No, you're totally wrong. The NBA guys who sometimes go to strip clubs are wasting their lives and their minds. Whereas the Wall Street dudes who attended four years of college with me and sometimes go to strip clubs are doing really valuable, society-building things. In fact, just think how much worse we'd all be if the Wall Street dudes from Duke and the Ivies had spent the last twenty years playing basketball instead of adding such great innovations to human history as credit default swaps and high-frequency trading.