The obvious Norrissian worship of Nate's badassness brought the question to mind? Who wins in a brawl?
Why isn't Jack Bauer listed?
Life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer f****** hates lemonade!
"Once I am officially regional manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified."
In other news, I am curious as to where Patrick Davidson fits in the DBR worship hierarchy.
I had to go with chuck norris. The man can slam revolving doors, do a wheelie on a unicycle, AND he counted to inifinity. Twice.
And he has grit. And we are chalk full of that man!
(no one besides maybe my dad is gonna get that quote, unfortunately...)
... Patrick Davidson.
At this popint, I bet the Spurs would like to hire him.
Uh, is that "Ash" me?!
Still, gotta vote for Nate. I've got guns... but he's got GUNS.
I'd agree with Laettner, maybe Julius Peppers too.
If we're talking Duke hoops, its not even a competition - its Art Heyman.
Otherwise i'd go with Stephen Segal. He doesn't mess around. He gives you about a second and a half to respond. Then, if he doesn't kill you with his bare hands, he breaks things, most of which are bones.
"What am i doing in a state of consciousness where THIS is real?"
It's funny, they said in the HS article
"while coming off Krzyzewski's bench as arguably the classiest senior ever to wear royal blue. Nate James played the way he carried himself, a demeanor coupled with poise."
While I don't think Nate is unclassy, I would never think to describe him that way. He's just so BADASS. That's like that commercial that goes "tough meets classy" with chuck norris coming into a tea party. Nate was always well composed and played so hard and was poised, but I think his badass factor was that he always looked like at any given moment, if he chose to, he could tear your arm off and beat your senseless with it should you speak ill of his mama.
Tent 1 '99/'00
I either have to go with Kenny Denard who went after a ref after a game and instead of punching him just snapped him in the face with a sweaty towel OR Mike Gminski who punched a guy while running down the court
Chuck Norris...hands down
second choice...John McClane
Leslie SatcherSometimes I feel like Jesse James,
Still trying to make a name.
Knowing nothings gonna change what I am.
I was a young troubadour,
when I rode in on a song.
and I'll be an old troubadour,
when I'm gone.