Gross Chem or Old Chem?
I heard that someone once called Patrick Davidson a poopyhead. The namecaller was later found buried head-first in watermelon patch with his legs perfectly shaved and a bite taken out of his left foot.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat
There I was, doing extensive, detailed research (all for YOU) into determining what is actually the "longest thread" in history when I came to read that I have been called a "Doodyhead" AND a "Poopyhead."
Well let me ask you this: Could a Doodyhead or a Poopyhead, uncover some of the world's greatest secrets such as this? Evidence of what is TRULY the "longest thread"....
All I do is work hard to serve you, the DBR viewing public. If you all don't appreciate my hard work, then I say you are a Stinky-Headed Rumbly Tumbly Winkleshnivitz!
-EarlJam and/or Connie Chung
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel crammed down the front of his pants. Bartender looks up and says, "Hey man, you know you have a ship's wheel in your pants?"
"Yaaarrrr," the pirate replies. "It's drivin' me nuts."
Doming or Tunnelling?