Best Jingles

[throatybeard]

This is Budweiser
This is Budweiser
This is Budweiser
This is Beer.


That's my #%!$!$, and I'm a beer snob, man.

[CameronBornAndBred]

That one only gets played on the radio when it's a commercial. I think it's hard to top "I'd like to buy the world a Coke". They played that one for the hell of it.
I still prefer Pepsi though ;)

Neither of them ever get stuck in my head. I finally got rid of the freecreditreport pirate song, and have occasionally been stuck with being an Oscar-Meyer Wiener all day long.

[hc5duke]

Do actual songs count?

Chevy trucks w/ "This is Our Country"

Just when I thought I had gotten over "Like a Rock," they replace it with another catchy song... and I'm a Ford guy too :(

[billybreen]

And the winner is:

Sometimes I dream
That he is me
You got to see that's how I dream to be
[Bum-bah-bum-bum-bum]
I dream I move,
I dream I groove,
Like Mike, if I could be like Mike (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0AGiq9j_Ak)

(I made the whole thing a url so you can all click and get it stuck in your head. If I have to live with this song for the next day, you should too.)

[Lavabe]

This is Budweiser
This is Budweiser
This is Budweiser
This is Beer.


That's my #%!$!$, and I'm a beer snob, man.

I really do like Gershwin in the United commercials.

As for funny jingles, I go with:
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!:rolleyes:

I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony...:o

Some of the early 70's jingles were GREAT!

[DevilAlumna]

Gimme a break
Gimme a break
break me off a piece of that...
[buh-buh-buh]

[hc5duke]

Gimme a break
Gimme a break
break me off a piece of that...
[buh-buh-buh]

apple sauce?
Chrysler car?
football cream?

...it has to be something that rhymes with 'piece'... right? :confused:

[devildeac]

apple sauce?
Chrysler car?
football cream?

...it has to be something that rhymes with 'piece'... right? :confused:

Kit-Kat bar (I win. Send me my prize. A Kit-Kat bar would be fine:D).

BTW-congrats to DA on reaching JD status. Wonder how long she'll stay there;)?

[jimbonelson]

what about the old Dr. Pepper song

[wilson]

what about the old Dr. Pepper song

Just gimme a Dr. Pepper! (We love it!)
Whoa-oh, just what the doctor ordered...
The taste that's made to order!

I'm partial to the "like Mike" jingle, listed above. I will be proclaiming that "I wanna be, I wanna be like Mi-ike" all day now. Thanks guys.;)

[EarlJam]

Just gimme a Dr. Pepper! (We love it!)
Whoa-oh, just what the doctor ordered...
The taste that's made to order!

I'm partial to the "like Mike" jingle, listed above. I will be proclaiming that "I wanna be, I wanna be like Mi-ike" all day now. Thanks guys.;)

I’m a pepper, he’s a pepper, she’s a pepper, we’re all peppers;
Wouldn’t you like to be a pepper too?
Be a pepper, drink Dr. Pepper.

[EarlJam]

Honey-comb’s big;
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It’s not small;
No, no, no, no, NO!

I wanted to kill everyone in that commercial.

[billybreen]

My wiener has a first name . . .

and

Show em you're a Tiger,
Show em what you can do,
The taste of Tony's frosted flakes,
Brings out the Tiger in you

[EarlJam]

My wiener has a first name . . .



Greg?

[allenmurray]

I had a beagle. She was the coolest dog ever (I'm not sure if there is a heaven, but if there is dogs can go and she is there). Her name? Jingles.

[Rich]

I am stuck on Band-Aids (brand),
'Cause Band-Aids stuck on me
(J&J added the word "brand" to the recent version in the commercials)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s34b8T44514

But the winner has to be...

Schaefer,
Is the,
One Beer to have when you're having more than one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nrRlXlbWCU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcprNsQp9sA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evzxlip_M4I

[mapei]

For something a bit more contemporary, how about the guitar-toting lad singing about freeeeee-credit-report-dot-com? I love it!

[bdh21]

Heartburn, nausea, indigestion...
upset stomach, diarrhea!

[Rich]

For contemporary, how about Expedia...dot...com and Yahoooooo?

