Let's write a Limerick together!

[devildeac]

End the Limerick with:

"We will never win as much as Kentucky"

Oh come on...give me some credit...that is the most vicious thing I have said on this forum. I've got to hold on to something positive this year!!

How about some BBQ?

Clever and well done and not even vicious-just slightly barbed.

Now, about 'cue-them's fightin' words

[dynastydefender]

I never thought I could be able to talk about UNC with the Duke Blue Devil Faithful!! ROTFL "The town next to Carrboro" You are killing me!!

Don't worry. I won't mention sheep at all!!

Most of us cannot properly spell with good conscience the mascot/team, town name, and the name of the university down 15-501. Hence, a partial list of alternate spellings:

Chappaheeya
Chapaheeya
Chapel Hell
Hell
that town next to Carrboro
unc (all lower case)
Kerlina
Carolina
Carowhinea
Carowina
Tacky Blue U
the tacky blues
the Tar Heels
the holes (please note that most of us resist even using lower case "h**ls" in common conversation, which makes shopping for shoes a problem)

I have also avoided ALL kerlina references to rams and sheep. I personally find human adulation of sheep to be deeply troubling.

There are many other references we make, but this list includes the most common, and we avoid profanity. PLEASE take a look at the BOARD DECORUM list to see what will kick one off the list.

Also, wait until the FITS (fly in the stall) flies by. She'll have a number of other terms for those people wearing designer powder blue. I haven't seen her lately, which is very strange after a win against the folks down 15-501!

Cheers,
Lavabe

[ArkieDukie]

GETTING BACK TO THE TOPIC:
Singler saw the bonfire the other night

I'm having trouble with this one. Lots of rhyming words, but I can't seem to get a good 2nd line.The cadence seems a bit off as well.

How about:
It initially gave him a fright.


Christian Laettner, at least for a while. I may be 5'1", but I suddenly feel like I can school Shaq.

[EarlJam]

I'm having trouble with this one. Lots of rhyming words, but I can't seem to get a good 2nd line.The cadence seems a bit off as well.

How about:
It initially gave him a fright.


Christian Laettner, at least for a while. I may be 5'1", but I suddenly feel like I can school Shaq.

Cadence off a bit. I will attempt to adjust while adding a line:

Singler saw the bonfire last night;
It initially gave him a fright;
Being a man made of steel....

[365Duke]

Cadence off a bit. I will attempt to adjust while adding a line:

Singler saw the bonfire last night;
It initially gave him a fright;
Being a man made of steel....

and beating the heels

[pamtar]

He'd casually beat Hans in a fight