For security reasons, the tiara did not travel with me. I wanted to travel without the security detail. That should be provolone that I am not good minion material.
Sorry I missed you at the tailgates. It was fun meeting up with some of the posters. I hope I can meet more when I come again.
(Some puns are better said than typed - the proof alone doesn't translate as well in the written word.)
Per Shakespeare, puns are the lowest form of humor. Which of course is why they appeal to me. I thought your use of provolone was very funny -- although quite cheesy.
That reminds me of a debate I had with my wife the last time we were in Europe. She tasted some cheese, and began this long harangue about how the cheese in France was much better than home because it was not pasteurized. This, according to Mrs. OPK, allowed the natural tastes and odors to percolate through their natural fermentations to peak ripedness.
I dissented, informing her that "you like that crud because you're drunk."
Although my utterance ended THAT particular argument, I did not walk away thinking that I had won the day.
As the French say, "no." Boy, those French have a word for everything.
Whenever someone would ask to pass the butter, my grandfather would always say "butter be careful!" We literally had to ban that joke at our family meals.I'm from a family of punners. I like all puns - the more groan-worthy, the better.
http://www.bubbies.com/prod_pure_kosher_dills.shtml
Thought I'd share.