To clarify, in my previous post, I meant to impart that I was actually ducking, not that regularity is for ducks (for those of you who have been following the LTE).
To clarify, in my previous post, I meant to impart that I was actually ducking, not that regularity is for ducks (for those of you who have been following the LTE).
I prefer to call that stuff 'dirt'. I can't stand Grape Nuts. I do however, adore lima beans, particularly the bright green baby ones, but I'll eat almost any lima bean offered to me.
I have been running a little bit. I have yet to successfully make an appointment with a physical therapist so I've been stationary biking it lately. I've got to make myself get in the pool soon too.
Are you referring only to post counts?
Ooh, that does sound like a good, healthy thing to do. Good luck in your search, and let us know when you need us to start sending our all-powerful DBR job vibes (it seems around "interview" time, they come in really handy.)
Let’s talk about gas, because at this moment in history, it’s out of control. Seriously. I’ve had bad gas for weeks now and I don’t know what to do about it. It’s terrible and I mean really awful. It smells a little like a mix between very wet cats and regurgitated corn chips. I don’t know what’s been causing it, but I need to find out because it’s making me sick.
Honestly, if I didn’t have to smell it myself, I’d be happy about it. Gas is a powerful weapon. You want some space to yourself? Unload a popper and those seats next to you clear out real fast. You want a day off of work? Start a little seat orchestra and you’ll be sent home in no time. I wish I were back in my twenties when I couldn’t smell anything because then I’d have some fun with these stinkbombs. Sadly, every time I let one go, I’m my own first victim.
I end up being victim to myself a lot. That’s what happens when you do a lot of home chemical mixing. It started out as a hobby, but I’ve really stepped up my game in the last few years. I’m trying to find a chemical cure for wrinkles, but it’s not going so well. I have, however, invented quite a few potions for giving yourself rashes. When rashes come back into “vogue,” I’ll be the king of the rash world.
Rash World sounds like a really fun theme park, don’t you think? I’d visit, as long as the admission price wasn’t too high. I wonder if they have funnel cakes at Rash World. Funnel cakes are incredible. They’re my favorite fried batter-based cake.
Other types of cakes that I enjoy: snack cakes, birthday cakes, coffee cakes, tea cakes, ice cream cakes, urinal cakes, erotic cakes, layer cakes, hot cakes, and wedding cakes. Cakes that I do not enjoy: cupcakes. Why waste my time on a cupcake when I can get the real deal? Cupcakes should only be eaten in times of war or famine. Or when they’re filled with cream. That’s it.
Welcome to the Party, ForeverBlowingBubbles. It's always fun to get a newbie.
I too love cake, all cakes, even cupcakes because who says you have to stop at one? I like to bake cakes too.
I really must stay ahead of Lavabe in the LTE list. He's closing in. Uh oh, I may stirred up trouble with this post.
This may be the one time in the history of the OTB/PPB in which I agree with someone from Lynchburg 100%. Suffering succotash!!
As for lima beans by themselves, they don't do anything for me. I can live without them. Consider, however, that if they were removed from this earth, EarlJam would not be who he is, and the DBR would suffer.
Cheers,
Lavabe
Hey... I'm no troublemaker! Just, ya know,... incite-ful?
Not so fast. I've been rethinking my tail-vs.-duck following 6 feet behind decision. Are ducks trainable? Can you get them to do cool tricks? B/c if so, I think I may go with the duck over the tail.