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airowe
03-24-2010, 04:31 PM
http://www.accsports.com/wires/201003247485/battle-scars-indicators-of-singlers-energy-play-.php

slower
03-24-2010, 04:38 PM
http://www.accsports.com/wires/201003247485/battle-scars-indicators-of-singlers-energy-play-.php

I think he's the basketball equivalent of Rutger Hauer in "Blade Runner".

Welcome2DaSlopes
03-24-2010, 04:40 PM
Yes, he is human, but he's also a great b-ball player

uh_no
03-24-2010, 04:40 PM
i'm not sure....but I'd argue that most people are human

BlueDevilBaby
03-24-2010, 05:17 PM
I thought he was iron.

BD80
03-24-2010, 05:19 PM
i'm not sure....but I'd argue that most people are human

That's exactly what our government and the visitors WANT you to think!

SoCalDukeFan
03-24-2010, 05:19 PM
I thought he was money

mr. synellinden
03-24-2010, 05:21 PM
I thought he was iron.

Yes. He is. Don't be fooled by the bleeding/stitches. It's all a ruse to conceal the fact that he is made of iron.

uh_no
03-24-2010, 05:24 PM
I thought he was money

no

time is money

IBleedBlue
03-24-2010, 05:56 PM
Since there's only one Nate James, so yeah, he is human. :confused:

bluepenguin
03-24-2010, 06:06 PM
Is he human or is he dancer?

Mrezt
03-24-2010, 06:09 PM
I read somewhere that Singler is actually a tank reincarnated as a human being

roywhite
03-24-2010, 06:52 PM
I've heard that Kyle dunked on the Dos Equis guy and then grabbed his beer.

Daniel tosh
03-24-2010, 07:11 PM
[QUOTE=roywhite;383673]I've heard that Kyle dunked on the Dos Equis guy and then grabbed his beer.[/QU

HAHA! Thay's hilarious,made my day.

El_Diablo
03-24-2010, 08:39 PM
He used to be human...

http://sethcurrysavesduke.blogspot.com/2010/02/zombie-singler.html

weezie
03-24-2010, 09:13 PM
He's adorable! Those blue eyes!!!

Indoor66
03-24-2010, 09:14 PM
He's adorable! Those blue eyes!!!

You mean black & blue....

BigZ
03-24-2010, 09:20 PM
Zoobs better stop roughing out Singler.

Eckster
03-24-2010, 09:50 PM
I've heard that Kyle dunked on the Dos Equis guy and then grabbed his beer.

Yes! Stay thirsty my friend.:D

Fish80
03-24-2010, 10:00 PM
Kyle doesn't always drink beer. But when he does, he takes it from the Dos Equis guy.

OldPhiKap
03-24-2010, 10:06 PM
Singler's tears could cure cancer. If he cried.

IBleedBlue
03-24-2010, 10:16 PM
Kyle doesn't always drink beer. But when he does, he takes it from the Dos Equis guy.

Dos Equis Guy is said to be the most interesting man in the world. So, what does that make of singler?

UrinalCake
03-24-2010, 11:10 PM
And of course, who could forget this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZZuG_ygtUg

flyingdutchdevil
03-25-2010, 06:51 AM
Nate in 2001. Kyle in 2010. There's a lose ball on the floor. The refs' whistles don't work. One man will have to come up with the ball. Unfortunately, only one man.

Who wins?

Who gets the "I'm the toughest Blue Devil?" Or does Cameron, along with the world, implode?

slower
03-25-2010, 06:57 AM
Kyle doesn't always drink beer. But when he does, he takes it from the Dos Equis guy.

When Kyle wants a beer, he just grabs a handful of hops and squeezes.

airowe
03-25-2010, 07:50 AM
Dos Equis Guy is said to be the most interesting man in the world. So, what does that make of singler?

The most interesting Singler in the world. Singler is not human. It was a trick question.

airowe
03-25-2010, 08:02 AM
Nate in 2001. Kyle in 2010. There's a lose ball on the floor. The refs' whistles don't work. One man will have to come up with the ball. Unfortunately, only one man.

Who wins?

Who gets the "I'm the toughest Blue Devil?" Or does Cameron, along with the world, implode?

This is a flawed question. There are no lose balls when Kyle and/or Nolan are on the floor at the same time. Balls are only won.

JohnGalt
03-25-2010, 08:52 AM
This is a flawed question. There are no lose balls when Kyle and/or Nolan are on the floor at the same time. Balls are only won.

