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Jumbo
03-24-2007, 08:37 PM
Here are some helpful reminders for all to see...

The following players are on the Duke roster:

Jordan Davidson
Gerald Henderson
Steve Johnson
David McClure
DeMarcus Nelson
Greg Paulus
Martynas Pocius
Jon Scheyer
Nick Sutton
Lance Thomas
Griffin Tormey
Brian Zoubek

The following players are NOT on the Duke roster:
David McLure
DaMarcus Nelson
DeMarkus Nelson
Martynas Pocious
Martynus Poicus
Martynas Poscius
Martynas Poscious
Jon Shyer
Jon Sheyer
Jon Schreyer
John [insert version of Scheyer]
Brian Zoubeck
Brian Zoubec
Brian Zoebeck
Brian Zoebek

The following guy played one game for Duke in 2006-07 (according to his uniform):
David McLcure

The following recruits are already on board for next year:
Kyle Singler
Taylor King
Nolan Smith

The following recruits are not on board for next year:
Kyle Singlar
Kyle Singer
Kyle Slingler

The following guys played for Duke:
Jason Williams
Shelden Williams
Mike Dunleavy
Shavlik Randolph
J.J. Redick
Christian Laettner
Lee Melchionni
Dahntay Jones
Matt Christensen
Roshown McLeod
Jeff Capel
Erik Meek
Jamal Boykin
Eric Boateng
Michael Thompson
Jeff Capel
Trajan Langdon
Quin Snyder

The following guys never played for Duke:
Jayson Williams (he did, however, kill his limo driver)
Sheldon Williams
Mike Dunlevy
Shavlick Randolph
Shave Randolph
J.J. Reddick
Christian Leitner
Lee Melchioni
Lee Mellcionni
Dhantay Jones
Dante Jones
Donte Jones
Dontay Jones
Dahntey Jones
Matt Christiansen
Matt Christianson
Roshown McCleod
Roshown McCloud
Roshown McLoud
Jeff Caple
Erik Meeks
Eric Meek
Eric Meeks
Jamal Boykins
Jamaal Boykin(s)
Eric Boteng
Eric Boatang
Mychal Thompson (he was a solid Laker, though)
Trajon Langdon
Trojan Langdon
Quinn Snyder
Quin(n) Snider
Quin(n) Snidor

The following guy wanted immediate playing time and went to Minnesota instead of Duke:
Kris Humphries

The following guys never did that:
Chris Humphries
Kris Humphrey
Chris Humphrey

The following guys play(ed) in the NBA:
Dirk Nowitzki
Larry Bird

The following guys don't/didn't play in the NBA:
Dirk Novitzki
Dirk Nowitski
Dirk Nowinksi
Monica Dirkvitzki
Larry Byrd
Ronald Curry
Brian Bersticker

This coach failed at North Carolina:
Matt Doherty

This guy hasn't coached at North Carolina (but maybe they'll hire him):
Matt Daugherty

The following is an assclown parading as a journalist:
Gregg Doyel

The following people, in no way, can be assclowns of the order of Gregg Doyel:
Greg Doyel
Greg Doyell
Greg Doyle
Gregg Doyell
Gregg Doyle

And, finally, this is the name of the current men's coach here, and his program:
Mike Krzyzewski, Duke

This is the place you belong if you can't spell either of those correctly:
Inside Carolina

Additions welcome -- this is a work in progress...

OZZIE4DUKE
03-24-2007, 09:13 PM
Beautiful work, Jumbo! Just beautiful. It needs to be linked to or listed on Throaty's HPR (Handy Pocket Reference).

First suggestion for an addition is Gail Goestenkors.

The second is Steve Wojciechowski.

throatybeard
03-24-2007, 09:19 PM
I suggested GG to him--he wasn't biting.

Spelling Wojo got taken care of though. He's Wojo!

hurleyfor3
03-24-2007, 09:25 PM
No mention of Dwyane Wade?

Also, I refuse to call Greg Doily by any other name.

77devil
03-24-2007, 09:45 PM
Someone has way too much spare time.:D

Jumbo
03-24-2007, 09:53 PM
Someone has way too much spare time.:D

What can I say? Kansas-UCLA was pretty dull...

77devil
03-24-2007, 10:00 PM
What can I say? Kansas-UCLA was pretty dull...

