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EarlJam
09-09-2008, 12:03 AM
Jason, if you are out there, please PM me.
Not a huge deal, but just got your TPS report (thanks) but noticed it did not have a cover sheet on it.
Just wondering. Did you get the memo?
Let's talk.
-EarlJam
P.S. Anyone else notice this on Jason's TPS report or was this just an isolated incident with me?
Ummm. Yeahhh. Maybe you should make sure he gets another copy of that memo.
UVaAmbassador
09-09-2008, 12:23 AM
I'm gonna need him to come in on Saturday. And, yeaaaaah, Sunday too.
JasonEvans
09-09-2008, 08:42 AM
I'll send you the TPS resports with the cover sheet attached as soon as we get a @^@&@! fax machine that works!!
Oh, and I will send them to your new office, down in storage B. If you could pack up your stuff and take it down there with you that would be great, mmmmkay?
--Jason "is it a copier or fax machine, I forget?" Evans
EarlJam
09-09-2008, 10:49 AM
--Jason "is it a copier or fax machine, I forget?" Evans
It's the printer.
"PC Load Letter. What the !@!##$ does THAT mean?"
-EJ
Jfrosh
09-09-2008, 11:11 AM
I'd like to move us right to Jason Evans. We had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
EarlJam
09-09-2008, 11:22 AM
I'd like to move us right to Jason Evans. We had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
Ummmmmmmmm, yeahhhhhhhhhh. I'm ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, gonna have to kind of ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, disagree with you there.
OldPhiKap
09-09-2008, 11:46 AM
He stole my stapler.
snowdenscold
09-09-2008, 12:39 PM
So you're gonna make a lot of money, and it's not yours?
Well, uh, it becomes ours...
EarlJam
09-09-2008, 12:42 PM
So you're gonna make a lot of money, and it's not yours?
Well, uh, it becomes ours...
And how's that not stealing?
Well, you know how you take a penny from the jar at the store counter?
You mean from the crippled children's jar?
No, no, no! From the tray.
Well, when you do that, you take a penny or two. Well, we're just doing the same thing, only we're doing it a couple million times.
2535Miles
09-09-2008, 12:45 PM
What if we're still doin' this when we're 50?
EarlJam
09-09-2008, 12:46 PM
What if we're still doin' this when we're 50?
It would be nice to have that kind of job security.
-EJ
ForeverBlowingBubbles
09-09-2008, 12:55 PM
Sounds like a case of the mondays to me...
EarlJam
09-09-2008, 01:00 PM
Sounds like a case of the mondays to me...
Well, this will help. Just remember our meeting this morning.
Everything you do from this point forward, ask yourself:
"IS THIS GOOD FOR THE COMPANY?"
JasonEvans
09-09-2008, 04:17 PM
We'll be getting rid of these people. First, EarlJa...Ja...Ja...Ja not gonna post around here any longer.
-Jason
EarlJam
09-09-2008, 04:40 PM
We'll be getting rid of these people. First, EarlJa...Ja...Ja...Ja not gonna post around here any longer.
-Jason
Not right now Lumberg; I've got a meeting with the Jasons.
[Later....]
Good luck with your lay-offs, I hope your firings go really well!
-EarlJam
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