I had to go with the hornet stings; probably most pain at first, but goes away quickest.
Three hornet stings to scalp over summer
20 Mosquito bites in one night all over body
Poison Ivy on hands and feet
Cut on foot by piece o' glass sticking out of beach sand
Wicked purplish sunburn all over body
Non-poisoness snake-bite to buttocks
I love pain, ALL of the above!
Which of the following would you choose to endure if you had to pick one?
-Hornet sting to scalp (3x over summer)
-20 Mosquito bites all over in one night
-Poison Ivy on hands and feet
-Cut to foot by piece of glass sticking out of beach sand
-Wicked purplish sunburn all over body
-Non-poisoness snake-bite to buttocks
-I love pain, all of the above!
I had to go with the hornet stings; probably most pain at first, but goes away quickest.
Having already endured the mosquito bites, poison ivy, and cut on foot injuries, I can safely say that I'd rather be bit on the buttocks by a non-poisoness snake.
Oh, I'm also balding and just don't like the idea of big whelps on my dome.
'Skeeters. I've lived through more than that several times.
Mosquitos. I find the most annoying part of a mosquito bite is right BEFORE the bite, when you hear them BZZZZing near your ear. Scratching the bite actually feels good (channeling Ned Flanders), so I wouldn't mind having 10 bites, as long as I don't get some nasty virus from it.
Before I entered into the thread, I was thinking, Head laceration, as you could still go swimming and such (as opposed to a cast on the arm or leg.)
But, given the choices, I went with mosquito bites. They never get that bad for me.
I went with snack bite to buttocks as that'll be one heckuva story. Besides need a buttock story to go along with the bird that has been attacking my head the last few days. True story.
I also chose mosquitos. Two words: Calamine lotion. One more: Benadryl.
I think y'all are fairly unfamiliar with snake bites. A snake bite isn't likely to even leave a mark unless you jerk away while its mouth is still closed around your skin. That being said, I did break my coccyx a few years ago, and yeah, that sucks. A lot... so while I agree with your desire to refrain from having an injured butt, I don't think that a non-poisonous snake bite would really cause "injury".