had no chance of throwing El Sid out! He would have gunned down Eggs Benedict by 10 feet. (Anyone remember Francisco coming oh so close to ending that game on a Grand Slam the pitch before the single? Good times those were!)

ANd please delete the steroid version of Bonds and all his hits and records with that crap in his body...All Hail the true King Hank Aaron.

Why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?

If Bonds' throw wasn't four feet off the plate, El Sid was dead meat.

(BTW, anyone remember the home plate umpire squeezing Belinda into a strike zone about as big as a mail slot?)

Not that I'm still bitter or anything like that.

Back on topic: Please delete all Pirates baseball between the Leyland and Hurdle eras...

[Turk]

Please also delete West Virginia's game style. It takes me back to my youth.

When I was in elementary school, we boys (I tried to stay out of it) would gather on the playground before the opening bell to play a game (?) appropriately called 'Tackle the Man with the Ball'. It had no object to it, other than physical survival. No goal either. Just grab the ball and RUN for your life. And it was life. With a dirt, hardpan football field, that would not grow grass on it if it were re-sodded, when you were unfortunate enough to have possession of the ball, you could expect physical torture until you relented that possession. What were these guys thinking? Oh yeah. That's right. They weren't.


It's a wonder I still breathe.

We played the same game in my neighborhood. It was called "Kill the Man with the Ball", or alternatively, "Smear the <insert rhyming homophobic slur here>." Now kids sit on their butts and play Call of Duty. You tell me which is better.

[Newton_14]

Why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?

If Bonds' throw wasn't four feet off the plate, El Sid was dead meat.

(BTW, anyone remember the home plate umpire squeezing Belinda into a strike zone about as big as a mail slot?)

Not that I'm still bitter or anything like that.
Of course not. :)


Please delete that stupid thread asking what time the Regional Final game is on Sunday!!!%$$&&&%%!!!!(&^^%%!%%!!!! (oh wait, I just did delete that!)

People! Think!!! Carlos Boozer/Mike Davis/Indiana/2002!!!!! Enough said!

[jacone21]

Why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?

If Bonds' throw wasn't four feet off the plate, El Sid was dead meat.


I was working in a paper mill when that play happened. I was a "fourth hand" on #2 rewinder, which was a machine used to turn big rolls of paper into little rolls of paper. The number #1 rewinder crew was listening on a radio and giving us updates as the game progressed. Well when the play was about to go down, the broke handler, young T.C. Johnson, happened by carrying a Sony Watchman. He came over to our station and we stopped the winder. That was a big no no, especially considering we had the meanest, hardest of hard foremen, Mr. Ansley, running our shift, but we were like, what the hell! That game was a huge deal in Georgia. So 7 guys crowded around that tiny screen. What was it? 2 inches? Anyway, when Sid slid, time stopped and we all froze in anticipation of the call... then we went nuts. We were jumping up and down high fiving. I think some guys hugged each other. After about a minute, we realized that we better get the winder running before Mr. Ansley came by and started cracking heads. Right at that moment, we saw Mr. Ansley come shuffling out of the foreman's office, grinning from ear to ear. The old rascal had been listening in his office. He grinned until he made it over to us, shook his head, and said, "Get back to work!"

No way I want to delete that. But we can delete Charlie Leibrandt's world series pitching performances.

[Richard Berg]

Please delete Kristi Toliver's freshman year. (She can keep her WNBA career).

[arnie]

Of course not. :)


Please delete that stupid thread asking what time the Regional Final game is on Sunday!!!%$$&&&%%!!!!(&^^%%!%%!!!! (oh wait, I just did delete that!)

People! Think!!! Carlos Boozer/Mike Davis/Indiana/2002!!!!! Enough said!

Better tell K this - he's mentioned Sunday's possible game in interviews (must be his 2-day mini tournament concept)

[captmojo]

We played the same game in my neighborhood. It was called "Kill the Man with the Ball", or alternatively, "Smear the <insert rhyming homophobic slur here>." Now kids sit on their butts and play Call of Duty. You tell me which is better.

Good to know we stoopids weren't alone in our stoopid. :D

Some organization from our teachers might have led to a better experience.

[Channing]

Hey hey! Sid Bream scored the winning run in the NCLS from 2nd base when my main man Francisco Cabrera hit the game winning single against the Giants. Bonds (pre-roids) had no chance of throwing El Sid out! He would have gunned down Eggs Benedict by 10 feet. (Anyone remember Francisco coming oh so close to ending that game on a Grand Slam the pitch before the single? Good times those were!)

ANd please delete the steroid version of Bonds and all his hits and records with that crap in his body...All Hail the true King Hank Aaron.

I was actually at this game, and it remains a highlight of my sports viewing life. A couple interesting points about that play: (1) apparently Andy Van Slyke tried to move bonds a few steps to his left prior to the play but bonds blew him off and (2) Pirates catcher Mike Lavalliere had a special catchers mitt he used to catch Tim Wakefield that was a bit bigger than his standard mitt. I have heard that, for consistency sake, he used the larger mitt for that entire series except game 7 when for some reason he went to the smaller mitt. Perhaps with a slightly larger mitt he gets Bream...

[Channing]

but, while we are at it, can we please delete Lonnie Smith's base running blunder (i.e. getting deked by Chuck Knoblauch) in the 8th inning of game 7 of the 1991 world series?

[left_hook_lacey]

UNC from your bracket. :)

[OldPhiKap]

all doubt.

[MCFinARL]

Bo Ryan's post-game interviews.

[fisheyes]

Rolling Stone Magazine