Originally Posted by
Thurber Whyte
Every year, the swag at the pregame party for Duke's bowl game includes a clear stadium bag. Its nice that Duke wants to take care of its fans when they go to any stadium other than Wallace Wade.
Step 1: Go to the Duke Store before the game.
Step 2: Buy a 50¢ refrigerator magnet and ask for the largest bag they have.
Step 4: Fill bag with car keys, sunscreen, wallet, telephone, sunglasses, kleenex, camera, hat, gloves, gum, meds, hygiene products, pocket-sized umbrella, child care items, a Chihuahua, fire extinguisher, enema kit, astrolabe, jumper cables and a copy of the Physician’s Desk Reference.
Step 5: Proudly display these items together with the Duke Store receipt as you pass through security.
Step 6: Attach the magnet to the side of the metal detector once you are through.
You ever tried getting gum off of a chihuahua?!
Q "Why do you like Duke, you didn't even go there." A "Because my art school didn't have a basketball team."