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Black Mambo
05-28-2007, 04:39 PM
http://www.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0527/nba_a_wallace2_395.jpg
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Carlos
05-28-2007, 05:14 PM
Not a caption, but I had heard that after all these years in the league Rasheed wasn't as explosive of an athlete as he used to be. At least, that's what I thought they meant when they said his legs were gone.

Maybe they were being more literal than I thought though.

hc5duke
05-28-2007, 06:34 PM
but looks like Vince has some competition for the floor surfing awards (http://www.flickr.com/photos/10873913@N00/491178757/)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/227/491178757_9d546fe59f.jpg

gus
05-29-2007, 07:21 AM
http://www.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0527/nba_a_wallace2_395.jpg
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Rasheed, not fully grasping the metaphorical nature of the comment, does his best a**h**e impression.

captmojo
05-29-2007, 08:07 AM
That ringworm looking scar on his head just vaporized and blew out his mouth.

kydevil
05-29-2007, 07:27 PM
Tim Duncan got me again

fan345678
05-29-2007, 08:18 PM
David Stern's next rule: for every 20 technical fouls, we amputate.

365Duke
05-29-2007, 08:31 PM
http://www.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0527/nba_a_wallace2_395.jpg
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Well Sheed, we told you the devil was going to pull you down there ONE day!!!

mgtr
05-29-2007, 11:31 PM
Any caption I suggest will be thrown out by the moderators!

Channing
05-29-2007, 11:32 PM
http://www.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0527/nba_a_wallace2_395.jpg
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grrr...ahhhh....errrr....annnnd....1. How many pushups do i need to do coach?

JBDuke
05-30-2007, 12:24 AM
http://www.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0527/nba_a_wallace2_395.jpg
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Step right up, kids! Just knock the ball into the clown's mouth, and you win a free game!

Jfrosh
05-30-2007, 12:14 PM
http://www.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0527/nba_a_wallace2_395.jpg
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OOOOH! Splinter in the crotch.

vango
05-30-2007, 02:55 PM
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TO: All active roster NBA Players
FROM: NBA Players Union
SUBJECT: Memo - to take effect immediately

All active roster NBA players are hereby informed that forthwith the official reaction face when a foul is called on you shall be complete shock and surprise (please see attached photo for appropriate expression)- to be followed in order by looks of disbelief, shaking of ones head, arguing with officials, showing up officials, and if necessary, throwing ones clothing (jersey, towels, headbands, etc.) into the stands or the court of play.


Actually, he looks like he's in hardwood quicksand. Where's his legs and feet? He must be 3', 1" and his prosthetics are 3', 8"

DevilAlumna
05-30-2007, 03:35 PM
http://www.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0527/nba_a_wallace2_395.jpg
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Wallace, preparing for his next career as a broadway musical star...

"Ooooooooooooo-klahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plains"

wilko
05-30-2007, 06:22 PM
Travel?!?!?!?!! I got no legs!!!!

or

D$%#n this floor is Mutha%$#@*&!ing cold!!!

Black Mambo
05-30-2007, 07:26 PM
All very funny...i think the winner is the splinter in the crotch. That would hurt!

thebur
05-31-2007, 11:35 AM
http://www.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0527/nba_a_wallace2_395.jpg
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Rasheed Wallace falls victim to the new, NBA approved, "Trap Door in the Floor to Pit Full of angry Muskrats" punishment for receiving 5 technical fouls in this years playoffs. After the game Wallace was quoted as saying "Them damn things BITE man! David Stern can be sure this is going to the player's union" Stern reacted to Wallace's comments by laughing hysterically and saying "UNION? Ha ha ha ha. I don't care, that was HILARIOUS! Did you see his face? Ha ha ha ha ha"

Lavabe
05-31-2007, 05:03 PM
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The Amazing Sluggo the Magician has just sawed off your legs, Mr. Bill.

No, no! OHHHHHHHH!!!

Cheers (from one of the first two seasons of SNL),
Lavabe

jaimedun34
06-01-2007, 08:44 AM
Well Sheed, we told you the devil was going to pull you down there ONE day!!!

Reminds me of the scene in the movie "Ghost" where Willie, who murdered Patrick Swayze in the beginning, is dragged to hell by those dark angel creatures.

speedevil
06-02-2007, 11:34 PM
Gone Fishing

EarlJam
06-03-2007, 10:13 AM
Showing the hardwood my "O" face!

FireOgilvie
06-03-2007, 02:57 PM
"Wha'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

shadycharacter
06-05-2007, 10:29 PM
Why oh why didn't I go to a gentlemen's school like Duke!?