[Jarhead]

I'm Chiquita Banana,
And I've come to say,
Bananas have to ripen,
In a certain way.
You can put 'em in a salad.
You can put 'em in a pie, aye.
Any way you want to eat 'em,
You can never ever beat 'em.
So you should never put bananas,
In the refridge...uh...rator,
Ba da da dum

[rasputin]

Sail with the Pilot

[sue71, esq]

My wiener has a first name . . .



Tell me you mean

My bologna has a first name
It's O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second name
It's M-A-Y-E-R
Oh I love to eat it every day
And if you ask me why I'll sayyyyyyyy
That Oscar Mayer has a way
With B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

Now maybe you got it confused with

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
It's what I truly truly truly want to be
'Cause if I was an Oscar Mayer weiner
Everyone would be in love with me.

(No weiner dogs were harmed in the creation of this post, though I may have botched some of the lyrics.)

[billybreen]

Tell me you mean

My bologna has a first name
It's O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second name
It's M-A-Y-E-R
Oh I love to eat it every day
And if you ask me why I'll sayyyyyyyy
That Oscar Mayer has a way
With B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

Now maybe you got it confused with

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
It's what I truly truly truly want to be
'Cause if I was an Oscar Mayer weiner
Everyone would be in love with me.

(No weiner dogs were harmed in the creation of this post, though I may have botched some of the lyrics.)

Yes, I assure you I meant one of those two. In no way was my post a bizarre Freudian slip.

[sue71, esq]

Yes, I assure you I meant one of those two. In no way was my post a bizarre Freudian slip.

Or messing with EJ. :p

[wilson]

For contemporary, how about Expedia...dot...com and Yahoooooo?

The old Expedia tune was much better than the current one. They tweaked the original just enough that I don't like it anymore. I originally started using Expedia for my travel website needs because I liked that jingle (seriously:o), but now I'm a travel site mercenary.:cool:

[EarlJam]

VIVAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!, Viagra!

-EJ

[wilson]

VIVAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!, Viagra!

-EJ

EarlJam, I have officially docked you one friend point for bringing that up. I suggest that you get busy thinking of ways to earn it back.
The King turns in his grave (or, if certain Memphis cabbies are to be believed, in his upstairs bedroom at Graceland) every time that commercial plays. May it and all people responsible for its creation be damned.

[hc5duke]

EarlJam, I have officially docked you one friend point for bringing that up. I suggest that you get busy thinking of ways to earn it back.
The King turns in his grave (or, if certain Memphis cabbies are to be believed, in his upstairs bedroom at Graceland) every time that commercial plays. May it and all people responsible for its creation be damned.

It's one of the few commercials where I literally change the channel when it comes on. Another is the anti-virus commercial with some Russian woman. Her accent sounds fake and really bothers me.

[EarlJam]

EarlJam, I have officially docked you one friend point for bringing that up. I suggest that you get busy thinking of ways to earn it back.


How about an honest confession that I really do hate that commercial with all my heart and soul, followed by a related Braves question:

How come Glavine, Maddux, or Smoltz............or Chipper (though I can see that one a little more) never really made it on the national sponsorship stage?

-EarlJelly

[Indoor66]

How about an honest confession that I really do hate that commercial with all my heart and soul, followed by a related Braves question:

How come Glavine, Maddux, or Smoltz............or Chipper (though I can see that one a little more) never really made it on the national sponsorship stage?

-EarlJelly

'Cause they play in Atlanta! :eek:

[bdh21]

How about an honest confession that I really do hate that commercial with all my heart and soul, followed by a related Braves question:

How come Glavine, Maddux, or Smoltz............or Chipper (though I can see that one a little more) never really made it on the national sponsorship stage?

-EarlJelly

Didn't Glavine and Maddux have that "Chicks dig the long ball" commercial a while back?

[EarlJam]

'Cause they play in Atlanta! :eek:

May your septum become deviated in your sleep tonight.

-EJ

[bdh21]

How about an honest confession that I really do hate that commercial with all my heart and soul, followed by a related Braves question:

How come Glavine, Maddux, or Smoltz............or Chipper (though I can see that one a little more) never really made it on the national sponsorship stage?

