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tommy
03-14-2012, 02:53 AM
Ok I know I'm gonna regret this, and I know there will be snickers, or worse, but I saw some of this a few years ago and loved it. I'm no poet. I know my attempts here are poor, but I'm gonna give it a shot, in the hopes that you guys and gals will offer your own, which I'm sure will be more creative and funnier than mine. And I'm sure I'm violating all kinds of Haiku rules here too. OK, it's late, and I'm punchy. That could account for it too. And I'm ready for the games to really start. Here are a few tries:


Baby blue raindrops
On a Kerlina morning
Or is it Roy's tears?


Black Falcon soars high
His loss approaches the day
Soon nothing to Skype


Fine, Fab, and drug tests
A score ago, Orange meant
Tortoise shells and Pearl


One and dones each spring
But even Cal cannot plant
Next year's unibrow


OK whaddaya got?

Emeritus
03-14-2012, 05:06 AM
Listen up you guys
Only gonna say this once
Put your dough on DUKE

OldPhiKap
03-14-2012, 08:24 AM
Bracket busters.
Pulling hair out as we speak.
I hate VCU.

(2011 version)

lotusland
03-14-2012, 08:37 AM
64 teams have a chance
But only the worthy advance
When the nets come down
In New Orleans town
Duke will be Lord of the Dance

OZZIE4DUKE
03-14-2012, 09:04 AM
64 teams have a chance
But only the worthy advance
When the nets come down
In New Orleans town
Duke will be Lord of the Dance
Ding ding ding! We have a winner! http://www.crazietalk.net/ourhouse/images/smilies/devil9f.gif http://www.crazietalk.net/ourhouse/images/smilies/devil9f.gifhttp://www.crazietalk.net/ourhouse/images/smilies/devil9f.gif http://www.crazietalk.net/ourhouse/images/smilies/devil9f.gif

mgtr
03-14-2012, 09:19 AM
Ding ding ding! We have a winner! http://www.crazietalk.net/ourhouse/images/smilies/devil9f.gif http://www.crazietalk.net/ourhouse/images/smilies/devil9f.gifhttp://www.crazietalk.net/ourhouse/images/smilies/devil9f.gif http://www.crazietalk.net/ourhouse/images/smilies/devil9f.gif

Very nice. It really is a limerick, rhymes in the right places, and it is funny. Good job.

Billy Dat
03-14-2012, 03:29 PM
Lehigh, Steel Town Looms
Patriot League Champions
Long bus ride home, Hawks

Bring on the X-Men
The only brawl in G-Town
Will be intrasquad

Scott Drew, what up homey?
Negative recruiting blows
Ride ends in Georgia

Michael-Kidd Gilchrest
Kyrie was better than Teague
St Pats > Lexington

Hello Big Easy
We saw the Spartans last year
932 now

Bourbon - Wine and Cheese
The Black Pigeon disappears
Title Rubber Match

One Shining Moment
Curry, Rivers, Dawkins 3s
Live by it, Devils!

uh_no
03-14-2012, 05:18 PM
Ding ding ding! We have a winner! http://www.crazietalk.net/ourhouse/images/smilies/devil9f.gif http://www.crazietalk.net/ourhouse/images/smilies/devil9f.gifhttp://www.crazietalk.net/ourhouse/images/smilies/devil9f.gif http://www.crazietalk.net/ourhouse/images/smilies/devil9f.gif

Did someone call for a villanelle in iambic pentameter?

the praises of the devils all will yell
accomplish'd feats most cannot comprehend
tar holes of carolina go to hell

coach mike krzyzewski's pride begins to swell
another foe to home his team did send
the praises of the devils all will yell

their knock out mark'd by ringing of the bell
disaster for ol' roy their plays impend
tar holes of carolina go to hell

the championship ozzie did foretell
the pantheon the team starts to ascend
the praises of the devils all will yell

the guards of satan surely will rebel
for into fire the losers do descend
tar holes of carolina go to hell

all opposition K and Co. will quell
and duke will reign victorious in the end
the praises of the devils all will yell
tar holes of carolina go to hell

tommy
03-14-2012, 06:52 PM
Uh-oh's wasn't haiku, but it was awesome!

I've been thinking about one of our potential second and even third round opponents.


Irish eyes smile now
fossil Digger seeks revenge
Tripucka's front teeth



Recruits, know not how
Homer's boy has quite far strayed
green Waco beckons

mkline09
03-14-2012, 07:06 PM
Bracket Sheets Rip
Intestinal linings stripped
Ah I love March