View Poll Results: Why did the Pilgrims stop at Plymouth Rock?

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  • Ran out of fresh water

    8 32.00%
  • Ran out of food

    1 4.00%
  • Ran out of beer

    8 32.00%
  • Ran out of toilet paper

    8 32.00%
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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Parts Unknown

    Why did the Pilgrims stop at Plymouth Rock?

    I heard this on the radio driving to Savannah. Found it interesting.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Raleigh NC
    Alternate choices perhaps?

    Pulled over to ask directions
    Pulled the boat over, the kids in the back were just too rowdy!
    Testing new land/sea boat, mucked up, got stuck
    Took a wrong turn, Ran into North American continent on way to Hawaii.
    Stopped to spray paint "Pilgrmz 4evr" on the nice big rock.
    Determined to show up that Columbus guy
    They did it for the nookie

  3. #3
    I heard this too (well maybe not the exact same show). I think they ran out of munchies, second. And then, of course, they wanted to watch Brett Farve play. He is that old.
    ~rthomas

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Acworth, GA
    Quote Originally Posted by rthomas View Post
    I heard this too (well maybe not the exact same show). I think they ran out of munchies, second. And then, of course, they wanted to watch Brett Farve play. He is that old.

    To buy a dime bag from Chief Burning Weed?

    (this led in turn to the subsequent feast.)

  5. #5
    So they could get to the other side?

  6. #6
    Duh, nowhere else had a rock with the right date on it.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Lompoc, West Carolina

    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    So they could get to the other side?
    Why did the redneck cross the road?








    Can't answer in this public forum. Doesn't meet decorum standards.

  8. #8
    One guess:

    To get to the other side, because that is where the beer is at?

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Southern Pines, NC
    They heard that there were going to be jobs at the big dig, so they decided to hang around.

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Lompoc, West Carolina
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    One guess:

    To get to the other side, because that is where the beer is at?
    Naw. It was because he had a chicken stuck on the end of his.....

    No, no, no. No further.

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