Caption Contest!

[mehmattski]

Schadenfreude is a wonderful thing! I know that was the most fun I've had in Cameron in my six years of going to games there. Yet, despite the thread named "Are We Having Fun Yet," I don't think DBR is having enough fun with today's victory. Therefore, I submit for your captioning pleasure:

http://a.espncdn.com/media/apphoto/20bdfa6c-a9fc-446a-a12c-7f332637a29b.jpg

My Entry: "I cast Mind Bullets for an instant 40 points!"

[CarterTheGreat]

"There's no place like home, There's no place like home" (opens eyes to see he really is catching a beatdown), "Crap."

[dukestheheat]

'Oh snap! Where are Juan Dixon and Steve Blake when I need 'em?!'

[jv001]

"Man, I need a 45 in each hand."
Go Duke!

[jjasper0729]

"This self-massage technique isn't working."

[Indoor66]

...and the question is....

[EarlJam]

"Hey Vasquez, I can't see your house from here."

-EJ

[loran16]

Schadenfreude is a wonderful thing! I know that was the most fun I've had in Cameron in my six years of going to games there. Yet, despite the thread named "Are We Having Fun Yet," I don't think DBR is having enough fun with today's victory. Therefore, I submit for your captioning pleasure:

http://a.espncdn.com/media/apphoto/20bdfa6c-a9fc-446a-a12c-7f332637a29b.jpg

My Entry: "I cast Mind Bullets for an instant 40 points!"

"I will now use my telepathic powers to convince Gerald Henderson to attack his own basket on every possession.

Wait. That only works on players who barely meet NCAA Academic minimums? Crud."

[Son of Mojo]

For comic fans who will get it.........."Retreat, my X-men!!"

[tbyers11]

"Calgon, take me away"

Gary loves him a good bubblebath

[Devil in the Blue Dress]

Schadenfreude is a wonderful thing! I know that was the most fun I've had in Cameron in my six years of going to games there. Yet, despite the thread named "Are We Having Fun Yet," I don't think DBR is having enough fun with today's victory. Therefore, I submit for your captioning pleasure:

http://a.espncdn.com/media/apphoto/20bdfa6c-a9fc-446a-a12c-7f332637a29b.jpg


I feel an Excedrine headache coming on.......

[mehmattski]

It's also fun to pick on the other people in the picture:

Maryland Player (not sure who): "This is worse than the SATs. At least I got spotted 200 points there!"

Rest of Maryland Bench: "Please don't come over here and yell at us again, Gary!"

Policeman in background: "Better get ready, in case Gary gets fired before the game ends..."

[Devil in the Blue Dress]

If we could select music to accompany this picture, I'd suggest the introductory theme from the old TV program "The Twilight Zone."

[Wander]

My Entry: "I cast Mind Bullets for an instant 40 points!"

I feel a pressing need to point out here that Maryland would still lose. :D

[wilko]

http://a.espncdn.com/media/apphoto/20bdfa6c-a9fc-446a-a12c-7f332637a29b.jpg



A mental block is better tahn NO blocks...

I will now try to telepathically put a lid on the basket...

[brevity]

http://a.espncdn.com/media/apphoto/20bdfa6c-a9fc-446a-a12c-7f332637a29b.jpg
"Fingers... not... absorbent enough!"

[DevilWolf]

"Fingers... not... absorbent enough!"

I think he's just holding his eyes open.

[BlueintheFace]

"Must..... Clog.... Pores.... Too .... Much.... SWEEEEEAT"

[DukieInKansas]

"There's no place like home, There's no place like home" (opens eyes to see he really is catching a beatdown), "Crap."

You beat me to this one.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

http://a.espncdn.com/media/apphoto/20bdfa6c-a9fc-446a-a12c-7f332637a29b.jpg

I think, therefore I am. Oh, wait, I can't remember what I was thinking! I wish I wasn't.

[dukemomLA]

I'm channeling a guru. I'm channeling a guru. Where the heck is that darn guru? Time for some headache meds. (And WHY did Vasquez say this was his house?)

[Lord Ash]

"Hmmmmm... chicken wings."



Oh wait! That is the caption for THIS picture!

http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/upload/2006/07/williams.jpg

[snowdenscold]

"Man, I need a 45 in each hand."


Or at least a 40 in each hand...

[-bdbd]

2 thoughts:

1. "Boy, am I sweaty in here or what?!!"

2. "Hey, those damn refs are costing us the game! Duke gets all the calls!!"




-BDBD :D

[tele]

Let's see, was that righty tighty or lefty loosey...

[fidel]

na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na
na na na na
clap clap clap clap

<chicken dance>

[DevilHorse]

http://a.espncdn.com/media/apphoto/20bdfa6c-a9fc-446a-a12c-7f332637a29b.jpg

"Did I remember to bring my lucky eyebrows? I should never use Rubber Cement!"

[Reddevil]

Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On, apply directly to the forehead.
Head On, apply directly to the forehead...

[sue71, esq]

Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On, apply directly to the forehead.
Head On, apply directly to the forehead...

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

[diveonthefloor]

http://a.espncdn.com/media/apphoto/20bdfa6c-a9fc-446a-a12c-7f332637a29b.jpg
I wonder if Barack has any eligibility left?

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On, apply directly to the forehead.
Head On, apply directly to the forehead...


Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
Sue's right on this! Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

Sue's right on this! Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

Oh YES! Bless your heart, Reddevil. You made me laugh today!!!!:)
Love, Ima

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Oh YES! Bless your heart, Reddevil. You made me laugh today!!!!:)
Love, Ima
Ima, all you need to get you out of the doldrums is the DBR! And yesterday's game, if you went, which I hope you did. :)

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

Ima, all you need to get you out of the doldrums is the DBR! And yesterday's game, if you went, which I hope you did. :)

I tune in daily for a belly laugh! "Earl Jam"......can I say more? My other best medicine is my grandson, "Native"

He and I went to the slaughter yesterday. Enjoyed it COMPLETELY!

He had to explain to me what the band did to us on "Every Time We Touch". We fell for it hook, line and sinker and I had even gotten two novices up next to me to start the dance. Boy, did I feel like a goof ball.

He's patient with his grandmother and it keeps me "with it" (almost). He would be the quintessential Crazy if he could find something he wants to study at Duke. It's Duke's loss if he can't.

Love you guys,
Ima

[Lavabe]

http://a.espncdn.com/media/apphoto/20bdfa6c-a9fc-446a-a12c-7f332637a29b.jpg


Time for the Vulcan mind meld.;)

[devildeac]

Time for the Vulcan mind meld.;)

great minds think alike...

[madscavenger]

http://a.espncdn.com/media/apphoto/20bdfa6c-a9fc-446a-a12c-7f332637a29b.jpg

EST. Yeah, that could do it. Yeah. EST.

[Lavabe]

great minds think alike...

Perhaps I should have gone with "Beam me up, Lefty."

But really, my first thought was HEAD ON!!