View Poll Results: Who's the biggest badass?

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  • Nate James

    55 87.30%
  • Chuck Norris

    7 11.11%
  • Steve Bucknall

    0 0%
  • Ash

    1 1.59%
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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Charlotte, North Carolina

    Who's the biggest badass?

    The obvious Norrissian worship of Nate's badassness brought the question to mind? Who wins in a brawl?

  2. #2
    Why isn't Jack Bauer listed?

    Life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer f****** hates lemonade!

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by ugadevil View Post
    Why isn't Jack Bauer listed?
    Bauer's not in the same league. Even Dick Cheney thinks unleashing Nate on the terrorists would be excessive.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    New Orleans, Louisiana
    "Once I am officially regional manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified."

    In other news, I am curious as to where Patrick Davidson fits in the DBR worship hierarchy.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by brevity View Post
    "Once I am officially regional manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified."
    Well played. Always love appropo quotes.

    I had to go with chuck norris. The man can slam revolving doors, do a wheelie on a unicycle, AND he counted to inifinity. Twice.

    And he has grit. And we are chalk full of that man!

    (no one besides maybe my dad is gonna get that quote, unfortunately...)

  6. #6
    Laettner

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by hudlow View Post
    Laettner
    he said bad___ not ___hole or that 12 letter word that has something to do with oedipus

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Lexington, KY

    Talking The obvious second choice ...

    ... Patrick Davidson.

    At this popint, I bet the Spurs would like to hire him.

  9. #9
    Uh, is that "Ash" me?!

    Nice!

    Still, gotta vote for Nate. I've got guns... but he's got GUNS.

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Cabbagetown, Atlanta, GA
    I'd agree with Laettner, maybe Julius Peppers too.

  11. #11
    If we're talking Duke hoops, its not even a competition - its Art Heyman.

    Otherwise i'd go with Stephen Segal. He doesn't mess around. He gives you about a second and a half to respond. Then, if he doesn't kill you with his bare hands, he breaks things, most of which are bones.
    "What am i doing in a state of consciousness where THIS is real?"

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Deeetroit City
    Andre Buckner

  13. #13
    Leroy Brown

  14. #14
    Ditka.

  15. #15
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Winston-Salem

    article on Nate

    It's funny, they said in the HS article
    "while coming off Krzyzewski's bench as arguably the classiest senior ever to wear royal blue. Nate James played the way he carried himself, a demeanor coupled with poise."

    While I don't think Nate is unclassy, I would never think to describe him that way. He's just so BADASS. That's like that commercial that goes "tough meets classy" with chuck norris coming into a tea party. Nate was always well composed and played so hard and was poised, but I think his badass factor was that he always looked like at any given moment, if he chose to, he could tear your arm off and beat your senseless with it should you speak ill of his mama.
    Duke '03
    Tent 1 '99/'00

  16. #16
    I either have to go with Kenny Denard who went after a ref after a game and instead of punching him just snapped him in the face with a sweaty towel OR Mike Gminski who punched a guy while running down the court

  17. #17
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Parts Unknown
    Chuck Norris...hands down

    second choice...John McClane

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