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NovaScotian
08-25-2011, 04:02 PM
http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2011/08/25/blame-poor-penmanship-for-shane-battiers-fake-french-name/

shocking news from everyone's favorite small forward.

monkey
08-25-2011, 05:19 PM
That's a hilarious story.

BD80
08-25-2011, 06:11 PM
http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2011/08/25/blame-poor-penmanship-for-shane-battiers-fake-french-name/

shocking news from everyone's favorite small forward.

So HIS daddy isn't Battier?

Jarhead
08-25-2011, 08:07 PM
So HIS daddy isn't Battier?

Check with the Army. His name is BAttier.

BD80
08-25-2011, 10:24 PM
Check with the Army. His name is BAttier.

A Jarhead saying that the Army got something right?

OldPhiKap
08-25-2011, 10:29 PM
A Jarhead saying that the Army got something right?

I'm guessing Jarhead will say that the Army gets the easy ones right.

Newton_14
08-25-2011, 10:42 PM
So HIS daddy isn't Battier?

His dad was actually born with the name "Eddie Battle". But the handwriting on his birth certificate was shoddy, and when he joined the Army, the recruiter believed the name on the Birth Certificate read "Battier" so they signed up "Eddie Battier". Once his dad realized the error, he decided to stick with Battier. Cool story. We could have very easily have been pulling for "Shane Battle" all these years..

Jarhead
08-25-2011, 11:11 PM
I'm guessing Jarhead will say that the Army gets the easy ones right.

Thanks, OldΦΚ, but actually the Army thought that "Battier" was right which made it right. Catch 23, I believe.

OZZIE4DUKE
08-25-2011, 11:17 PM
Thanks, OldΦΚ, but actually the Army thought that "Battier" was right which made it right. Catch 23, I believe.
No. I think that would be Catch 31! :cool:

Jarhead
08-25-2011, 11:25 PM
No. I think that would be Catch 31! :cool:

Oh, yeah. I must have looked it up in an old publication. 31 is right. http://crazietalk.net/ourhouse/images/smilies/108.gif