The ultimate gag Christmas gift

[JasonEvans]

Smell like UNC (https://masik.com/university-of-north-carolina/university-of-north-carolina-cologne.html)

https://masik.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/u/n/unc-prod-perfume_1.jpg

--Jason "the stench of Hell" Evans

[wilson]

This reminds me of the old Gheorghe Muresan cologne parody commercial (I think it was actually for Snickers?).

[CameronBornAndBred]

The last time I paid for Hell in a bottle it was some good moonshine.

[BlueDevilBaby]

sniff, sniff. . .smells like sulphur.;)

[bdh21]

This reminds me of the old Gheorghe Muresan cologne parody commercial (I think it was actually for Snickers?).

Is that cabbage, Gheorghe?

[juise]

It's quite pungent.
It's a formidable scent... it stings the nostrils.
I'm gonna be honest with you, it smells like pure gasoline.

[Jim3k]

Now we can change the cheer from 'You suck!' to 'You stink!' and we'll be 100% accurate.

And it's expensive, too. So it's a 'stink to high heaven.'

[camcraz25]

Wow, this is the best I've seen! I especially like that it's "inspired by the beauty of the old well"....i.e. rotting water. ha ha, I've pasted the product description below for all to enjoy. I'm a grad student at Auburn and sad to see they have a scent coming soon! Eek!

A "signature scent" exclusively created for The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. Inspired by the Beauty of the Old Well, the Reverence of the Tar Heels and the Undeniable Allure of Carolina Blue. Charming, Legendary and Irresistible.

UNC for men is a light and crisp fragrance that embodies alluring Carolina Blue in a bottle. The fragrance opens with fresh Sicilian lemon and bergamot. The aromatics extend with lavender and the subtle spice of sensual white pepper. The base notes combine a soft white amber and tonka bean. An irresistible and fresh creation for the proud Carolina man.

[Son of Mojo]

To carry on Juise's thinking........with odor akin to a t_rd wrapped in burning hair.........everyone raise your hand if you'd smear Muresan sweat on before spritzing that garbage *hand raised* And to think, I'll never think of a tonka bean the same way again.....then again, what the fudge is a tonka bean??

[Jim3k]

...what the fudge is a tonka bean??

Wiki has the answer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonka_bean).

But some inquiring minds just don't care...

[wilson]

It's quite pungent.
It's a formidable scent... it stings the nostrils.
I'm gonna be honest with you, it smells like pure gasoline.

Yeah, but sixty percent of the time, it works...every time.

[Lord Ash]

I was expecting this;

http://jerrymillerart.com/JMAG%20Home%20Page%20Images/UNC_color_well_blue_ovr_blk.jpg

[Kim*]

It's quite pungent.
It's a formidable scent... it stings the nostrils.
I'm gonna be honest with you, it smells like pure gasoline.
It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

[mbd1mbd1]

I was expecting this;

http://jerrymillerart.com/JMAG%20Home%20Page%20Images/UNC_color_well_blue_ovr_blk.jpg


Folks, be careful driving through Chapel Hell. The locals throw these things at everyone they see, and despite the fact that they print them on toilet paper, you can still get a paper cut!