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OZZIE4DUKE
01-30-2015, 10:31 PM
Woe is us. We're done. We're doomed. Rasheed is gone. We have no depth. We realy suck.

Ok, now that I have most of you ROFLYAO, and you know this thread means we will win the National
Championship, as we did when a similar thread appeared in 2001, you can enjoy the rest of the season. If you are a newby, and that's anyone not on the boards before 2001, go search the DBR archives!

That is all. Except please someone kill the pessimist thread.

LGD! GTHc!

_Gary
01-30-2015, 10:34 PM
Casey Sanders is not walking through that door. There. Now we are definitely assured of a National Title. :)

Wander
01-30-2015, 10:39 PM
Intentional reverse jinx attempts have an even worse effect than actual jinxes! Scientific fact.

_Gary
01-30-2015, 11:41 PM
No way. I've used them with great effectiveness in the past.

-bdbd
01-31-2015, 01:12 AM
Did a double-take when I saw Ozzie starting up a PESSIMISTIC thread!
Oz and "pessimism" do not belong in the same sentence!

While the last week has certainly been disappointing, this is still a VERY talented team with the BEST PLAYER IN THE COUNTRY. We have not just one, but TWO top-flight PG's, another projected lottery pick at the 3, and a plate full of burger boys to boot. I still am expecting very good things this year. Let's see how they respond to a little adversity over the next couple games...

YmoBeThere
01-31-2015, 09:16 AM
Was it over when the Germans...

hudlow
01-31-2015, 09:26 AM
That is all. Except please someone kill the pessimist thread.

LGD! GTHc!

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fuse
01-31-2015, 09:41 AM
?...please someone kill the pessimist thread.

LGD! GTHc!

Which one? ;-)
Shouldn't we just retitle that one "Thread"?
Pessimist thread can be redundant in the forum from time to time in season.
(I kid, I kid.....)


Let's Go Duke!

Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15
01-31-2015, 10:46 AM
Woe is us. We're done. We're doomed. Rasheed is gone. We have no depth. We realy suck.

Ok, now that I have most of you ROFLYAO, and you know this thread means we will win the National
Championship, as we did when a similar thread appeared in 2001, you can enjoy the rest of the season. If you are a newby, and that's anyone not on the boards before 2001, go search the DBR archives!

That is all. Except please someone kill the pessimist thread.

LGD! GTHc!

Let me direct you to the optimism thread... we should maybe retitle it the "Ozzie4Duke Memorial Optimism Thread"

duketaylor
01-31-2015, 10:49 AM
This is not unlike the Boozer broken foot saga.

gurufrisbee
01-31-2015, 11:23 AM
This is not unlike the Boozer broken foot saga.

Boozer came back.

Boozer had J Williams. This team has nothing like that.

Boozer had Battier. This team has nothing like that.

There are some fairly strong differences.

Duke3517
01-31-2015, 11:52 AM
Woe is us. We're done. We're doomed. Rasheed is gone. We have no depth. We realy suck.

Ok, now that I have most of you ROFLYAO, and you know this thread means we will win the National
Championship, as we did when a similar thread appeared in 2001, you can enjoy the rest of the season. If you are a newby, and that's anyone not on the boards before 2001, go search the DBR archives!

That is all. Except please someone kill the pessimist thread.

LGD! GTHc!

This belongs in the pessimistic thread

OZZIE4DUKE
01-31-2015, 06:45 PM
Let me direct you to the optimism thread... we should maybe retitle it the "Ozzie4Duke Memorial Optimism Thread"
Contrary to reports of my death, I (and our basketball team!) are still very much alive! Please make it an honorary thread instead! LGD GTHc!

burnspbesq
01-31-2015, 09:03 PM
Tonight was a fluke. It's still over.

OZZIE4DUKE
01-31-2015, 09:05 PM
We are so far from done! GTHc

FerryFor50
01-31-2015, 09:09 PM
Tonight was a fluke. It's still over.

Totally. We're screwed.

Also, SIT JAH.

DukieInKansas
01-31-2015, 09:09 PM
Yes, the game is over.


But the season continues. Let's go, Duke!

Tappan Zee Devil
01-31-2015, 09:11 PM
It has only just begun!

NSDukeFan
01-31-2015, 09:14 PM
Boozer came back.

Boozer had J Williams. This team has nothing like that.

Boozer had Battier. This team has nothing like that.

There are some fairly strong differences.

This team does have one of the most talented freshmen centers Duke has ever had, if not the most talented. This team does also have a wise beyond his years freshman point guard. This team also has two upperclassmen captains who have won a lot of games at Duke and been through some adversity. This team also has an extremely talented do it all freshman wing who can do some Battier like things defensively and offensively. This team has a 7 foot bundle of energy coming off the bench, as well as a couple of talented wings that seem to be getting better. This team does not have Boozer, Battier or Williams, but perhaps in future years some of this year's players will be spoken of fondly as well.

OldPhiKap
01-31-2015, 09:24 PM
Intentional reverse jinx attempts have an even worse effect than actual jinxes! Scientific fact.

The laws of physics cease to exist on Ozzie's keyboard.

OZZIE4DUKE
01-31-2015, 09:32 PM
The laws of physics cease to exist on Ozzie's keyboard.
Virtual Zporkz. I have to spread some more before I can give you real ones! GTHc

NSDukeFan
01-31-2015, 09:35 PM
Virtual Zporkz. I have to spread some more before I can give you real ones! GTHc

Aren't the real ones virtual ones? Ow, my head hurts.

Native
01-31-2015, 10:06 PM
I'm just mad that Ozzie got to start this thread before I did.

Let's go, Devils!

OldPhiKap
01-31-2015, 10:22 PM
Aren't the real ones virtual ones? Ow, my head hurts.

No, I sell mine for Bitcoins.

NSDukeFan
02-01-2015, 07:27 AM
No, I sell mine for Bitcoins.

That makes sense. I thought you would have more real, virtual sporks than you do.

YmoBeThere
02-11-2015, 10:54 AM
I've been sending some optimism lately. Doesn't everyone realize...it's over?

CameronBlue
02-11-2015, 11:02 AM
I've been sending some optimism lately. Doesn't everyone realize...it's over?

It's never over until the Fat Lady sings cause the Fat Lady works for the IRS.

MCFinARL
02-11-2015, 04:43 PM
It's never over until the Fat Lady sings cause the Fat Lady works for the IRS.

Well then it is not going to be over for quite some time because apparently the IRS is grossly understaffed and underfunded. So we're good. :D