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BlueintheFace
03-03-2010, 04:19 PM
It is fundamentally wrong and we all know why. Take it down or change the picture.

El_Diablo
03-03-2010, 04:23 PM
It is fundamentally wrong and we all know why. Take it down or change the picture.

The only thing wrong is the missing beard.

BlueintheFace
03-03-2010, 04:29 PM
The only thing wrong is the missing beard.

It's borderline sacrilege

airowe
03-03-2010, 04:32 PM
All pictures of Zoubs without the beard should be destroyed.

Chard
03-03-2010, 04:35 PM
It is fundamentally wrong and we all know why. Take it down or change the picture.

I'm a little slow today. Can you tell me what you don't like about it?

HaveFunExpectToWin
03-03-2010, 04:37 PM
Agreed! Zoubek without the beard is not real. You are worshiping a false god!

Kedsy
03-03-2010, 04:44 PM
Here's an alternative I created, with the beard:

http://home.comcast.net/~dknofish/NCAA/Zoubek3.JPG

slower
03-03-2010, 04:46 PM
It is fundamentally wrong and we all know why. Take it down or change the picture.

That's not a picture of Zouberman, that's Clark ZoubKent!

El_Diablo
03-03-2010, 04:47 PM
Okay, I'll admit....there's some photoshopping afoot.

-Z was actually standing on water (not in a Jesus way--in a General Zod way) when he posed for that picture. The floor of Cameron was put in there in order to remind people that he also plays basketball.

-The beard was photoshopped out because too many people soiled themselves in fear when they visited DBR.

BlueintheFace
03-03-2010, 05:03 PM
maybe use this one:

http://sports.chronicleblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/zoubek-300x180.jpg

cspan37421
03-03-2010, 05:05 PM
What's that in the skies above College Park? Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

onepresent
03-03-2010, 05:37 PM
Overshopped.

http://www.newhopesangha.org/zouperman_wbeard.jpg

BD80
03-03-2010, 06:38 PM
Overshopped.

http://www.newhopesangha.org/zouperman_wbeard.jpg

There's a new app that might work well, a joint venture of Adobe and Ronco:

PhotoChia!

Chard
03-03-2010, 07:02 PM
Ah, I see. Z sans beard. I don't care if he comes out with a shaved head as long as he cleans up the glass tonight.

78Devil
03-03-2010, 07:08 PM
Okay, seriously. Blueintheface is right. I'm feeling like we may be jinxed here if the pic without the beard doesn't go.

Remember what happened to Samson....

94duke
03-03-2010, 07:41 PM
maybe use this one:

http://sports.chronicleblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/zoubek-300x180.jpg

Pretty Intense!

OZZIE4DUKE
03-03-2010, 07:54 PM
Overshopped.

http://www.newhopesangha.org/zouperman_wbeard.jpg
I love the blue Z!

airowe
03-03-2010, 08:46 PM
If Z has a broken finger, it's the picture's fault. Just sayin'

BlueintheFace
03-03-2010, 10:30 PM
If Z has a broken finger, it's the picture's fault. Just sayin'

I place the loss on DBR's shoulders. I mean seriously? A picture of Zou without the beard? WHY ANGER THE GODS!!!!???

airowe
03-03-2010, 11:58 PM
I place the loss on DBR's shoulders. I mean seriously? A picture of Zou without the beard? WHY ANGER THE GODS!!!!???

Every time google shows a picture of Zoubek without a beard, it's stock drops a little.

HaveFunExpectToWin
03-04-2010, 09:15 AM
I place the loss on DBR's shoulders. I mean seriously? A picture of Zou without the beard? WHY ANGER THE GODS!!!!???

It's true, we can clearly prove a direct causation.

I hope the damage is done and we can move on. No more beardless Zoubek pics EVER. Next play.

lpd1982
03-04-2010, 10:09 AM
My son was sitting behind the bench and when the Zuperman jammed his finger and was told it was 'out' he said to give him a towel. The Zoubs bit down on the towel while the trainer pulled the sucker into place. Fans were chanting 'cry baby' but my son said, that's no baby, that dude is a MAN! Long live the beard!

airowe
03-04-2010, 11:03 AM
My son was sitting behind the bench and when the Zuperman jammed his finger and was told it was 'out' he said to give him a towel. The Zoubs bit down on the towel while the trainer pulled the sucker into place. Fans were chanting 'cry baby' but my son said, that's no baby, that dude is a MAN! Long live the beard!

The mountain, the myth, the legend.

duke4life32182
03-04-2010, 11:54 AM
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