View Poll Results: Would you give up your spleen for One Million Tax-Free Dollars?

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  • Yes, take my spleen!

    15 45.45%
  • No way. I'm keeping my spleen.

    8 24.24%
  • I really don't know. Would decide at the time of offer.

    5 15.15%
  • Not my spleen, but perhaps another body part.

    1 3.03%
  • EJ! You got some 'spleening to do!

    4 12.12%
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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Atlanta, GA (Buckhead)

    For One Million Dollars...

    Would you have your spleen removed and donated to science for various important medical research projects?

    The One Million would be tax free.

    (public poll)

    -EarlJam

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Sweet Home Alabama
    Yes.

    Is this an offer that you personally are putting up??

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Waterloo, Ontario (unfortunately, no longer in London England).
    For a million bucks I'd give it up even if it weren't used for scientific research.

    Heck, there isn't much I'd refuse to do for a million dollars.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by colchar View Post
    For a million bucks I'd give it up even if it weren't used for scientific research.

    Heck, there isn't much I'd refuse to do for a million dollars.
    Ahhh, we found the price of your principles.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    North Raleigh

    an offer you cant refuse...

    For 3 million dollars I'd get you 4 spleens... none of which would be my own..
    (they may not even be human...)

  6. #6
    By the title, I assumed you were using this thread to make an indecent proposal to Wilson.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Orange County, NC
    For a million dollars I'd more than likely give my spleen, appendix, both tonsils, and a testicle. I might even throw in half a liver and a kidney.

  8. #8
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Greenville, SC
    I'm a man of principle and would scoff at such an offer. I would consider $2M however.

  9. #9
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    Atlanta, GA (Buckhead)
    Quote Originally Posted by wilko View Post
    For 3 million dollars I'd get you 4 spleens... none of which would be my own..
    (they may not even be human...)
    Awesome. Wilko, let's talk.

    -EJ

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Atlanta, GA (Buckhead)

    Hey!

    The Mods added that last option!

    Who did that!!!???

  11. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by camion View Post
    I'm a man of principle and would scoff at such an offer. I would consider $2M however.
    So, we no longer debate what you are, now we only haggle price.

  12. #12
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    Mar 2007
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    Waterloo, Ontario (unfortunately, no longer in London England).
    Quote Originally Posted by wilko View Post
    For 3 million dollars I'd get you 4 spleens... none of which would be my own..
    (they may not even be human...)
    For that price I'd get four human ones - none of which would have to be my own.

  13. #13
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    Mar 2007
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    Waterloo, Ontario (unfortunately, no longer in London England).
    Quote Originally Posted by Indoor66 View Post
    Ahhh, we found the price of your principles.
    Trust me, depending on the off/situation I could probably be had for a lot less.

  14. #14
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    Feb 2007
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    Atlanta, GA
    Quote Originally Posted by billybreen View Post
    By the title, I assumed you were using this thread to make an indecent proposal to Wilson.
    Dude, I'm in grad school. I'd do indecent things for about 200 bucks.

  15. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    Dude, I'm in grad school. I'd do indecent things for about 200 bucks.
    I'm an undergrad. I do stuff for $20.

  16. #16
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    Mar 2007
    Location
    Waterloo, Ontario (unfortunately, no longer in London England).
    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    Dude, I'm in grad school. I'd do indecent things for about 200 bucks.
    You and me both. It would cost more to get me to do decent things though.

  17. #17
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    Mar 2008
    Location
    New Orleans, Louisiana
    I'd do it for a Klondike bar.

  18. #18
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Greenville, SC
    Quote Originally Posted by Indoor66 View Post
    So, we no longer debate what you are, now we only haggle price.
    I refuse to haggle as a matter of principle. $2M it must be. And it's obvious what I am; I am a person with a spleen.

  19. #19
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Atlanta, GA (Buckhead)
    Quote Originally Posted by brevity View Post
    I'd do it for a Klondike bar.
    Slut.

    -EJ

  20. #20
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    North Raleigh

    hey now...

    Quote Originally Posted by colchar View Post
    For that price I'd get four human ones - none of which would have to be my own.
    Hey now!!
    Me and EarlJam are working out a deal.

    Dont make me have to talk to my lawyers about a tampering suit... Otherwise I'll have to take steps to insure one of the spleens is yours!





    (Im just making noise. This is in jest. This is in no way an actual threat.. Just so you know that if you wake up in a bathtub full of ice.. I had NOTHING to do with it..)

    (Again a joke.. I cant stop myself today)

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