-EarlJelly

Here it is!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ltD21rYWVw

Looking back on it, that's a funny one.

[wilson]

Didn't Glavine and Maddux have that "Chicks dig the long ball" commercial a while back?

Interestingly, they launched that commercial right before the 1998 (I think) season started. Both Glavine and Maddux homered within the first week of the season, and both had ERAs of 6 or 7+ through their first couple of starts. Both of them now shudder if/when asked about that commercial.

EarlJam, you have earned a point back and are now restored to previous friend status.

[EarlJam]

EarlJam, you have earned a point back and are now restored to previous friend status.

Thanks man.

By the way, if Glavine and Maddox had posted, "Chicks dig the long ball" on DBR, you KNOW the moderators would have given them an infraction..............unless they knew it was Glavine and Maddox.

-EJ

[Lavabe]

Gimme a break
Gimme a break
break me off a piece of that...
[buh-buh-buh]

Thanks for that earworm alert, DA.:rolleyes:

[Lavabe]

But the winner has to be...

Schaefer,
Is the,
One Beer to have when you're having more than one!


The most rewarding flavor in this man's world
For people who are having fun.

How about:
"My beer is Rheingold, the dry beer.
Think of Rheingold whenever you buy beer."

[dukemomLA]

Some GREAT posts!!! I agree with many, so..... I'd just like to add "Meow, meow, meow, meow." etc.

[2535Miles]

Take a sniff
Pull it out
The taste is gonna move you when you pop it in your mouth
Juicy Fruit, is gonna move ya
It chews so soft, it gets right to ya,
Juciy Fruit, the taste the taste the taste is gonna moooove ya

[Lavabe]

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
It's what I truly truly truly want to be
'Cause if I was an Oscar Mayer weiner
Everyone would be in love with me.

(No weiner dogs were harmed in the creation of this post, though I may have botched some of the lyrics.)

Shortly after that came:
Hot dogs.
Armour Hot Dogs.
What kind of kids eat Armour Hot Dogs?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks.
Tough kids, sissy kids ...
Even kids with chicken pox
Love Hot Dogs, Armour Hot Dogs
The Dogs kids love to bite.

[wilson]

I said best, not worst.

I actually love the Pepto-Bismol jingle for some reason. Better they went that route than something akin to the animated foot fungus that opens a toenail like a car hood and climbs in...*shudder*.

[wilson]

Take a sniff
Pull it out
The taste is gonna move you when you pop it in your mouth
Juicy Fruit, is gonna move ya
It chews so soft, it gets right to ya,
Juciy Fruit, the taste the taste the taste is gonna moooove ya

Ooh! This one was darn good too!
PWing with abandon today. If life wants to keep handing me all of these lemons, then y'all will just have to drink some of my lemonade.

[Jfrosh]

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz ....

Have it your way.....

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

Sometime you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't...

[jimbonelson]

whats your function:)

[Rich]

What's the best tuna,
Chicken of the Sea

[Rich]

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

Reminds of the punch line: Two obese Patties, Special Sol, Lester Clease picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus.

Am I the only one who remembers that joke?

[classof2016]

Pepsi for those who drink young may be one of the most catchiest lines ever. It was part of a whole Britney Spears/Pepsi through the years commercial.

link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWP6h5lwzpM)

[g_olaf]

Lite-Brite, makin' things with light.
Outtasight, makin' things with Lite-Brite!

[hc5duke]

Reminds of the punch line: Two obese Patties, Special Sol, Lester Clease picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus.

Am I the only one who remembers that joke?

I can never remember the whole joke, but yes, I have heard that joke before

[throatybeard]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaCKHadVsao

I like Bud--for lawnmower beer, it's OK. I like better beers better. But for some reason, this makes me want to run through a wall, like Mike Krzyzewski giving a pep talk the night before the Carolina game.

[Lavabe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaCKHadVsao

I like Bud--for lawnmower beer, it's OK. I like better beers better. But for some reason, this makes me want to run through a wall, like Mike Krzyzewski giving a pep talk the night before the Carolina game.

