UNC Athletics Scandal: NCAA response

[Olympic Fan]

Well let's work up a number 6 on the heels. ... that's where we go a-ridin' into chappa heeyah, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. ...

To do that, we need "rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, butt-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists."

Methodists?

Personally, I'll be looking forward to the No. 6 Dance later on.

[Indoor66]

"Chaos is a ladder."

No need for the ladder, the ceiling is the roof.

[madscavenger]

Nietzsche says: "out of chaos, comes order"

...because ultimately, order is imposed by Control. Of course there are justifiable exceptions, to wit, "he needed killin".

[OldPhiKap]

To do that, we need "rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, butt-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists."

Methodists?

Personally, I'll be looking forward to the No. 6 Dance later on.

Hmmm. If only there was a historically Methodist institution nearby, perhaps a university which competes in like sports, to drop the hammer.

[BD80]

To do that, we need "rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, butt-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists."

Methodists?

Personally, I'll be looking forward to the No. 6 Dance later on.

The sheep get nervous ...

[IrishDevil]

...because ultimately, order is imposed by Control. Of course there are justifiable exceptions, to wit, "he needed killin".

Ah yes, the eternal struggle between KAOS and CONTROL...

Hang on, my shoe is ringing.

[OldPhiKap]

Ah yes, the eternal struggle between KAOS and CONTROL...

Hang on, my shoe is ringing.

Another Mel Brooks classic (with Buck Henry, IIRC)

[devildeac]

Another Mel Brooks classic (with Buck Henry, IIRC)

"Right, Chief."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_Smart



"It was created by Mel Brooks with Buck Henry."

[OldPhiKap]

Now I'll be thinking about Barbara Feldon the rest of the afternoon.

Which, upon reflection, is not that bad a thing.

[royalblue]

Can we put Agent 99 on this case?

[Ultrarunner]

Or, perhaps those 3 coaches were invited so they could personally/collectively throw the baseball and women's soccer team under the bus.

Nope. Candygrams for all.

[OldPhiKap]

Nope. Candygrams for all.

"I'm only a land shark"

[moonpie23]

if i started a Kick Starter to send me to nashville, put me up, disguise me, and bribe a hotel employee to get me in....how much would you guys chip in?

i mean...like uncle drew level disguise...

[chrishoke]

if i started a Kick Starter to send me to nashville, put me up, disguise me, and bribe a hotel employee to get me in...how much would you guys chip in?

i mean...like uncle drew level disguise...

About tree fifty.

[BigWayne]

if i started a Kick Starter to send me to nashville, put me up, disguise me, and bribe a hotel employee to get me in...how much would you guys chip in?

i mean...like uncle drew level disguise...

Who you gonna go as? Jan Boxill?

[devildeac]

if i started a Kick Starter to send me to nashville, put me up, disguise me, and bribe a hotel employee to get me in...how much would you guys chip in?

i mean...like uncle drew level disguise...

Hey, wait a minute, you're in the music industry, that's a business trip and tax deduction for you. No fair.

Plus, there is no truth to the rumor that this is being featured at the Opry or Ryman next week either:

[OldPhiKap]

Jay Bilas tweet, in response to an inquiry about whether Louisville should have its banner taken away:

"No team should ever lose a banner. It is a useless sanction that unduly harms the innocent. Period."

How is the team that won through use of ineligible players "innocent"?

[Dr. Rosenrosen]

Jay Bilas tweet, in response to an inquiry about whether Louisville should have its banner taken away:

"No team should ever lose a banner. It is a useless sanction that unduly harms the innocent. Period."

How is the team that won through use of ineligible players "innocent"?

Man, what did the NCAA ever do to him? He's at the pulpit with blinders on. I just don't get his stubbornness and self righteous attitude. I can't stand when people make statements like this and close with, "Period."

[moonpie23]

Hey, wait a minute, you're in the music industry, that's a business trip and tax deduction for you. No fair.

Plus, there is no truth to the rumor that this is being featured at the Opry or Ryman next week either:

hey...ix-nay on the usic-may usiness-bay....when y'all pay, it's called a junket...

[porcophile]

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