Well, I think we'd have to have the beer-float-drinking contest.
If enough of us brought laptops, we could have a battle of post-o-matics. Picture Jason Evans, Billybreen, Earljam and Blue Dawg (where's he been lately?!) all sitting in a row -- the requirement being to post to a communal thread, and how many relevant/discussion-cotinuing responses they can generate in a 5 minute window. Winner would get a choice of title (like the Mods have now.)
There may need to be a scrabble throwdown, and perhaps a Duke BBall Team Trivia contest.
(FBB, your alias name reminds me of the class of 1997 pic book, where a young lady had listed as her hobbies, "blowing bubbles, playing mind games." Not related, are you?)