I think you've been going rogue a little too much lately, throaty.:rolleyes:

That commercial did nothing for me.:o

Cheers,
Lavabe

[Indoor66]

You deserve a break today...

[devildeac]

Go to hell, carolina, go to hell

does that qualify as a jingle? if not, how about an honorary jingle:o?

[captmojo]

Alka-Selzer's plop-plop. (almost sounds like a bodily function)
Oscar Mayer's
Big Mac's
J-E-L-L-O
The all-time most influential is Maxwell House, isn't it?

[aimo]

Hungry, Hungry Jack
Gobble them down and the plate comes back
Oh, a Hungry jack!

Whatever it is I think I see
Becomes a Tootsie Roll to me!


For the ones I catch myself singing now . . .

Dial 1-800-267-2001
ALARM FORCE!

They don't call her Queen Tut for nuthin'!

[Indoor66]

Brusha, brusha, brusha,
with the new Ipana

[aimo]

Head for Busch beer
Head for the mountains!

Volkswagon does it . . . again!

YOU! asked for it,
You got it, Toyota!

And, who is this?

Here's to good friends,
Tonight is kind of special . . .

[Rich]

And, who is this?

Here's to good friends,
Tonight is kind of special . . .

Michelob?!

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

Reminds of the punch line: Two obese Patties, Special Sol, Lester Clease picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus.

Am I the only one who remembers that joke?

Can you tell it here?
Love, Ima

[pamtar]

And the winner is:

Sometimes I dream
That he is me
You got to see that's how I dream to be
[Bum-bah-bum-bum-bum]
I dream I move,
I dream I groove,
Like Mike, if I could be like Mike (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0AGiq9j_Ak)

(I made the whole thing a url so you can all click and get it stuck in your head. If I have to live with this song for the next day, you should too.)

I used to sing this to opponents during pick-up games. Its great when your working them off the dribble. Definitely the best jingle ever.

[rasputin]

Head for Busch beer
Head for the mountains!

Volkswagon does it . . . again!

YOU! asked for it,
You got it, Toyota!

And, who is this?

Here's to good friends,
Tonight is kind of special . . .

Let it be Lowenbrau (spelling?)

How about "Sail with the Pilot . . . at the wheel . . ."

[rsvman]

Reminds of the punch line: Two obese Patties, Special Sol, Lester Clease picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus.

Am I the only one who remembers that joke?

When I heard it it was "Special Ross," and the other guy's name was "Leonard Freize."


This jingle goes WAYYYY back:

"Ai, yi, yi, yi....
I am the Frito bandito!
I like Fritos corn chips,
I love them, I do....etc"

Anybody remember that one?


Sometimes the short jingles really get catchy, too. How about:

"By-- Men-nen."

I also love the "Armour Hot Dogs" jingle that has already been mentioned, and the "I'm a Pepper" Dr. Pepper jingle. (Here's a good piece of trivia for you, too. The "I'm a Pepper" jingle was written by Randy Newman.)

[rsvman]

Here's to good friends,
Tonight is kind of special . . .[/I]

One of my friends for some reason imagined this was "Here's TWO good friends" and there were more than two people sitting there. For a good while thereafter we used to sing just this part of the jingle and substitute different numbers, like "Here's four good friends," or "Here's nine good friends," etc.

I know it's lame, but it used to make me laugh, anyway.

[aimo]

When I heard it it was "Special Ross," and the other guy's name was "Leonard Freize."

I heard it with Special Ross and Lester Reese.

[captmojo]

When I heard it it was "Special Ross," and the other guy's name was "Leonard Freize."


This jingle goes WAYYYY back:

"Ai, yi, yi, yi....
I am the Frito bandito!
I like Fritos corn chips,
I love them, I do....etc"

Anybody remember that one?


Sometimes the short jingles really get catchy, too. How about:

"By-- Men-nen."

I also love the "Armour Hot Dogs" jingle that has already been mentioned, and the "I'm a Pepper" Dr. Pepper jingle. (Here's a good piece of trivia for you, too. The "I'm a Pepper" jingle was written by Randy Newman.)

...and the "Bandito" was voiced by the great Mel Blanc. :D