Caption Contest!

[diveonthefloor]

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0208/ncb_g_pearl-calipari01_576.jpg

Ok, now let me get this straight: This joker gets off scot-free and I get an 8 game suspension?

[Devilsfan]

"That;s the last time you buy a recruit out from under me. Now that little Kiffin's gone my butget for the procurment of student athletes just got a huge increase."

[Orange&BlackSheep]

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0208/ncb_g_pearl-calipari01_576.jpg

Ok, now let me get this straight: This joker gets off scot-free and I get an 8 game suspension?

"Yea, yea ... I feel your pain. You can't imagine what they expect of me. Get this, now they want me to have them go to class. Can you friggin' believe that?"

[dcdevil2009]

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0208/ncb_g_pearl-calipari01_576.jpg

You can give them money, but it won't buy class.

[wilko]

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0208/ncb_g_pearl-calipari01_576.jpg

I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter... 's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope their first child be a masculine child. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty.

[Dr. Rosenrosen]

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0208/ncb_g_pearl-calipari01_576.jpg

Remind me... what time does the picnic start?

[DukeSean]

1857

[Bluedevil114]

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0208/ncb_g_pearl-calipari01_576.jpg

Cal- "Bruce my friend, never admit to anything. You will learn one day all the ways I got around the NCAA when I write my book"

Pearl- "I know, should have called you for advice"

[mgtr]

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0208/ncb_g_pearl-calipari01_576.jpg


See, you timed it all wrong. You are supposed to be off at a new school before the penalty is assessed!

[GODUKEGO]

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0208/ncb_g_pearl-calipari01_576.jpg

"You know John, with your past, it should be you wearing the orange jump suit".

[mkline09]

Come on Bruce! It isn't an SAT question. Next time have the Barbecue at a friends house.

[BD80]

JC: "OK, I've got his watch and wallet, any change in this pocket?"

BP: "OK, I've got his watch and wallet, any change in this pocket?"

[-bdbd]

"Let's race! I bet I can get to four suspensions before YOU can!!"

[Rudy]

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0208/ncb_g_pearl-calipari01_576.jpg

Ok, now let me get this straight: This joker gets off scot-free and I get an 8 game suspension?

"Get your right hand out of my pocket, John."

[noyac]

Bruce I am sorry I didn't make it to your BBQ it sounded like my kinda party.