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  1. 11-20-2007, 11:16 AM #1
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    This Sucks

    Gobble gobble!

    Watched Duke last night for first time. Gobble! They very good. Gobble gobble!

    Wanted to watch more. Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Owner say, "You can watch a couple more game but no more."

    Gobble! I ask, "Why only a couple more?"

    Owner say, "Thursday is Thanksgiving."

    What this mean? I no watch games after Thanksgiving? Why not?

    Gobble! GOBBLE!

    Me turkey like Duke. Gobble! Why no watch games after Thursday?

    Gobble Gobble!

    What is Thanksgiving anyway? Should I care?

    Gobble GOBBLE!!!

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  2. 11-20-2007, 11:17 AM #2
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    EarlJam, step away from the keyboard...
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  3. 11-20-2007, 11:22 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    EarlJam, step away from the keyboard...
    I was thinking the same thing.
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  4. 11-20-2007, 11:27 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    EarlJam, step away from the keyboard...
    What is EarlJam? GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!!!

    -AT
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  5. 11-20-2007, 11:35 AM #5
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    Whether or not it's EJam, the avatar beats EJam's avatar of a stunned Hurley.

    This might very well be EarlJam's attempt to lower his post count while continuing to post.

    Cheers,
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  6. 11-20-2007, 11:39 AM #6
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    Last few months have been great for me turkey.

    GOBBLE!!!

    Owner feed and feed and feed me so much! GOBBLE GOBBLE!!

    World is me turkey's oyster! GOBBLE!!!

    Gobble BRRRRRRRRK!!!!

    Love my owner. Here he come with more food!

    Why he so good to me?

    Me turkey may even have to lose a few pounds.

    GOBBLE! GOBBLE!

    -A Turkey
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  7. 11-20-2007, 12:11 PM #7
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    this is pretty funny. mainly the user name: A Turkey. HA.
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  8. 11-20-2007, 12:57 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Turkey View Post
    What is EarlJam? GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!!!

    -AT
    EarlJam is really good on turkey sandwiches.
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  9. 11-20-2007, 01:42 PM #9
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    I didn't realize turkeys had such bad grammar.
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  10. 11-20-2007, 01:49 PM #10
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    Why is it that the top 3 similar threads were all started by EarlJam? Hmmm...
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  11. 11-20-2007, 05:04 PM #11
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    Hi Turkey. There's a friend of mine we might have in common. His name is Jive. Do you know him?
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  12. 11-20-2007, 05:13 PM #12
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    Turkey question

    Hello Turkey, welcome to the DBR!

    This may be a rude or embarrassing question, but where exactly are your giblets?

    I hope I don't eat a relative of yours on Thursday.
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  13. 11-21-2007, 05:30 PM #13
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    Hi,

    A Turkey must be an a.k.a. for of A Zebra who I will resist naming by name!

    Best regards,
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  14. 11-21-2007, 06:34 PM #14
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