Well, a number of years ago, my husband and I tried to make wine. Our property had huge wonderful trellises of Concords. And since Concords were not our favorite grape to eat, we thought what the hell.
Well, after much time, expense, labor, etc. we ended up gallons and gallons of...vinegar. (And not great vinegar at that).
After those two years, we waited until the grapes were ripe and it was time to trim everything back to the bareroot (kinda like roses), and filled dozens of large trash bags, piled them in the SUV and carted them off to the L.A. Zoo.
The gorilla keepers were thrilled -- and the gorillas in 7th Heaven! Did you know that grapes/leaves/vines/everything is one of the gorillas favorite foods? Felt like we were doing something special -- and often got to go behind-the-scenes to watch the gorillas feast.