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Shammrog
07-23-2008, 05:33 PM
(Please keep them clean.)
I will start:
YO MAMA is so ugly, when she was born the doctor turned her over and said "Ooh, look! Twins!"
BlueDevilBaby
07-23-2008, 05:48 PM
when they cut off her leg, gravy poured out.
billybreen
07-23-2008, 05:51 PM
All my favorites come from the Pharcyde's 'Ya Mama' song. I'm partial to:
Your mama's got wooden legs with real feet.
Your mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it.
Your mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand.
Shammrog
07-23-2008, 05:51 PM
when they cut off her leg, gravy poured out.
YO MAMA is so dumb, that when she got off the bus one time, her (breast) was hanging out. So I told her "hey, your (breast) is hanging out," and she goes "Oh no! I left the baby on the bus!"
Johnboy
07-23-2008, 05:52 PM
... that when she hauls pottymouth!pottymouth!pottymouth!, she has to make two trips!
Shammrog
07-23-2008, 05:58 PM
YO MAMA is so fat, that when she showers her feet don't get wet!
rsvman
07-23-2008, 06:20 PM
--she has to use a shoehorn to get into the bathtub.
--when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
--when she swam in the ocean all the whales sang, "We are fam-i-ly, Even though you're bigger than me..."
rsvman
07-23-2008, 06:21 PM
--it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
(This one is my all-time favorite.):)
rsvman
07-23-2008, 06:22 PM
--she makes three-bean salad with one kind of bean and two magic markers.
blazindw
07-23-2008, 10:46 PM
Yo mama's so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside, and she went and got a bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama's so old, she taught Jesus in elementary school.
Yo mama's so big, she plays hopskotch like this: LA, Denver, Chicago, Detroit, New York...
Yo mama's so skinny, she can hula hoop through a Cheerio.
Yo mama's so big, when she wears a red sweater outside, the kids go, "KOOLAID!"
Yo mama's got one toe and one knee, and everyone calls her Toni.
That's just a taste of an entire childhood of playing the dozens. :)
From In Living Color's game show Yo Mama,
"Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose!"
Highlander
07-24-2008, 09:23 AM
From "Meet the Spartans"
Yo mamma's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie.
EarlJam
07-24-2008, 09:27 AM
Yo mamma's so ugly, when she parks in the handicap space at Wal-Mart, people come up to her and say, "You can't park in the handi-cap space at Wal-Mart." The she steps out of the car. Then they say, "Wow. You CAN park in the handi-cap space at Wal-mart because you are really ugly."
That was lame.
-EarlJam
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