I actually just read that in the new Robert Downey, Jr. movie "Iron Man 2" the scenes of the "Iron Man" flying around the city aren't computer generated. They just had Kyle put on the suit.

Pschh and they said Avatar's graphics should be good...

Fish80
03-25-2010, 08:55 AM
Nate in 2001. Kyle in 2010. There's a lose ball on the floor. The refs' whistles don't work. One man will have to come up with the ball. Unfortunately, only one man.

Who wins?

Who gets the "I'm the toughest Blue Devil?" Or does Cameron, along with the world, implode?

Nate is very strong. Kyle will never let go. They are eternally fighting.

DukeDevil
03-25-2010, 09:14 AM
Nate in 2001. Kyle in 2010. There's a lose ball on the floor. The refs' whistles don't work. One man will have to come up with the ball. Unfortunately, only one man.

Who wins?

Who gets the "I'm the toughest Blue Devil?" Or does Cameron, along with the world, implode?

The key phrase there is "only one man." At the end of that skirmish, I'm fairly sure not any of the other players, coaches, fans, or even the greater durham area would be spared.

Oh the humanity (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlNPhn64TA&feature=related)

barjwr
03-25-2010, 09:55 AM
Kyle is the man your man could smell like.

He's also on a boat, holding two tickets to that thing you love.

OldPhiKap
03-25-2010, 10:14 AM
Kyle is what Willis was talkin' about.

Matches
03-25-2010, 10:32 AM
If Kyle fought Chuck Norris, could there be a winner or would the universe explode from the sheer awesomeness?

theAlaskanBear
03-25-2010, 10:52 AM
When asked his inspiration, the Dalai Lama replied, "Kyle Singler."

DukeDevil
03-25-2010, 11:14 AM
Kyle Singler vs Nate James - immovable object vs unstoppable force

Reisen
03-25-2010, 12:30 PM
Two words. Brian McBride.

Best Singler analogy anyone can make.

SharkD
03-25-2010, 12:52 PM
I think he's the basketball equivalent of Rutger Hauer in "Blade Runner".

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... towels swung by crazed fanatics... men glittering in speedos in the dark of winter... I watched a 7'1" 260lb center move up and down the court like a small forward... all these moments will be lost in time, like rational commentators on InsideCarolina...

Son of Mojo
03-25-2010, 01:57 PM
Singler is from the future. His original name was T-12 before he was renamed. When he receives what would be seen as an injury to us mere mortals, he stares at it until it goes away. If he must he will cut that part away without showing any emotion. His right arm is a shotgun used to lay waste to those on the court who try to impede him. He has to take off his leather coat before getting to the arena due to the Coaches Association ruling that it was an unfair distraction to his opposition due to it adding to his intimidation factor. Will there be more Singlers to come to Durham to impose their will.........?

DukeDevil
03-25-2010, 02:02 PM
Singler doesn't get cut. Cuts get Singlered.

Duke Mom
03-25-2010, 02:09 PM
I love the way this kid plays, he is ferocious! No fear. Plays like a football player without all the protective gear. And also very artistic, a renaissance guy.

flyingdutchdevil
03-25-2010, 02:12 PM
And also very artistic, a renaissance guy.

I heard he also created one of the earlier models of the helicopter. And painted a famous picture of a women folding her hands. And inspired Dan Brown to write a novel...

DukeDevil
03-25-2010, 02:19 PM
singler is why van gogh cut off his ear

flyingdutchdevil
03-25-2010, 02:26 PM
singler is why van gogh cut off his ear

Okay. Now THAT was funny.

HaveFunExpectToWin
03-25-2010, 03:48 PM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... towels swung by crazed fanatics... men glittering in speedos in the dark of winter... I watched a 7'1" 260lb center move up and down the court like a small forward... all these moments will be lost in time, like rational commentators on InsideCarolina...

Very well done. I love that scene.

While the Rutger Hauer resemblance is uncanny, I keep expecting to see a metal endoskeleton peak through after one of these dives into tables.

IBleedBlue
03-25-2010, 04:57 PM
When all of us see Singler running on the court, its actually the court moving beneath his feet. Its a mirage :eek:

Duke Mom
03-25-2010, 05:06 PM
I heard he also created one of the earlier models of the helicopter. And painted a famous picture of a women folding her hands. And inspired Dan Brown to write a novel...

....and let's not forget about that nice paint job on the ceiling.

flyingdutchdevil
03-26-2010, 05:43 AM
....and let's not forget about that nice paint job on the ceiling.

You mean the wall? The orange teenage mutant ninja turtle painted the ceiling