Half-Baked Puns from various threads

[royalblue]

Would Ol Roy's house still be a good place to get baked?

[El_Diablo]

Would Ol Roy's house still be a good place to get baked?

I donut know for sure, but I imagine there may be an occasional puff or two if Will Graves is still around.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Guys guys guys, we really doughnut knead all this.

[Tripping William]

Guys guys guys, we really doughnut knead all this.

If I had a pumpernickel for every bread pun in this thread . . . . .

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

If I had a pumpernickel for every bread pun in this thread . . . . .

I guess I am just a little sourdough because I am late to the party. I should have risen earlier this morning, but I could barley open my ryes.

[nocilla]

This thread is going from batter to waffle. Really it's much a-dough about muffin.

But I'm a gluten for punishment so here's another; A good baker rises to the occasion, it's the yeast he can do.

[devildeac]

I guess I am just a little sourdough because I am late to the party. I should have risen earlier this morning, but I could barley open my ryes.

Bzzzt. Barley and ryes belong in the Ymm, Beer thread.

These are all getting pretty corny. I'm glad the mods cut and pastried everything from the other thread and didn't burn us with any infraction points for kneadless posting.

[jacone21]

I've had ciabatta nuff of this. Make it sop!

[OldPhiKap]

I've had ciabatta nuff of this. Make it sop!

Stop going against the grain here. Yeast and desist.

[duke96]

Doh! Matzoh silly comments here. I'll have naan of it, and certainly will not be lavosh-ing any praise.

[Edouble]

Doubt Bill Cosby will be in the stands rooting for his Temple team...

Owl be surprised if he's there, even for a quick "Jello" to the fans. He's been pudding up with a lot lately.

[BD80]

Owl be surprised if he's there, even for a quick "Jello" to the fans. He's been pudding up with a lot lately.

Hey, hey, hey

[OldPhiKap]

I dislike the Tar Heels.

Dislike is a rather weak word.

Hitler was unpleasant.

Saddam Hussein was mildly irrational.

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.



UNC blows monkey chow.

[BD80]

That seems...non-germane.

Is that the antithesis of Godwin's Law?

Hitler was unpleasant.

Saddam Hussein was mildly irrational.

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.



UNC blows monkey chow.

Never mind, its a moo point.

[OldPhiKap]

Is that the antithesis of Godwin's Law?

Never mind, its a moo point.

There are very few fascist cows. No bull.

[devildeac]

Is that the antithesis of Godwin's Law?



Never mind, its a moo point.

Yep. Close the thread. Godwin's law has been interjected/applied.

[devildeac]

There are very few fascist cows. No bull.

I don't think I can get involved in a punfest this evening. Too tired and too much at steak here.

Speaking of bull though, I believe there's still a lot of it being slung around the chappaheeya campus.

[OldPhiKap]

I don't think I can get involved in a punfest this evening. Too tired and too much at steak here.

I understand if you don't have the chops to cut it tonight, although that is rare for you. Chuck it aside until tomorrow. The rest of your posts on this thread are well done as is.

[BD80]

I understand if you don't have the chops to cut it tonight, although that is rare for you. Chuck it aside until tomorrow. The rest of your posts on this thread are well done as is.

Oh great, another of my attempts at humor gets grilled

[OldPhiKap]

Oh great, another of my attempts at humor gets grilled

You got a beef with me?!?

Oh yeah, and Carolina sucks.