View Poll Results: Kirk Versus Riker

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  • James T. Kirk

    16 80.00%
  • William T. Riker

    4 20.00%
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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Raleigh NC

    Kirk Versus Riker

    Who would win?

    James T. Kirk
    William T. Riker

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Austin, TX
    Riker spent most of his time sucking in his gut and playing second fiddle--Kirk for sure.

    Riker was probably my least favorite character from TNG except for when Troy was dressed as a space cheerleader.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
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    Atlanta, GA (Buckhead)
    Quote Originally Posted by bluebutton View Post
    Riker spent most of his time sucking in his gut and playing second fiddle--Kirk for sure.

    Riker was probably my least favorite character from TNG except for when Troy was dressed as a space cheerleader.
    AMEN Bluebutton!

    Also, Kirk would prefer Mary Ann to Ginger.

    -EarlJam

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Atlanta, GA (Buckhead)

    Ding! Ding!

    And there's the bell for round one. Kirk and Riker come out of their corners and OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Kirk lands an immediate blow to the collar bone of Riker!

    Riker, gets back up, looking kind of wobbly! Kirk is honing in on WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Kirk lands a two-handed karate-chop to the base of the neck!

    Down goes Riker! Down goes Riker!

    1,...2...3...4...

  5. #5
    Disclaimer: I am not a Star Trek/Wars aficionado.

    I didn't like either one. Kirk was arrogant (which I guess you have to be) and would jump into bed with just about any girl (talk about a germ farm, oh wait I love James Bond. Strike the part of this comment about jumping into bed). Riker was a kiss up, plus I hated it when he would put his foot up on Data's chair and lean over him. If I was Data I'd have to say something, though Data was emotionless so it probably didn't matter to him.

    I did like Picard. He was smart, intelligent, and cute as all get out. Yeah, I pick him!

  6. #6
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    Feb 2007
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    Elon, NC

    Denny Crane

    Denny Crane and it's not even close!!!
    Tom Mac

  7. #7
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    Feb 2007
    Quote Originally Posted by EarlJam View Post
    Also, Kirk would prefer Mary Ann to Ginger.
    Kirk wouldn't have to choose...

  8. #8
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    Apr 2007
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    Atlanta, GA (Buckhead)
    Quote Originally Posted by Duvall View Post
    Kirk wouldn't have to choose...
    Good point, and agreed.

    -EarlJam

  9. #9
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    Feb 2007
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    Watching carolina Go To HELL!

    Ginger and Mary Anne

    Quote Originally Posted by Duvall View Post
    Kirk wouldn't have to choose...
    And Denny Crane would have them both, first together and then individually, and then watch them go at it while he ordered room service and smoked his cigar. Alan Shore would be horrified, and then join him for breakfast and the cigar.
    Ozzie, your paradigm of optimism!

    Go To Hell carolina, Go To Hell!
    9F 9F 9F
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  10. #10
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    Jun 2007
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    Parts Unknown

    Kirk...Kirk...Kirk...Kirk...Kirk

    Riker is a pretty-boy want to be and Kirk was...well Kirk. No contest.

  11. #11
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    Apr 2007
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    Atlanta, GA (Buckhead)
    Quote Originally Posted by Bluedawg View Post
    Riker is a pretty-boy want to be and Kirk was...well Kirk. No contest.
    AMEN Bluedawg! Not even a freakin' contest.

    Queen to King's level IV!

    KIRK! Captain James mother freakin' T. mother freakin' KIRK!!!!!

    KIRK!

    Attachment 81

    -EarlJam, who's got Kirk's back all the way

  12. #12
    alteran is offline All-American, Honorable Mention
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Durham-- 2 miles from Cameron, baby!

    Kirk Wins-- except...

    Kirk wins. I'm not sure this is even a fair question.

    In the second TNG season episode where Q granted Riker god powers for awhile, I'd bump Riker up to a 50% chance against Kirk-- but only if Kirk was distracted by a belly-dancing blue chick.

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Atlanta, GA (Buckhead)

    May we NEVER FORGET...

    ...the smack that Kirk laid down upon The Gorn! Riker would have been dead in minutes.

    R.I.P. Forever GORN!

    Attachment 86

    -EarlJam

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