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03-24-2007, 08:37 PM
Here are some helpful reminders for all to see...
The following players are on the Duke roster:
Jordan Davidson
Gerald Henderson
Steve Johnson
David McClure
DeMarcus Nelson
Greg Paulus
Martynas Pocius
Jon Scheyer
Nick Sutton
Lance Thomas
Griffin Tormey
Brian Zoubek
The following players are NOT on the Duke roster:
David McLure
DaMarcus Nelson
DeMarkus Nelson
Martynas Pocious
Martynus Poicus
Martynas Poscius
Martynas Poscious
Jon Shyer
Jon Sheyer
Jon Schreyer
John [insert version of Scheyer]
Brian Zoubeck
Brian Zoubec
Brian Zoebeck
Brian Zoebek
The following guy played one game for Duke in 2006-07 (according to his uniform):
David McLcure
The following recruits are already on board for next year:
Kyle Singler
Taylor King
Nolan Smith
The following recruits are not on board for next year:
Kyle Singlar
Kyle Singer
Kyle Slingler
The following guys played for Duke:
Jason Williams
Shelden Williams
Mike Dunleavy
Shavlik Randolph
J.J. Redick
Christian Laettner
Lee Melchionni
Dahntay Jones
Matt Christensen
Roshown McLeod
Jeff Capel
Erik Meek
Jamal Boykin
Eric Boateng
Michael Thompson
Jeff Capel
Trajan Langdon
Quin Snyder
The following guys never played for Duke:
Jayson Williams (he did, however, kill his limo driver)
Sheldon Williams
Mike Dunlevy
Shavlick Randolph
Shave Randolph
J.J. Reddick
Christian Leitner
Lee Melchioni
Lee Mellcionni
Dhantay Jones
Dante Jones
Donte Jones
Dontay Jones
Dahntey Jones
Matt Christiansen
Matt Christianson
Roshown McCleod
Roshown McCloud
Roshown McLoud
Jeff Caple
Erik Meeks
Eric Meek
Eric Meeks
Jamal Boykins
Jamaal Boykin(s)
Eric Boteng
Eric Boatang
Mychal Thompson (he was a solid Laker, though)
Trajon Langdon
Trojan Langdon
Quinn Snyder
Quin(n) Snider
Quin(n) Snidor
The following guy wanted immediate playing time and went to Minnesota instead of Duke:
Kris Humphries
The following guys never did that:
Chris Humphries
Kris Humphrey
Chris Humphrey
The following guys play(ed) in the NBA:
Dirk Nowitzki
Larry Bird
The following guys don't/didn't play in the NBA:
Dirk Novitzki
Dirk Nowitski
Dirk Nowinksi
Monica Dirkvitzki
Larry Byrd
Ronald Curry
Brian Bersticker
This coach failed at North Carolina:
Matt Doherty
This guy hasn't coached at North Carolina (but maybe they'll hire him):
Matt Daugherty
The following is an assclown parading as a journalist:
Gregg Doyel
The following people, in no way, can be assclowns of the order of Gregg Doyel:
Greg Doyel
Greg Doyell
Greg Doyle
Gregg Doyell
Gregg Doyle
And, finally, this is the name of the current men's coach here, and his program:
Mike Krzyzewski, Duke
This is the place you belong if you can't spell either of those correctly:
Inside Carolina
Additions welcome -- this is a work in progress...
The following players are on the Duke roster:
Jordan Davidson
Gerald Henderson
Steve Johnson
David McClure
DeMarcus Nelson
Greg Paulus
Martynas Pocius
Jon Scheyer
Nick Sutton
Lance Thomas
Griffin Tormey
Brian Zoubek
The following players are NOT on the Duke roster:
David McLure
DaMarcus Nelson
DeMarkus Nelson
Martynas Pocious
Martynus Poicus
Martynas Poscius
Martynas Poscious
Jon Shyer
Jon Sheyer
Jon Schreyer
John [insert version of Scheyer]
Brian Zoubeck
Brian Zoubec
Brian Zoebeck
Brian Zoebek
The following guy played one game for Duke in 2006-07 (according to his uniform):
David McLcure
The following recruits are already on board for next year:
Kyle Singler
Taylor King
Nolan Smith
The following recruits are not on board for next year:
Kyle Singlar
Kyle Singer
Kyle Slingler
The following guys played for Duke:
Jason Williams
Shelden Williams
Mike Dunleavy
Shavlik Randolph
J.J. Redick
Christian Laettner
Lee Melchionni
Dahntay Jones
Matt Christensen
Roshown McLeod
Jeff Capel
Erik Meek
Jamal Boykin
Eric Boateng
Michael Thompson
Jeff Capel
Trajan Langdon
Quin Snyder
The following guys never played for Duke:
Jayson Williams (he did, however, kill his limo driver)
Sheldon Williams
Mike Dunlevy
Shavlick Randolph
Shave Randolph
J.J. Reddick
Christian Leitner
Lee Melchioni
Lee Mellcionni
Dhantay Jones
Dante Jones
Donte Jones
Dontay Jones
Dahntey Jones
Matt Christiansen
Matt Christianson
Roshown McCleod
Roshown McCloud
Roshown McLoud
Jeff Caple
Erik Meeks
Eric Meek
Eric Meeks
Jamal Boykins
Jamaal Boykin(s)
Eric Boteng
Eric Boatang
Mychal Thompson (he was a solid Laker, though)
Trajon Langdon
Trojan Langdon
Quinn Snyder
Quin(n) Snider
Quin(n) Snidor
The following guy wanted immediate playing time and went to Minnesota instead of Duke:
Kris Humphries
The following guys never did that:
Chris Humphries
Kris Humphrey
Chris Humphrey
The following guys play(ed) in the NBA:
Dirk Nowitzki
Larry Bird
The following guys don't/didn't play in the NBA:
Dirk Novitzki
Dirk Nowitski
Dirk Nowinksi
Monica Dirkvitzki
Larry Byrd
Ronald Curry
Brian Bersticker
This coach failed at North Carolina:
Matt Doherty
This guy hasn't coached at North Carolina (but maybe they'll hire him):
Matt Daugherty
The following is an assclown parading as a journalist:
Gregg Doyel
The following people, in no way, can be assclowns of the order of Gregg Doyel:
Greg Doyel
Greg Doyell
Greg Doyle
Gregg Doyell
Gregg Doyle
And, finally, this is the name of the current men's coach here, and his program:
Mike Krzyzewski, Duke
This is the place you belong if you can't spell either of those correctly:
Inside Carolina
Additions welcome -- this is a work in progress...