Plexiglas Barrier

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The competing alternative to the one "s" plexiglas is a human variant of the invisible fence used for dog containment.

Duke scientists are experimenting now with an electric shock collar for fans. Initially, the idea was to prevent court storming. Quickly, the eggheads expanded their scope to include crowd control. Latest developments include random shocking of any fan wearing the wrong color blue. And in a perverse twist, refs will also wear collars that the crowd can shock by majority vote.

Expect the collars to debut for the exhibition games this fall.

Nate James will have a remote to administer shocks as he wishes.

Please note, no animals were hammered. Except for the aformentioned ram, fed to the crocs.