FYI - This poll comes as a result of a water cooler conversation in the office this morning. The names were mostly chosen from that conversaton.
-EarlJam
STYX
80s Jefferson Starship
Bryan Adams
Michael Bolton
Bacon Brothers (Kevin Bacon's band)
David Hasselhoff
Poison
Other
Musically speaking, who sucks the most? (EarlJam is not an option).
THIS IS MULTIPLE CHOICE, BUT PLEASE LIMIT YOUR PICKS TO THREE.
-EarlJam
Last edited by EarlJam; 09-12-2007 at 11:00 AM.
FYI - This poll comes as a result of a water cooler conversation in the office this morning. The names were mostly chosen from that conversaton.
-EarlJam
You left out "all of the above." Except for Styx. 70's Styx (pre-Roboto) most certainly does NOT suck.
Yeah. The title of the Poll should be, "Who Sucks...THE MOST?"
And yes, STYX pre-Mr. Roboto was worthy of not being on this list.
-EarlJam
P.S. Hurleyfor3, is your moniker inspired specifically by Hurley's big three against Vegas in 1991? That guy was the toughest, grittiest (word?) Dukie ever - at least since I've been watching them.
It's gotta be David Hasselhoff. As proof, I offer the following. (Have an air sick bag handy...)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8
JBDuke
Andre Dawkins: “People ask me if I can still shoot, and I ask them if they can still breathe. That’s kind of the same thing.”
How Did Poison Make The List??
Bret Michael's show Rock of Love alone should bring Poison to this list.
That said, I love it.
In any other reality dating show, a woman's employment as a stripper would be a cause for her demise (or being an alcoholic, or a liar, etc etc)
In this show, she rockets to the top of the list. I just can't stand that stupid red-haired girl with the lip ring. I hope the one with the pink and blonde hair wins (as weird as that sounds ha).
edit: oh and the last stripper thats left is terrible.
While I am certainly no fan of Michael Bolton, I always thought he had a lot of talent and a great, if scratchy, voice. Not for me, but I never really thought he sucked. Didn't he also sing opera?
Why does Micheal Bolton suck then?
The reason he made this list was 1) He came up in the conversation this morning and 2) The Office Space Effect
-EarlJam
The answer is clearly Color Me Badd. In a piece of comedy genius, Beavis and Butthead once claimed that Color Me Badd was a "super-suck group" made up of (from left to right) George Michael, Vanilla Ice, Milli Vanilli and Kenny G.
In an odd twist, in the early 90s I saw Michael Bolton in concert and his opening act was....Celine Dion. At that time, one would not have guessed that she'd have her own sold-out Vegas show in 2007 and he'd be nothing but "eye candy" (although I'm not sure I can go there) for a Desperate Housewive!