Indeed it was. Touche.

jimbonelson
03-24-2007, 11:33 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so what

throatybeard
03-24-2007, 11:36 PM
The following guys play(ed) in the NBA:
Dirk Nowitzki
Larry Bird

The following guys don't/didn't play in the NBA:
Dirk Novitzki
Dirk Nowitski
Dirk Nowinksi
Monica Dirkvitzki
Larry Byrd
Ronald Curry
Brian Bersticker


I'm still LOL at this. Good old Sticky.

JStuart
03-25-2007, 09:07 AM
Also,
one doesn't loose a game, one can lose a game.

Good summary, Jumbo.

Kewlswim
03-25-2007, 02:30 PM
Hi,

I appreciate the list, but people do make honest mistakes and shouldn't be crucified for them. I think there are degrees of inappropriateness. A current player's name being misspelled and that of a player from a bygone era for example. Hard to remember back in the old archive sometimes. I am sensitive to this because I get my "real" name misspelled a lot and so I take it with a grain of salt.

Cool "Thanks again for the post" Swym (sic).

GO DUKE!

imagepro
03-25-2007, 02:40 PM
curint Playir- Marti Precocious

Coche- Mike She-chef-ski

Asst coche- Jon Dallkins

Favourite Ex Playir- Christian Latenerr

Rifaree- **** Edsail

Aposing coche- Ric Pateeno

What chall thank? Purdy good grupe huh!

Jumbo
03-25-2007, 02:48 PM
Hi,

I appreciate the list, but people do make honest mistakes and shouldn't be crucified for them. I think there are degrees of inappropriateness. A current player's name being misspelled and that of a player from a bygone era for example. Hard to remember back in the old archive sometimes. I am sensitive to this because I get my "real" name misspelled a lot and so I take it with a grain of salt.

Cool "Thanks again for the post" Swym (sic).

GO DUKE!

Yeah, the whole thing was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek, sort of like Throaty's pocket guide. No one should be crucified -- just lightly ribbed. ;)

Jumbo
03-25-2007, 02:49 PM
Marti Precocious

Love it! I think I'm calling him that from now on...

imagepro
03-25-2007, 02:51 PM
Hope you got a chuckle out of that anyway. Did you notice my "reason for editing" ?

throatybeard
03-25-2007, 02:51 PM
curint Playir- Marti Precocious

Coche- Mike She-chef-ski

Asst coche- Jon Dallkins

Favourite Ex Playir- Christian Latenerr

Rifaree- **** Edsail

Aposing coche- Ric Pateeno

What chall thank? Purdy good grupe huh!

Don't forget Dick Pooparo.

imagepro
03-25-2007, 02:57 PM
Pooparo wus on my LEEST FAVOUREET Leeist

phaedrus
03-25-2007, 03:46 PM
you forgot about David McLcure, who did in fact play for Duke, if only for one half.

trinitydevil
03-25-2007, 05:12 PM
I'm not hooked on fonics. I'am stuck on stupid. I spell that way all the time.

What's an i'ma ge pro anyhow?

Jumbo
03-25-2007, 05:40 PM
you forgot about David McLcure, who did in fact play for Duke, if only for one half.

Now added.

throatybeard
03-25-2007, 07:49 PM
I just learned how to spell choke.

U-N-C.

devildeac
03-25-2007, 08:43 PM
TB-

Didn't you know that for decades what unc stood for was:

university (of)
numerous
chokes

Why do you think that deano did have 20-30 NC's when he retired?

Zeke
03-28-2007, 08:19 PM
Loved it. You MUST be my old English teacher. She was a bear on spelling too.

CMS2478
03-29-2007, 10:09 AM
Spelin iz not that hard peepl...............jus sownd owt ur wurds

-jk
03-29-2007, 10:19 AM
Spelin iz not that hard peepl...............jus sownd owt ur wurds

http://images.cafepress.com/product/24875874_240x240_Front.jpg

:D

-jk

RelativeWays
03-29-2007, 04:53 PM
I didn't see Joe Paqliuca on the list. I thought he was the walk-on.

wilson
04-02-2007, 10:25 AM
There is definately a misspelled word in this sentence.

-jk
08-29-2007, 08:57 PM
The discussion is being removed from the sticky area. Look for a sticky thread for the DBR Spelling Guide.

thanks,

-jk

FerryFor50
02-18-2008, 05:29 PM
What about:

Taymon Domzalski
Alaa Abdelnaby
Mike Chappell