Red Panda's Unicycle Stolen

[hallcity]

I'm reading tweets saying Red Panda's unicycle has been stolen. She's had it for 30 years. There are two things that college basketball fans of all persuasions can agree on -- she's a treasure and she MUST GET HER UNICYCLE BACK!

[CameronBornAndBred]

Who?

[Troublemaker]

Who?

Comedian Bill Burr attended a Duke-UNC game and explains (profanity):




Here's Burr's full take on the Duke-UNC game. He loved it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qILLrC9PbWg

[BigWayne]

I'm reading tweets saying Red Panda's unicycle has been stolen. She's had it for 30 years. There are two things that college basketball fans of all persuasions can agree on -- she's a treasure and she MUST GET HER UNICYCLE BACK!

Maybe an off topic thread?
Anyway, two unicycles stolen in San Francisco the same day.

[duke4ever19]

Maybe an off topic thread?
Anyway, two unicycles stolen in San Francisco the same day.

This is a crime-wave of Mayberry-esque proportions and must be nipped in the bud! Barney Fife would be all over this one!

[weezie]

This stinks! Terrible. What a shame. Very annoyed to see this.

What's wrong with some people? Just a jack rear end being a colossal jerk.

[UrinalCake]

Another background resource. (Contains NSFW language.)

http://m.worldstarhiphop.com/apple/v...JKQg26CYq2FwHf

[subzero02]

This is a crime-wave of Mayberry-esque proportions and must be nipped in the bud! Barney Fife would be all over this one!

i'm it wasn't equipped with low jack

[BLPOG]

Comedian Bill Burr attended a Duke-UNC game and explains (profanity):




Here's Burr's full take on the Duke-UNC game. He loved it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qILLrC9PbWg

He's taken note of the news, too.

I always enjoyed her performances in Cameron, but no one matches the Bouncing Bulldogs in my book.

[bjornolf]

I was wondering how she got off that thing. Now I’m wondering how the heck she gets on it! Wow, she is impressive. Somebody better return her dang unicycle. Not cool. I wonder why she’s called the Red Panda?

[JasonEvans]

I wonder why she’s called the Red Panda?

She wanted to be The Black Falcon but it was already trademarked.

[left_hook_lacey]

Maybe an off topic thread?
Anyway, two unicycles stolen in San Francisco the same day.

I heard they're trying to bring back American chopper. Maybe they're gonna put them all together and make a unicycle trike.

[OldPhiKap]

There are some surveillance photographs of the suspected perp on twitter. It's a huge box he's walking off with. Wonder how that happens.

[JasonEvans]

The Golden State Warriors have just announced that they will replace her unicycle. Apparently, it’s a $25,000 instrument!

[BandAlum83]

The Golden State Warriors have just announced that they will replace her unicycle. Apparently, it’s a $25,000 instrument!

She was the halftime entertainment at today's game at GT!