The "I'm not going to jinx it" thread

[OldPhiKap]

I don't mean to badger anyone on Turkey Day, but I keep telling my friend, Jack, that he needs to watch out for the rocks. And he always replies, "What rocks?" How can I help him without making him mad?

Some rocks look like Bulldogs, for reasons which are all Greek and pig-Latin to me. Not sure what they look like on a dairy cheese farm though.

[Tripping William]

I'll be frank: Jack's beau (sp?), Madison, has really Bucky teeth.

[Gewebe14]

If anyone wanted to watch "The Silence of the Rams" horror movie on this beautiful thanksgiving night on time warner in chapel hill would anyone know what channel (#) to look for??? Thanks!

[OldPhiKap]

If anyone wanted to watch "The Silence of the Rams" horror movie on this beautiful thanksgiving night on time warner in chapel hill would anyone know what channel (#) to look for??? Thanks!

Check this site, put in your zip code:

http://www.axs.tv/subscribe/

[devildeac]

Contrary to NC law, wolves are not an endangered species in the state and especially not in Orange County.

[devildeac]

I'll go out on a limb here and say not even Debby Crowder could fix things today.

[Ultrarunner]

I'll go out on a limb here and say not even Debby Crowder could fix things today.

Sometimes it's just easier to paper over the problems. That, of course, does not change the reality on the ground.

[brevity]

Can't stand this bluegrass on my lawn. If there is a divine power up there, please put an end to it.

[moonpie23]

i've always liked the state of RI...

[Tripping William]

"M*A*S*H 4077, Captain Pierce speaking."

[OldPhiKap]

"M*A*S*H 4077, Captain Pierce speaking."

LOL, I was thinking of my favorite TV character earlier too. He was from Maine but probably liked upper Midwest snow too.

[Ultrarunner]

"M*A*S*H 4077, Captain Pierce speaking."

"Hawkeye, it's Trapper. Get ready, there's misfiring rounds going off all over the joint."

[Ultrarunner]

It might also be time to head for the chapel, the biggish one.

[arnie]

It might also be time to head for the chapel, the biggish one.

It worked again!

[jacone21]

[OldPhiKap]

"Hawkeye, it's Trapper. Get ready, there's misfiring rounds going off all over the joint."

"Suicide is painless
It beings on many changes
But I can take or leave it
If I please"

[Ultrarunner]

And they said it would never work . . .

[Tripping William]

Some credit to Corporal Walter O'Reilly from Ottumwa.

[Ultrarunner]

Some credit to Corporal Walter O'Reilly from Ottumwa.

Askin' for a little Radar Love, are ya?

[Tripping William]

Askin' for a little Radar Love, are ya?

I think Uncle Ed was leading the cheers.