Musically Speaking, Who Sucks?

[EarlJam]

Musically speaking, who sucks the most? (EarlJam is not an option).

THIS IS MULTIPLE CHOICE, BUT PLEASE LIMIT YOUR PICKS TO THREE.

-EarlJam

[EarlJam]

FYI - This poll comes as a result of a water cooler conversation in the office this morning. The names were mostly chosen from that conversaton.

-EarlJam

[hurleyfor3]

You left out "all of the above." Except for Styx. 70's Styx (pre-Roboto) most certainly does NOT suck.

[EarlJam]

You left out "all of the above." Except for Styx. 70's Styx (pre-Roboto) most certainly does NOT suck.

Yeah. The title of the Poll should be, "Who Sucks...THE MOST?"

And yes, STYX pre-Mr. Roboto was worthy of not being on this list.

-EarlJam

P.S. Hurleyfor3, is your moniker inspired specifically by Hurley's big three against Vegas in 1991? That guy was the toughest, grittiest (word?) Dukie ever - at least since I've been watching them.

[JBDuke]

It's gotta be David Hasselhoff. As proof, I offer the following. (Have an air sick bag handy...)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8

[jimbonelson]

How Did Poison Make The List??

[EarlJam]

How Did Poison Make The List??

Unskinny Bop (bop, bop, bop) Just blows me away.

Up until then, they were relatively, somwhat safe.

-EarlJam

[hurleyfor3]

How Did Poison Make The List??

um, because poison sucks

[jimbonelson]

Unskinny Bop (bop, bop, bop) Just blows me away.

Up until then, they were relatively, somwhat safe.

-EarlJam

I guess your right that song really was bad but up until that album poison rocked the 80s

[tombrady]

Bret Michael's show Rock of Love alone should bring Poison to this list.

That said, I love it.

[EarlJam]

Bret Michael's show Rock of Love alone should bring Poison to this list.

That said, I love it.

"Tom Brady, will you rock my world?"

Good point about that show. I almost vomited when I heard Bret say that line. Cheese Central. And all those poor women who worship him.

That said, yes, I love it too.

-EarlJam

[tombrady]

"Tom Brady, will you rock my world?"

Good point about that show. I almost vomited when I heard Bret say that line. Cheese Central. And all those poor women who worship him.

That said, yes, I love it too.

-EarlJam

In any other reality dating show, a woman's employment as a stripper would be a cause for her demise (or being an alcoholic, or a liar, etc etc)

In this show, she rockets to the top of the list. I just can't stand that stupid red-haired girl with the lip ring. I hope the one with the pink and blonde hair wins (as weird as that sounds ha).

edit: oh and the last stripper thats left is terrible.

[EarlJam]

I hope the one with the pink and blonde hair wins (as weird as that sounds ha).

Doesn't sound weird at all. I haven't seen all the episodes, but in the ones I have seen she's by far the coolest. She's also beautiful. Get past the wild hair and all and she has a gorgeous face.

-EarlJam

[Indoor66]

Musically speaking, who sucks the most? (EarlJam is not an option).

THIS IS MULTIPLE CHOICE, BUT PLEASE LIMIT YOUR PICKS TO THREE.

-EarlJam

Everybody since "the day the the music died."

[EarlJam]

While I am certainly no fan of Michael Bolton, I always thought he had a lot of talent and a great, if scratchy, voice. Not for me, but I never really thought he sucked. Didn't he also sing opera?

Why does Micheal Bolton suck then?

The reason he made this list was 1) He came up in the conversation this morning and 2) The Office Space Effect

-EarlJam

[hc5duke]

Everybody since "the day the the music died."

I cried when Mozart died, too. Those damn kids in baggy jeans listening to Brahams need to get off my lawn.

[DevilWolf]

The answer is clearly Color Me Badd. In a piece of comedy genius, Beavis and Butthead once claimed that Color Me Badd was a "super-suck group" made up of (from left to right) George Michael, Vanilla Ice, Milli Vanilli and Kenny G.

[hc5duke]

The answer is clearly Color Me Badd. In a piece of comedy genius, Beavis and Butthead once claimed that Color Me Badd was a "super-suck group" made up of (from left to right) George Michael, Vanilla Ice, Milli Vanilli and Kenny G.

Close, but wiki says it was George Michael, Kenny G, and Snow... Snow, Ice, same thing right? Though I think you're dead on with the other guy being Milli Vanilli

[dukehoopsgirl]

While I am certainly no fan of Michael Bolton, I always thought he had a lot of talent and a great, if scratchy, voice. Not for me, but I never really thought he sucked. Didn't he also sing opera?

Why does Micheal Bolton suck then?

The reason he made this list was 1) He came up in the conversation this morning and 2) The Office Space Effect

-EarlJam

In an odd twist, in the early 90s I saw Michael Bolton in concert and his opening act was....Celine Dion. At that time, one would not have guessed that she'd have her own sold-out Vegas show in 2007 and he'd be nothing but "eye candy" (although I'm not sure I can go there) for a Desperate Housewive!

[DevilWolf]

Close, but wiki says it was George Michael, Kenny G, and Snow... Snow, Ice, same thing right? Though I think you're dead on with the other guy being Milli Vanilli

With all due respect, I trust my own memories of Beavis and Butthead more than I trust wikipedia. I could be wrong, but I won't change how I remember it. The genius of that show becomes more and more evident each year we move away from its finale.