So as not to hijack the quotable movies thread, let's reprise a thread from years ago on the old board -- favorite Simpsons quotes, with or without attribution (guessing the provenance is always a fun game).

I'll start with a few:

"Stealing?! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's-his-name? Why do you think I took you to all those "Police Academy" movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Where was I? Oh yeah: stay out of my booze."
“There’s three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.”
“Isn’t that the wrong way?"
“Yeah, but faster!"
My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
Remember Alf? He's back! In pog form.
And perhaps the greatest ever:
They say he carved it himself . . . from a bigger spoon.