South Carolina may have the occasional year where it makes the tourney, but it is to SEC b-ball as Clemson is to ACC b-ball.
You're absolutely wrong. Not only is there the occasional year that South Carolina makes the Tournament, but there are also years when they flat out dominate and earn two seeds in the Dance. Oh, nevermind, Coppin State

(All things considering, though, this joke isn't quite as funny as it would have been in the past...)