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  1. #1
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    Ycch, Beer!

    The idea has been bandied about for long enough now -- time to take action!

    I'll start with:

    Rolling Rock. (Swill in a bottle.)
    Dixie Light. (Watery swill.)
    Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. (Lavabe knows why.)

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    Goodness gracious!

    DevilAlumna, did you realize that you and Earljam are now sharing the same signature - I love monkeys? Are you two now a couple?

    Oh, wait, you write
    I love monkeys.
    He writes
    I love monkeys!!!!!
    I guess he's more infatuated with them than you are.
    Ozzie, your paradigm of optimism!

    Go To Hell carolina, Go To Hell!
    9F 9F 9F
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    Now back to the beer, it's all not very good. Some it is just less bad than the rest. Of course, this from a person whose penultimate beverage is a Diet Mountain Dew Code Red. Which he can't get in the Boston area.

    Where'd all the Kleenex go?

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    Southpaw is the worst beer ever made. But the worst beer ever drank may be a very special Keystone Ice. It lived in my roommate's Jeep Wrangler for 2 1/2 years. We then put it in our beer fridge, and just waited for someone very drunk and desperate. It smelled completely skunky from the moment the can was open, and it all went downhill from there.
    Just be you. You is enough. - K, 4/5/10, 0:13.8 to play, 60-59 Duke.

    You're all jealous hypocrites. - Titus on Laettner

    You see those guys? Animals. They're animals. - SIU Coach Chris Lowery, on Duke

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    Thumbs down Ycch... Beer

    Quote Originally Posted by OZZIE4DUKE View Post
    DevilAlumna, did you realize that you and Earljam are now sharing the same signature - I love monkeys? Are you two now a couple?
    And I study primates, including monkeys. GO FIGURE!

    Technically speaking, no screaming howling panic monkeys on the DBR today.

    I wound up NOT starting the thread, for fear of earning sin bin points for cluttering the DBR (and for jinxing the thread).

    Yeah, the Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is now my jinx beer for Duke, so it will be retired/banned from my beer list during Duke games.

    Add to the list of YCCH the following:
    Genny Cream Ale, Sam Adams Cherry Wheat (a.k.a. cough syrup), Sweetwater's Pilsner, and Blue Moon Winter.

    Cheers,
    Lavabe

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    WarSteiner all the way.

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    Miller Chill, yecchhhh

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    Red face Where did the Terps get their slogan?

    FEAR THE PENGUIN!

    Bud Ice ... the official beer of the National Hockey League. Remember that time period?

    Oy vei,
    Lavabe

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    Budweiser Clamato

    Whover had that genius idea should be medically studied. Three months ago I bought two cans. One is still taking up usefull space in my refridgerator. After I took the first sip and prompty spit onto my keyboard, I read the can. It actually encourages you to shake it up a bit. I didn't, so what I drank tasted like pure clam juice with alcohol undertones. Down at the bottom, is some sort of tomato juice concoction, and I guess the rest of the alcohol.

    I figure I'll use the other can for cooking one day, I can't even see getting drunk enough to drink it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CameronBornAndBred View Post
    Budweiser Clamato

    Whover had that genius idea should be medically studied. Three months ago I bought two cans. One is still taking up usefull space in my refridgerator. After I took the first sip and prompty spit onto my keyboard, I read the can. It actually encourages you to shake it up a bit. I didn't, so what I drank tasted like pure clam juice with alcohol undertones. Down at the bottom, is some sort of tomato juice concoction, and I guess the rest of the alcohol.

    I figure I'll use the other can for cooking one day, I can't even see getting drunk enough to drink it.
    Why in the world would anyone ruin a perfectly good Bud with clams or tomatoes? Yuk. The guy at the factory who thought that up should be fired immediately!
    Ozzie, your paradigm of optimism!

    Go To Hell carolina, Go To Hell!
    9F 9F 9F
    http://www.EGLEW.com


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    Three brands of "respected" beers I have not tried since the early 90s and will likely never try again. The first two I find sickening to the taste. The third simply has no taste:

    1. Busch Beer (Head for the Mountains and run from this beer)
    2. Coors (Way over-rated)
    3. Coors Light (They took 11 oz. of water and added 1 oz. of beer and should be sued)

    -EarlJam

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    By far the worst beers on the planet are American lagers. That style of beer was born from a lack of proper ingredients during the depression. It is garbage and will always be garbage. Still, everyone seems to like it.

    I take exception to PBR - only on the boat though (and during some Duke games!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavabe View Post
    And I study primates, including monkeys. GO FIGURE!
    Not to threadjack, but I saw a documentary recently that demonstrated that some groups of monkeys were evolving (ie. doing things they had never been seen doing before such as swimming and forming tools/weapons out of sticks). Unbelievably interesting stuff.

    Now back to the bad beer discussion - I think Bud, Heineken, and Amstel are all swill in a bottle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CameronBornAndBred View Post
    Budweiser Clamato

    Whover had that genius idea should be medically studied. Three months ago I bought two cans.
    Shouldn't you be studied for buying it?!?

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    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by colchar View Post
    Not to threadjack, but I saw a documentary recently that demonstrated that some groups of monkeys were evolving (ie. doing things they had never been seen doing before such as swimming and forming tools/weapons out of sticks). Unbelievably interesting stuff.

    Now back to the bad beer discussion - I think Bud, Heineken, and Amstel are all swill in a bottle.
    On the swimming thing, quite a number of primate species swim. I use some that video in class.

    What IS freaky is the video I've watched where ELEPHANTS swim from one Indonesian island to another. BIZARRE!!

    Oh no ... bad beer jingles (EARWORM ALERT):
    "My beer is Rheingold, the dry beer.
    Think of Rheingold whenever you buy beer."

    Enjoy the earworm ... if you can remember it!
    Cheers,
    Lavabe

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    Quote Originally Posted by colchar View Post
    Shouldn't you be studied for buying it?!?
    Sigh...yup. I'm a marketer's dream. Sucker for an interesting can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EarlJam View Post
    Three brands of "respected" beers I have not tried since the early 90s and will likely never try again. The first two I find sickening to the taste. The third simply has no taste:

    1. Busch Beer (Head for the Mountains and run from this beer)
    2. Coors (Way over-rated)
    3. Coors Light (They took 11 oz. of water and added 1 oz. of beer and should be sued)

    -EarlJam
    Say EJ, Know how Coors Light is like making love in a canoe?


    They're both f@#$%&$ close to water....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStuart View Post
    Say EJ, Know how Coors Light is like making love in a canoe?


    They're both f@#$%&$ close to water....
    Awesome!

    My brother's favorite beer is Coors Light. We are very different. Pfffffft, he doesn't even like narcotics!

    Anyway, despite his obvious shortcomings, I love him.

    I'll share that joke with him.

    -Earl "leatherliver" Jam

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    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    Now back to the beer, it's all not very good. Some it is just less bad than the rest. Of course, this from a person whose penultimate beverage is a Diet Mountain Dew Code Red. Which he can't get in the Boston area.
    What's the ultimate beverage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStuart View Post
    Say EJ, Know how Coors Light is like making love in a canoe?


    They're both f@#$%&$ close to water....
    Up here in Canada we have a slightly different version of that joke. Ours goes like this:

    Q: What do American beer and having sex in a canoe have in common?

    A: They're both f@#$%&$ close to water.

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