Car running over annoying traffic cone: plekplek
Running over annoying pedestrian who cannot fanthom crosswalks: plunksplatplunksplat
Big car being run over by a bigger car: CRUNKCRUNKCRUNK
Sounds of a car engine:
Starting: RrrrrrrrrRrrrrrrrrrRrrrrrrrrrR, VROOOOOOM, NI, NI, NI, NI, NI
Accelerating, switching gears: mmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMM, mmmmmmmMMMMMMMMM, mmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
Hitting brakes: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrp!
-EarlJam
Car running over annoying traffic cone: plekplek
Running over annoying pedestrian who cannot fanthom crosswalks: plunksplatplunksplat
Big car being run over by a bigger car: CRUNKCRUNKCRUNK
Hitting brakes: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrp! BANG!!!
Followed by "Oh s**t!!!" from the driver.
We could create an entire murder-mystery story by keeping this thread alive all season.........or not. Nevermind.
-EarlJam
I'm repeating but can't help myself.
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Rrrrrrrrr...jgjgchhhhhhhhhhhh...rrrrrrr...jgjgchhh hhhhhhhhh...rgrgrgffffttp.
Someone trying to learn how to drive a stick shift, punctuated by a stall-out.