Chuck Bagley/Marvin Norris

[uh_no]

If Bagley University was a choice, I'd vote for it as #1

gary williams sweats at the thought of marvin bagley
in a triangle and 2, marvin bagley IS the triangle
marvin bagley beat minnesota playing 5 on 1.
marvin bagley can have his cake and eat it too
the crow's nest was damaged when bagley attached a rim to it and dunked on it. from the free throw line.

[FerryFor50]

gary williams sweats at the thought of marvin bagley
in a triangle and 2, marvin bagley IS the triangle
marvin bagley beat minnesota playing 5 on 1.
marvin bagley can have his cake and eat it too
the crow's nest was damaged when bagley attached a rim to it and dunked on it. from the free throw line.

I just want to point out how underappreciated this post is. I think it deserves its own thread...

[FerryFor50]

Uh_no posted this in another thread:

gary williams sweats at the thought of marvin bagley
in a triangle and 2, marvin bagley IS the triangle
marvin bagley beat minnesota playing 5 on 1.
marvin bagley can have his cake and eat it too
the crow's nest was damaged when bagley attached a rim to it and dunked on it. from the free throw line.

I think it's time to grow the legend of MBIII.

[juise]

Just understand that Patrick Davidson will be monitoring this. I would hate to think that anyone would question his position in the hierarchy of legend.

[BandAlum83]

The most interesting man in Basketball...

[BandAlum83]

Marvin Bagley once blocked a shot by making a very determined face while pointing at the ball!

[MartyClark]

Marvin Bagley has a diary - it's called the Guinness Book of World Records

(apologies to Chuck Norris for stealing that joke)

[PackMan97]

Marvin Bagley once turned down Kentucky.

[Blue KevIL]

Death once had a near-Marvin experience

[DukeFanSince1990]

Superman has Marvin Bagley pajamas.

[SupaDave]

Why not.

Marvin Bagley messed around and got a triple double, while playing on crutches. His crutches also had 4 points and 3 rebounds.

[left_hook_lacey]

Mavin Bagley plays baseball with the skinny end of the bat, just to make it fair.

[CameronBlue]

At the risk of stealing my own joke, from an earlier post about Nate:

And on the Seventh Day, God rested...after checking with Marvin.


hmmmm..nah, Nate's better. God knows there are certain lines that cannot be crossed.

[duke79]

Old joke I first heard about the great hockey player, Bobby Orr. I'll substitute MB III, though.

Man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, there is a basketball court and and an old dude with beard and wearing a Duke basketball jersey is playing hoops. The man asks another person there...who is that? And the other person says...Oh, that's God. He thinks he's Marvin Bagley!

[BD80]

Old joke I first heard about the great hockey player, Bobby Orr. I'll substitute MB III, though.

Man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, there is a basketball court and and an old dude with beard and wearing a Duke basketball jersey is playing hoops. The man asks another person there...who is that? And the other person says...Oh, that's God. He thinks he's Marvin Bagley!

I favor the golf version:

Jesus and Moses are playing golf and come to a long par 3 over water. Moses comments that it is a 170 yard carry over the water and 200 yards to the center of the green, pulls out a 5 wood and knocks his ball over the water and rolling up to the edge of the green.

Jesus surveys the hole and says: "If Jack Nicklaus were here, he'd hit a 7 iron, I'll hit a 7 iron." Moses shakes his head as Jesus hits his ball into the center of the lake. Sighing, Moses parts the waters and walks into the lakebed to retrieve the ball, which he hands to Jesus saying: "hit the 5 wood."

Jesus purses his lips and says: "If Jack Nicklaus were here, he'd hit a 7 iron, I'll hit a 7 iron." Jesus again hits his ball into the center of the lake. Shaking his head, Moses and again parts the waters to retrieve the ball, which he hands to Jesus saying: "I'm not doing that again, hit the 5 wood."

Jesus won't back down, mumbling: "If Jack Nicklaus were here, he'd hit a 7 iron, I'll hit a 7 iron," and promptly hits his ball back into the center of the lake. Moses throws his hands up, refusing to get the ball, so Jesus takes his wedge and walks out onto the lake to hit his next shot.

This has taken so long that the next foursome approaches the tee, only to see Jesus standing on the water ready to address the ball. One golfer exclaims: "who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?"

Moses replies: "He IS Jesus Christ, he THINKS he's Jack Nicklaus!"

[91devil]

Next year there will be a November College Basketball Tournament called the “MB19”.

[BullBlue]

Marvin Bagley's play caused Jay Bias to compliment a Duke team.

[Bluedevil114]

Roy Williams was asked to rank the top three things you fear most:

1. Marvin Bagley
2. Public speaking
3. Death

[JasonEvans]

gary williams sweats at the thought of marvin bagley
in a triangle and 2, marvin bagley IS the triangle
marvin bagley beat minnesota playing 5 on 1.
marvin bagley can have his cake and eat it too
the crow's nest was damaged when bagley attached a rim to it and dunked on it. from the free throw line.

I just want to point out how underappreciated this post is. I think it deserves its own thread...

Here is "Patrick Davidson is an Urban Legend," perhaps the greatest thread in DBR history.

[killerleft]

Reminds me of "Patrick Davidson is an Urban Legend," perhaps the greatest thread in DBR history.

-Jason "this does deserve its own thread... and POOF Jason made it happen" Evans

But do the Weauf Gods find it humorous?