Duke athletes and coaches have a history of participation and success in the Olympic Games, but not so much in the Winter Games. I think the last Duke Athlete was Randy Jones in bobsled in Torino in 2006.
http://www.goduke.com/ViewArticle.db...&ATCLID=233997 He may be the only Duke Winter Games medalist ever (silver in bobsled in 2002). I don't know of any Duke athletes attending this year. Does anyone else?
Then I found this and thought I figured it out.
http://blog.syracuse.com/sports/2014..._sochi_ol.html
Notice where the TP is located. So the guy on the right says to the fat grunting flatulent guy on the left, "If you don't mind... Could you hand me... You know, just one ply?"
Two weeks away, and I'm already feeling dread that something bad will happen. Here's hoping that the innocents are safe.