There's a Ychh, Beer thread buried somewhere on DBR. I might have a few posts in it but, like you, I think I know most beers/brewers to avoid.
Give your wife a hug and a kiss for her effort. Then let her know about the fate of the last 6 ounces. Sounds even worse than the coconut curry brew fuse reviewed a month or so ago on the Ymm, Beer thread. He wasn't sure he'd ever recover.