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FerryFor50
04-23-2013, 04:27 PM
Job description: Ever wanted to coach your very own NBA team? Even better, ever wanted to do it for the greatest player ever*?

Then step right up! We have an opportunity for you to coach the Charlotte Bobcats.

With a roster that is eternally young (because we trade away players that start to become older/better because older/better = more expensive), a guaranteed top 10 draft pick every year and little to no wiggle room to work with under the salary cap, you are guaranteed for an adventure. It's like being able to coach the Kentucky Wildcats, because you'll likely be drafting one of them every year!

Caveat: Unless you somehow make the playoffs because every other team ahead of you lost their best player to injury *and* can fill a stadium with fans despite having no recognizable star players, you will only have this job for one year.

* greatest player ever is up for debate, naturally

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/bobcats-fire-coach-dunlap-1-172320397--nba.html

BD80
04-23-2013, 04:39 PM
Job description: Ever wanted to coach your very own NBA team? Even better, ever wanted to do it for the greatest player ever*?

Then step right up! We have an opportunity for you to coach the Charlotte Bobcats.

With a roster that is eternally young (because we trade away players that start to become older/better because older/better = more expensive), a guaranteed top 10 draft pick every year and little to no wiggle room to work with under the salary cap, you are guaranteed for an adventure. It's like being able to coach the Kentucky Wildcats, because you'll likely be drafting one of them every year!

Caveat: Unless you somehow make the playoffs because every other team ahead of you lost their best player to injury *and* can fill a stadium with fans despite having no recognizable star players, you will only have this job for one year.

* greatest player ever is up for debate, naturally

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/bobcats-fire-coach-dunlap-1-172320397--nba.html

And you are likely to have the Pistons' first round pick next year in a very good draft (for which the Cats had to endure Ben Gordon).

Frobisher
04-23-2013, 05:45 PM
Are in a sad state.

But I keep hoping in a few years we (Charlotte resident) have a lineup like this:

Kemba (rookie backup Tyus Jones)
Ben McLemore (backed up by 6th man of the year Gerald Henderson)
MKG/Jeff Taylor
Jabari Parker/backup Mason Plumlee
McBob/Mullens/Bismack

That's a team someone would like to coach

pfrduke
04-23-2013, 09:31 PM
Are in a sad state.

But I keep hoping in a few years we (Charlotte resident) have a lineup like this:

Kemba (rookie backup Tyus Jones)
Ben McLemore (backed up by 6th man of the year Gerald Henderson)
MKG/Jeff Taylor
Jabari Parker/backup Mason Plumlee
McBob/Mullens/Bismack

That's a team someone would like to coach

That team would win about 20 games. Max.