For $500,000 tax-free dollars...

[EarlJam]

Would you french kiss a Collie for a full minute?

[hc5duke]

Would you french kiss a Collie for a full minute?

Ok, but give me a couple years to come up with the money first...

[CameronBornAndBred]

Pucker up Lassie.

[billybreen]

Sanitary mouths and all that. I would have to think a bit more if it was one of those foul hairless monstrosities that always wins 'Ugliest Dog,' but collies are kinda hot.

[billybreen]

Lacey Underall: My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
Ty Webb: Your uncle molests collies.

[EarlJam]

Ok, but give me a couple years to come up with the money first...

I really appreciate this response!

[billybreen]

I really appreciate this response!

Indeed. hc5 wins this thread.

[colchar]

Would you french kiss a Collie for a full minute?

Dude, for $500,000 tax free I'd french kiss YOU for a full minute.

[EarlJam]

Dude, for $500,000 tax free I'd french kiss YOU for a full minute.

If only I had $499,827 more dollars in my bank account. :)

-HurlJam

[Shammrog]

For $500,000, (s)he would get the bonus plan.

[EarlJam]

For $500,000, (s)he would get the bonus plan.

Oh.

Oh my.

Talk about doggie sty.................nevermind.

[colchar]

Alright, let's try to keep it together people.*







*Since when have I been the voice of reason?

[2535Miles]

Who's going to find the collie that will french kiss any of us?

[hc5duke]

Who's going to find the collie that will french kiss any of us?

I thought that's why I had to pay up, but apparently other people think they're prettier than me

[colchar]

Who's going to find the collie that will french kiss any of us?

Excellent point. Collies are smart animals. Maybe we should substitute another breed before we make any definite plans here.

[rthomas]

Would you french kiss a Collie for a full minute?

Just what is this "French kiss" that you speak of? Do you mean "Freedom kiss" a collie?

http://www.furallover.com/%5Cphoto%5CFrench%20Kiss%202.jpg